No way. That sex doll is out of his league.

Yeah, plus there would surely be lots of patches on it from him popping her with his needle dick. You know, the one NOBODY can handle?? ROFL

Belize Navidad

A man fabricates an exotic vacation with an imaginary girlfriend and posts about it on his favorite message board. You won't Belize what happens next...

This scenario is already hard to Belize, does this story have a Placencia ending??

Some shit is hard to Belize and some people will Belize everything.

N***a Belize.

This is proof that you can’t Belize everything you read on the internet.

Crave can straight up lick Belize nuts.

Belize it or not, Craves never been there

The way he lies is just so free-ee-eee

Lying his way seems to come easily

Could could it beeee

Craves never been to Belize!

God damn it

Rabble may have won the thread

:thumb: Greatest American Liar

Sir, in this thread, we are ALL winners who are eating that ass on the beach in Belize.

All of us except Crave. We know he's not eating that ass. Because he's a ****ing loser.

This is one of the greatest threads in the history of CP. I do nominate it for inclusion in the Hall.

The Moral of the Story: Don't Belize everything you read on the internet.