You working or playing tonite?

Besides, for me to show him what he needs to know, I'd have to buy a strap-on.

I'm sure he has one he can provide.

Pretty sure he swallowed that one long ago. :p

I HAVE A DATE FRIDAY NIGHT YOU JERK!!!!!!!! :#

Friday will make 1 day (or 0 depending if you count past 12 am on thursday night) since I got laid.

Play her some Michael Bolton. Chicks dig Michael Bolton.

NOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAYNOT GAY NOT GAY

Does he post on here?:p

Sometimes when I go on a long stretch of not being with a girl I wonder if I'm gay. Then I get with a girl and realize that I'm definitely not gay. At least I'm pretty sure I like girls.

More than guys?

I've never had sex or even kissed a guy. Since I like when I do that stuff with girls I don't think I'm even going to try it with a guy.

Then I guess you'll never really know for sure.

That's a females subliminal double-dog dare. Be careful!:eek:

I guess I'm ok with that.
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108 posts.

My name is Buck and I like to ****
http://www.tarantino.info/wiki/image...sunglasses.jpg

Are you ever going to change that creepy cat avatar?

[QUOTE=Bugeater;7635992]I don't know. I've never thought about it.

[quote=salame;7635994]Goddamnit, don't quote me until I've finished editing my post. Now look what you've done, everything is all ****ed up.

I just found an entire bottle of hydrocodone I didn't know I had. Just over a year old.

MAIL IT TO ME NOW
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[QUOTE=Bugeater;7635995]you really think it's that creepy?

I thought you'd moved on to percocet?

BUck aren't you like losing weight and enjoying life?

Beggars can't be choosers.
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yard work, drinks and now bed time.

Wow, the "night crew" was pretty inactive last night.

Somehow after staying up til 5-6 am the night before I fell asleep around 1 am last night and I slept until 12:30 pm, other than when the cable company called me twice at 8:20 and 8:40 am. Idiots.

Terrence Kiel.

Life is a box of chocolates
My name is Forrest Gump

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Random boner?

No I was watching some porno but I can't jerk off.

That must be fun.

I remember the first porno I saw was a girl giving a guy a BJ.

I remember the first porno I sa....wait no I don't I'm not 11 anymore.

VHS for the ****ing win.

haha rams fan is 11

HAHA!

Got a big night planned tonight.

Gonna get high as **** and watch The Lord of the Rings movies while drinking Champagne and eating Chinese Food, and then in the morning gonna have some French Toast.

FYP

Just for you, bro:

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More like this:

I am gonna make love to you, and I am high
I am gonna eat your pussy too, and I am high
Tomorrow I'll jack off and I know why
Because I ****ed you tonight and I am high

Buck, **** Yeah.

Comin' again to save the mother ****ing day.

Or it could possibly go like this.

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high
I was gon********zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

That's me falling asleep.

I can honestly say that I have never thought of that particular physical condition as weird.

I was threatened the other day that I'm at my limit for poop threads in 2011 or i lose my thread privs. So I'm keeping my poop counter in here.

I pooped six times before noon today. Twice after. 24 minutes to go and I'm at 8 which ties my other record this month.




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I was threatened the other day that I'm at my limit for poop threads in 2011 or i lose my thread privs. So I'm keeping my poop counter in here.

I pooped six times before noon today. Twice after. 24 minutes to go and I'm at 8 which ties my other record this month.

I was threatened the other day that I'm at my limit for poop threads in 2011 or i lose my thread privs. So I'm keeping my poop counter in here.

I pooped six times before noon today. Twice after. 24 minutes to go and I'm at 8 which ties my other record this month.

I was threatened the other day that I'm at my limit for poop threads in 2011 or i lose my thread privs. So I'm keeping my poop counter in here.

I pooped six times before noon today. Twice after. 24 minutes to go and I'm at 8 which ties my other record this month.

I was threatened the other day that I'm at my limit for poop threads in 2011 or i lose my thread privs. So I'm keeping my poop counter in here.

I pooped six times before noon today. Twice after. 24 minutes to go and I'm at 8 which ties my other record this month.

I was threatened the other day that I'm at my limit for poop threads in 2011 or i lose my thread privs. So I'm keeping my poop counter in here.

I pooped fourteen times before noon today. Thrice after. 53 minutes to go and I'm at 17 which ties my other record this month.

FYP

Well, it's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday!
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the weekend!

Well, it's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday!
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the weekend!

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WTF is happening.

WTF is happening.

I NEED AN ADULT

STRANGER DANGER

WHY ARE WE YELLING

WHY ARE WE YELLING

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Wazzup bros and gals.

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First rap song I ever heard.

rams fan would've gotten hella cool points had he posted WHY ARE WE YELLING

rams fan would've gotten hella cool points had he posted WHY ARE WE YELLING






dumbass rams fan.

WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING?

I'm too lazy to take the extra one second to press the caps lock button.

I wonder how long it would take to really piss off someone if I just KEPT THEM ON ALL THE TIME!!!!!

KcMizzou may be slightly inebriated. I'm just sayin'.

This is like a safe zone.... right?

Define, "safe." :D

yes

KcMizzou may be slightly inebriated. I'm just sayin'.

No penetration.

Is tea bagging allowed?

No. Sharpies are though.

sweet

The kids ruined all my sharpies. The only thing I have left that could do any damage is my beard trimmer. If you wake up with a Jayhawk shaved into your scalp, I don't know anything about it.

Shut it. :D

I'm a pro as a drunk. Pretty good at it. Never get out of hand... never drive... always in a good mood. It's all about having fun.

Shut it. :D

I'm a pro as a drunk. Pretty good at it. Never get out of hand... never drive... always in a good mood. It's all about having fun.

:p

Mrs. Smitty... you are an evil woman.