boo

Being a member of the Peruvian Riot Police is my new career aspiration.

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howdy hoe

Who you callin' a garden utensil?

Tell me you wouldn't hit this shit. I want her to sing while I plow her. And she keeps the costume on.

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How come no one ever talked about those kids developing force powers?

Super****a****alickaclitasuckadocius!

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The internet pretty much rules.

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i love these


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The crows from Dumbo:

RACIST?
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No, but the people who created them are. Jim Crowes, IIRC.

omg


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Dude, that's nothin'...

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So I walk into a bar.....

I'm not sure why I didn't duck or get out of the way.

This deserves a caption (Elsa, Willie Scott and Marion L to R)

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So a seal walks into a club...

HELL

YES

HELL

YES

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Don't take a date to this, it would be unwise.

As if. The tickets cost $90.

****! THEIR WEBSITE IS ALL JACKED UP! I CAN'T ORDER SHIT!

RAGE!!!

Clint Eastwood plays a grumpy old man in Gran Torino. He's extremely crude, but it's hard not to laugh.

Damnit, now you are going to have to go to the "outdoors" to buy tickets.

Be careful though, I hear they have bears in the "outdoors".

And...even more scary....FEMALES! :eek:

EDIT - Ah, there we go. Working now. HAHA **** YOU OUTDOORS!

Does anyone here know where you can find sources of dental insurance if your employer doesn't offer any? Well, other than other employers, that is.

Google

Why?

CUZ STAR WARS LOL

Scared of heights?

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One-fourth of my posts are in this thread and the random pic thread.

I get nauseous just looking at that picture.

Geez this thread still exists?

Oh yeah! Also i need wireless home internet with no credit check.
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Watch out beotches! I'm coming!


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Will this thread not die?

Hey mon, don't kill the thread......


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Man....will you get off my back already!?!


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So I had a dream about Bernard Pollard.

I'm at training camp. Pollard notices me and walks over fuming, like he wants to beat my ass. He's being very aggressive with his body language and he starts shouting. Obviously he didn't like something I wrote about him. His teammates try to restrain him and, cool as a cucumber, I just start walking away. He keeps following me around, doing his knuckle-dragging act, and I'm like "Whoa, hey, cool, whatever, go miss some more tackles bonecrusher."

So yeah, after the incident, I am commended for my professionalism and the Chiefs apologize profusely to me. Pollard comes up, humbled, and also apologizes. I tell him, "Let's do an interview. I'm not mad. You have something to say."

So we do the interview, and it's very candid. He opens up to me about why he misses so many tackles, why he has a negative body fat percentage, his life as a football player, why he's now a seventh-string safety, all that good stuff. We're bonding.

Pollard becomes the Brian Waters to my Jason Whitlock. A relationship is formed. I have his ear in the locker room.

Years later, the Chiefs win the Super Bowl. Pollard destroys a running back, stopping him short of the goal line as time expires, giving the Chiefs the win. He looks up at the press box and points. I stand up, smile, and point back. You know, like the scene at the end of the Sandlot, with the guy stealing home and his childhood pal press douche up in the press box? Roll credits.

Weird dream.

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Pollard crushing a guy at the goalline. LAWLZ.

Dream, indeed.

Just took 2 Muscle Relaxers.

Hoping to fall asleep early tonight.

I only woke up 9 hours ago...

Chase them with a 5th of Jack-that should help.

:LOL: I love monkies.

Hey, what's going on in here? I seem to reckonize the decor, but the smell is strangely array

I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!

Is she?

There's no wimmens. Just too much heat. I like to go pantless in the heat.

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Makes pissing a snap.

I think I just threw up in my mouth. :Lin:

Sleep nude.

cheer dikes or just yikes
 

,

I would hit every one of those cheerleaders. Even the black one.

Is there any other way?

just for bugeater
 

.

She needs the dick.

disturbing
 

,,

Curse my metal body I wasn't fast enough!

cute blonde
 

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giant monkey pooosy
 

,

That guy is sticking his finger in it!!

Wants to know if it smells funny, you know, in a good way.

yepLMAO

thats the spirit:thumb:

imagine the possibiltittys
 

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Cut off a toe.

Go ahead. Snif her ball.

Clothed?

i tried but its not a scratch and sniff picture

i'm not sure about this one. Hope thats some discolored mustard.
 

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She looks slutty. Fo sho.

yeah butt she looks like shes trying to catch a hot dog with peanut butter on it which looks rather strange

Who gives a shit? I'll peanut butter her hot dogs all day if she gives good head.

yuk, thats gross.

Is that her tongue sticking out with something on it. What the hell is she doing?

yuk, that's gross

but i don't have a poop fetish

Why?

i just pretend that its regular yellow mustard and i feel much better about the whole thing

I don't know. You asked if there was any other way. I was throwing out a suggestion.

looked like some hot dog catching contest. Weird. From boners.com