Suck on Belizenuts Crave!

The Ballad of Belize

Sit right back children to hear a tale
About a man named Cave
I promise you, it will be a whale
Of how a human can make waves

To Placencia, Belize he did say he went
However, his VPN address said the opposite
Now he is angry at the kidding; has his joints out of bent
So he is deleting his pictures like a Stalin communist

What is the lesson to be learned
From this sordid wild yarn?
Shut up or else you will be burned
By ChiefsPlanet's slinging of scarn

You people need hobbies and/or more lucrative vocations.

... said the poster who pulled the "I have a girlfriend but she lives in Canada" gambit except to an absurdly sad degree.

Most of us have lots of time to post sitting by the pool in Belize

Can't say for sure but looks like left arm forearm tattoos that would be visible in the bikini photos.

That giant pimple on the left arm is hot!

**** In Aye

You need more realistic vacations.

I mean, I'm getting paid AND getting college credits to sit here and talk shit about you.

In terms of energy expendedxGAF=expectations; I don't see how anything could actually BE "more lucrative."

Honestly. You should just not enter this thread if you don't understand what's going to be in here because you are an epic fail at the entire game of "becoming a man in real life."

I'm doing you a favor. Instead of everyone stomping on your balls for 10 more pages, I just cut them off because you obviously don't ****ing need 'em.

I belize Cave Can fly
I Belize his girl used to be a guy

https://www.themoviethemesong.com/wp...pace-Jam-9.jpg

Y’all a bunch of 2/10, would not bang MFers.

Bitch i'm hotter than Belize in the summer.