We're taking this thing to 100,000 posts. Are you ready Joie?

I'm on bedrest...nothing but time!

Although I do have to take care of the toddler, and sleep at some point.

I was looking for a thread like that the other night, when I was posting hammered. Unlike now when I haven't gotten there.

Yet.

Then I went into the classics forum. I will never ever ever start a ****ed up thread here. Ever.

ROFL

No wonder buck has a flower heart avie. gay bar? makin it with two "girls" while his girlfriend gets pissed and leaves? Calling mom to pick him up at the gay bar then blabbing shit to her?

ROFL

two words for his "girls"

Line
trap

**** Mike Anderson.

Whatevs brah. It all worked out. The girl I've been seeing recently is so awesome that it cancels out any dudes I may have made out with.
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Pics of your girl or GTFO.

I will never post pics of anybody I know IRL here. That's just asking for trouble.
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Its all good. I'm new here. I meant no harm. But every board has their wall of shame forum. It happens. Its dangerous to post hammered. But if you have the stomach for it, and can take the shots, it makes great reading. You took all the jabs in stride. I have a wall of shame night that I will NOT share here, tho it does not involve gay bars or line traps, it is still pretty embarrassing. It happens.

Whenever you might be at home, just black out her face using MS Paint so we'll never know who it is.

Did you read the one started by the poster shyguyms or something like that? Good entertainment in that thread.

Not even Paris Hilton?

You'll just have to take my word for it. She's beautiful.
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Not yet. I will now tho. I did read luvs moo thread tho.

Fine....

Also, SD>LA.

No. I spent a summer in the Valley when I was 16. Best summer evah. LA girls are genetically superior in every way.

fact.

Take every hot young wannabe from all over the country for a hundred years, funnel them all into one tiny spot on the map, let them mostly flop and stay and breed. That is LA girls.

No. SD>LA. Dude, LA is a big ass city with tons of shit. SD is smaller, but with hotter chicks. You should know that.

I'm biased obviously, but I think parts of LA are better, but a lot are shitholes.
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This.

Tons of hot ass chicks in Hollywood, though. Hmm... ass.

How the **** should a guy from Mass know this? I was in Tarzana in the late 70's. EVERY girl on that block was related to someone and smoking fuggin hot. Like Penthouse hot. And very FRIENDLY and curious about the Mass accent. I got the best quality of tail in my life that summer.

Don't you live in St Louis?

Yes. I was in Hollywood in the summer, though, and I have an uncle who is a writer on Entertainment Tonight.

Did somebody say **** Mike Anderson yet? Because he's dead down stairs.

Mike Anderson is a soothsayer, once convincing Jesus "I wish to coach for Bethlehem the rest of my life! I'm a wise man, through and through." The next week, he went to Pontious Pilate, and there he erned a high sum, taking the Roman Hogs to two elite eights over the next ten years. True story.

Rams fan did. Clue me in.

oh and where the hell is the bar in this place? And the mens room? I'd hate to piss in the corner...

Holy crap! She lives! PBJ

Yep! How are you?

The bathroom and bar are in DC. I have to warn you, though, it's a dangerous part of CP.

Remember that time Mike Anderson had a top-50 daughter basketball player? remember how she went to Texas instead of Mizzou? Was nobody tipped off? Mike Anderson will suck your dick, provided your bid is the highest on the block. Heard it from a friend!

All good, still wasting my life away in this place. You? And the little one?

I gotta go sleep. I'll leave the Planet up so I don't forget to come back tomorrow.

I'm good. So is Trinity, she's almost two! Aces and I are expecting another little one in June.

See you in two years! :thumb:

Yeah...I'm not so great about coming around, am I?

Oh my...well don't let me keep you up. T'was a nice surprise to see you pop in.

I'd really like to stick around, but the little one is up way past her bedtime. I need to take her upstairs so she can kick Daddy out of bed. :p

Goodnight, Gawd Damned Nebraskan

I saw Mike Anserson at a LARP event recently. He aligned himself with the gnomes, though everyone knew his true role was as a troll. Nobody accepted him. It was sad.

Again, I am new, but Joie I think just changed her avie tonight. Or I need to worry about the gin I am drinking.


or both:doh!:

I'm pretty sure that's the same one she has always used. :shrug:

So, you're shitfaced. Who the hell drinks gin anyway?

Make that two gin drinkers!

Are the avatars changing for you too?

OH SHIT!!

I channelled her beautiful first child. Very very wonderful. I hope her second goes well too, tho I dont know her.


I like gin. Juniper. dry. Add tonic and lime. or dry vermouth and olives and their juice. Good stuff. I dont do sweet. And I am 2 days short of tapping my next kegs. I messed the timing up this time. I had a party and the kegs were sucked dry. Without backup. My bad. I have an Imperial Pils and an IPa almost ready, still carbonating and brightening.

I usually just buy 20 packs of Busch Light.

At least your avie hasn't changed or I would be worried.
BTW, you are looking especially dapper tonight. Going out?

Thanks for the name change, DaFace or who ever did it.

Holy shit this is awesome.

She's hot. I'll tell you that right now. She's pretty smokin'.

Hey Stossell, I hope they give you your identity back

There will probably come a time when I change your name and you don't want it done. The least I can do is accommodate you now. :evil:

Yep, got me a date with a city boy up on the ridge.

I'll probably want it changed back to Rams Fan sometime in the near future.
Oh, and don't you dare change it to Whitehurst Fan.

They're moving, it's all very trippy. Would prefer not to speak of it.

Never. He's a shit bag. How about Hasslesmacked sometime during next season?

Nah. How about Pete Carroll?

Nah. Mults with real names get changed. I did a Scott Pioli mult a few months back that was fun, but the name got changed. It's one of the few things that are frowned upon here. I'll make sure to somehow incorporate Pete instead of Matt though when the Rams get shat on by the Seachickens.

I got it.

Broken Tackle.

You should understand what I'm referring to.

Edit: Or Seahawks Fan.

Heh, I like Broken Tackle. I may give you the honor of going with that. That's a good one. I'm fair though. If it's relevant to my season (meaning the Chiefs are done) then I'll give you the honor of changing my own name to something Rams related should it play out that way.

**** yes.

Scott sMartz.

SJ39.

Rambo.

Paperbag Fan.

Bradfordshitinmyhelmet.

LMAO

Bradford+1edpeach

Spaggedallovermyface.

Lynched Lamb

No.

ISpaggedinmypants

Did you read the thread I told you to read yet?

Unpossible.

McFistpump

You can even use my avatar of him in Rams horns.

**** him. He's always the enemy to this Chiefs fan.

Remember, the Chiefs are my wife. The Hawks are barely even a one night stand. I'm a fan, but there is NO passion for them. I'm only truly passionate about a couple of teams.

Nah, he's your best friend after what he did to the Broncos.

Lorenzo Romar being a coach of one those teams makes it hurt even more.

No.

Which thread.

OK I have drank one too many gins. Life sux. :facepalm:

This one:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=182500

You nailed one of them. Pretty much the teams I'm truly passionate about in order are;

1. The Chiefs (duh)
2. Husky athletics. (Football, basketball)
3. The Seattle Mariners (Hurts these days, but hopefully one day we'll get there)

And that's it. I'm a fan of many other teams, but these are the only ones I live and die with.

I will convert you into a Blues fan. The other mods, DaFace and morphius, may play mind games with you to be an Avs fan, but don't do it.

I've always love the Devils. I love Martin Brodeur. He's about done though, and while I've never been big into hockey, I think part of it is I've never had a hometown team to root for. Living in Springfield now, I could EASILY see myself getting into the Blues. I've always liked them. In fact, if I were to pick a new team, they would be it.

How the hell did the spam in post #721 get overlooked for so long? The mods must be lazy.

'ight. You're now a converted Blues fan, congratulations. It's like being a Chiefs fan. Blues have made the Stanley Cup since the early 1970's and lost to an 8th seed when they had the best record in the NHL in the playoffs. But there are a shit load of playoff berths.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I think that bot should be Mr. Flopnuts' first victim.

:evil:

Sounds like the one other team I USED to be passionate about. The Seattle Supersonics.