Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779910)

no, I'm not jealous of seeing 2 people go back and forth over and over for no valid reason

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9779926)

Why does it bother you?

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779874)

Hootie and Frazod

GoChiefs and Coffey

gay

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9779951)

Hootie's gone, idiot. I've only fought with native today, and right now he's around back trimming the scrubs by the deck.

Try to keep up.

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779957)

i know that, but gochiefs and coffey are starting up

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779957)

i know that, but gochiefs and coffey are starting up

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9779961)

And not a single **** was given.

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779947)

because i come into this thread to look for funny things and i just see "bitch bitch bitch" and lame insult

i can't put you guys on ignore because when you are apart you might have something funny to say

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9779966)

oh, one will be given alright

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9779989)

Not by me.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9779721)

70. Sweet Daddy Hate/Raised On Riots/Darth CarlSatan

It seems like everyone hates this douche but me, so I am well qualified to roast his ass up. Darth CarlSatan (I enjoy his original, unabashedly stupid, yet silly username the most) is often the butt of drug-related jokes, which is great because clearly he's smoking something to register on a forum where he's largely despised for a third time after being banned for reasons I've completely forgotten.

Used to be fat, like Frazod, but apparently got all lean and ripped up. Not clear whether it was completely due to illegal stimulants or some combination of those and the backbreaking manual labor that he was forced into since ex-cons usually can't get anything else. Rumor has it he's a roofer or something. Hootie tried to PM him to get some roofies upon learning this, only to discover roofing has nothing to do with selling date-rape drugs. DarthCarl hooked him up anyway, bringing his CP friend total to two.

Note: not sure if he actually IS an ex-con, but it fits with the whole "bad boy" persona he has attempted to cultivate since joining. Almost assuredly, he has posted from jail at least once.

Also claims to have wild sexual trysts from time to time in random dating threads. Unsure if he's been pleasing 190-pound soccer moms who invite him in for "a cool drink" when he comes down off the roofs he's thatching together, or if it's just luv and they're keeping it a dark, dirty CP secret. Hey, he had to do SOMETHING to bring his CP friend total to three.

Pros: ****ing hated Matt Cassel before it was cool to do so. Despite being in the top 10 most douchiest posters, has actually shown up to a pair of CP bashes. Wore a Brandon Flowers jersey that said "BMF" on the back. Oh wait, I think that part belongs in...

Cons: Yes, he was one. Is basically hated by everyone, save other douches, except Dane McCloud, who is No. 1 on Sweet Daddy Hate's "people to kill" list. I am now No. 2.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9779744)

You should post it, but if you don't, put me on your subscription list.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9780172)

Zero chance that I post it. I'll send it to you if I write it.