Odds the wife has hairy pits??

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Green Bay packers are screwing over Jordan Love potential in the NFL. They should have let him finish the season. They should have traded Rogers last year and get some picks. If Arron Rogers stay Id demand a trade if I was Jordan Love. He never got the opportunity to compete for the starting job. They are just wasting him on the bench,

It's the same thing they did with Rodgers. :shrug:

They should have traded Rodgers last offseason. That was the point to do it.

This has damage control vibes written allover. They want him gone but will tank his value of they don't stop shitting allover him.

Of course I think a lot of what Rogers does is PR related as well. I think he wants out but rather have it look like the Packers moved on rather then he demanded out of Green Bay. That and the money and able to call the team he ends up with.

I hope this one who sucks the penis eats shit

Disagree. I don't think he's going anywhere. That contract and trade demands are going to be too high. The time to trade him was last offseason.

You can't trade Rodgers unless he's in on it and agrees to it, in practice. Even if he doesn't have a no trade clause, nobody is going to trade much for a player who may refuse to play for their team or who wouldn't agree to an extension.

They wouldn't be much better off than the Raiders pathetically seeking trade partners for Carr when he had no reason to agree to any sort of a trade and could simply tell them to release him instead.

At this point...I hope he goes back to the Packers and they draft another RB or QB in the first round.

What if the Patriots went after him?

Bet you could get Rodgers for tree fiddy

What about the Raiders? He could be reunited with Devante Adams.

What cap hit do the Packers take if he leaves?

Odds his wife exists?

I'd take him because he's the NFL's golden boy and has the refs in his pocket.

I got banned from editing Wikipedia for changing the 2021 Packers Wikipedia page to say, "Due to blatant favoritism by the NFL officiating, the Packers went 13-4 and clinched the NFC's #1 seed"

Tank his value? Greenbay could shitpost AR for weeks on end and 90% of the league would still offer three three first round draft picks \w sexual favors. AR is a four time MVP.

Right. It would take the team and Rodgers working together to un**** his contract to even make a trade possible. Which, LMAO, don't think either side can stomach the other long enough to even do that.

Almost zero chance of that. He'd be a fool to want to be in the AFC. Much less the AFC-E. His gauntlet would be Mahomes, Allen, Burrow, Trevor, Herbert just to get into the playoffs, and get past at least a couple of them just to get into the SB. And NE doesn't have the horses to even help him get past BUF.

There's no way BB is going after a me first QB on the downhill side of his career.

Its gonna be the Niners I'd swear on it, rats love cheese after all

They'll keep whoever is most ready to go between Lance and Purdy as a backup, and hope a change of scenery gives them two good years of Rodgers ghost

The Packers aren't very smart so I doubt they are doing this but I would- Pretend you really want Rodgers back to try and drive up that demand. What's that? The Jets are offering a 1& 2 well shit see ya Aaron

Signing him to that contract wasn't smart. Even Mahomnes doesn't make that much per year

Isnt he a june 2nd cut candidate? Who would wait that long for a flakey QB ?
He is gonna run out of options at some point..this is better than Jeopardy, by golly

Just like Marty stayed too long in KC, or Andy stayed too long in Philly, Rodgers has stayed in Green Bay too long.

Sometimes, a new environment, being surrounded by new people, etc. is best for both parties, and I think for the Packers to grow as an organization and get better, they just need to separate themselves from Rodgers.

Rodgers needs to be put out of his comfort zone with a new team, and maybe that would help him focus on football again, and give him the motivation to put in the work, instead of cruising along with all the same old routines in Green Bay

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Disagree you don't let a Hall Of Fame QB just hit the market especially where they were at

My question with Rodgers is why the NY Jets!? ...plenty of better teams out there that would probably love to have him: SF, TEN, TB, MIA, and LV to name a few.

Holy ****...if you look up Hippy Douche these would be the spokesmodels on the look alone

My (former) trainer once tried to set me up with a yoga instructor who 1) didn’t shower or 2) shave.

It was a hard pass.

It’s hard to settle for less once you’ve been with all the hotties in Belize.

Belezian women weren’t that hot.

Sane for Costa Rica.

Hard to Belize you couldn’t dream up any hot chicks when you were deep in the land of make Belize!

As evidenced by the amount of important games he's been victorious in or????

Not anymore, once they found out he was an asshole he fell out of favor with the league.

Not just an asshole, but a really weird asshole. Also a poor leader and shitty teammate. He amassed some personal accolades by feasting on a massively weak division and generally weak conference, but hasn't done anything in the playoffs except inevitably and spectacularly fall on his face for a dozen years. And then there's his age. Forgetting all the other stuff, he's nearing the end of the line and his overrated play could completely fall off a cliff at any time; meaning he could start playing in the regular season against average/shitty teams how he plays in the playoffs against good ones.

He's the anti-Mahomes. I don't understand why any team or fan base would want him. Especially the Packers. Were I their GM I would be spending every waking moment trying to find some Paton-level imbecile/sucker to take him off my hands. Of course, I would have also unloaded his oddball ass and moved on years ago.

But apparently he's not quite as much of a dick as Favre, so there is that.

Ouch. Lol

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While I agree with everything you say, he WAS the league MVP the last two years,, until Adams got traded.

Aaron Rodgers is such a bitch.

I thought his story about seeing a demonic "hat man" after tripping on some drugs in the desert with Jim Morrison was interesting.

I kind of prefer MVPs who don't into LVPs in the playoffs.

Perhaps that's a bit too demanding on my part. :)

Having an MVP season and Winning a SB is impossible after trading a top WR!

I got lost in a thread the other day where teens were talking about taking a shitload of benadryl and we’re all seeing a hat man.

No shot. The Packers aren't going to trade him in the NFC and the 49ers don't have the cap space.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ziegler and McDaniels have apparently agreed that they won’t be in on the Aaron Rodgers sweepstakes, if he does decide he does not want to return to Green Bay. The Raiders just have too many holes on their roster to trade high picks for a 39-year-old QB. <a href="https://t.co/jnPYKESQiV">https://t.co/jnPYKESQiV</a></p>&mdash; Vic Tafur (@VicTafur) <a href="https://twitter.com/VicTafur/status/1630989867168481281?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 1, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

How soon before Davante Adams wants out of LV?

Have a massive QB-sized hole in their roster.

Sounds like a tank for 2024 job.

Crapping for Caleb Williams in 2024.

What a waste that trade was.

What time is it?

This is code for "We don't have the cash to pay Aaron Rodgers".

Poverty franchise gonna poverty.

Also funny a team picked by many to win the AFCW last season is suddenly full of so many holes after they cut their overrated QB.

I liked him early in his career but he's turned into a real Richard. I don't care where he goes as long as he goes away. hopefully he retires so we don't have to hear about is arrogant @$$. Green Bay needs to move on...I'm getting embarrassed for them as they are looking like bitches.

Well he did have a great statistical year last year, he choose to come to LV, and he's got a great contract. How soon before Hill wants out of Miami?

I'm guessing the new QB won't think so.

They have cash after that LV move/haul. The holes are because they have quite a few free agents and it's mostly defensive holes they need to fill besides QB. Like all teams they will not be good until they find a QB who can win consistently and those are hard to come by.

He’s full of shit…

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Back to front or front to back, Aaron. America is waiting

He seems like a "2 quick dabs and **** it" kind of guy.

And the answer is front to back. You don't wanna end up with a shit stained taint.

He wiped his ass with the rest of his career.

I bet he goes somewhere crazy........

Like Dallas or New England

Two wipers?

Pfff you haven't found poop mastery until you perfect the Ghost Shit.

Back to front? That's how you get shit stained balls.

Try something different...with thought

Got to admit- he would fit right in playing in SF. Dude is strange

Near impossible,

However people who do not at least use wet wipes are ****ing disgusting

There is a one wipe minimum to confirm a ghost shit.

Raiders are now the odds on favorites to land him.

Would love to see Pat and Andy mop the floor with him and Joshy twice a year.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ziegler and McDaniels have apparently agreed that they won’t be in on the Aaron Rodgers sweepstakes, if he does decide he does not want to return to Green Bay. The Raiders just have too many holes on their roster to trade high picks for a 39-year-old QB. <a href="https://t.co/jnPYKESQiV">https://t.co/jnPYKESQiV</a></p>&mdash; Vic Tafur (@VicTafur) <a href="https://twitter.com/VicTafur/status/1630989867168481281?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 1, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Well so much for that. LMAO

Via Oddschecker.com, the Raiders are a -200 favorite to land Rodgers, with the Jets at +140 and the Titans at +900.

Sure....for a noob

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He had to go by feel since he couldn’t see the wipe needs in his dungeon of darkness.

Ghost shits are the best. However often with ghosties you earn a free bidet from bowl splash back, negating the wipe free zone ticket punched earlier.
Its science guys

**** this guy....

Jets' Aaron Rodgers blames Packers' Brian Gutekunst for split; QB's agent tried to have GM fired, per report

Aaron Rodgers may retain respect for the Packers organization he led for almost two decades. But he is still at odds with general manager Brian Gutekunst over his split from Green Bay, according to The Athletic. Not only did Rodgers' agent, David Dunn, apparently ask the Packers to fire Gutekunst after the team spent a first-round draft pick on Rodgers' future successor in 2021, but the new Jets QB now blames his former GM for failing to both communicate properly and win his personal approval.

Early in the 2021 offseason, when Rodgers first teased a potential retirement or departure from the Packers, Dunn called Packers president Mark Murphy requesting that Green Bay either fire Gutekunst or trade Rodgers, per Matt Schneidman. The Packers had reportedly attempted to "protect the relationship" between Rodgers and coach Matt LaFleur by telling him the decision to trade up and draft Jordan Love, the Packers' current QB, was strictly that of Gutekunst.

Rodgers didn't buy the explanation -- "They all signed off on it," he told The Athletic -- but proceeded to suit up for the Packers and win a second straight NFL MVP in 2021. But he didn't deny the suggestion that Dunn demanded Gutekunst be fired, deferring to his agent, who did not respond to The Athletic's request for comment.

From that point forward, publicly seeking more input on the team's direction, Rodgers said his communication with Gutekunst improved, but only to a degree. Singling out Packers executive Russ Ball as "the only member of the front office who took (his) message to heart," Rodgers told The Athletic that Green Bay's efforts to better incorporate his voice "still wasn't anywhere near what I've already enjoyed here with the Jets in just a few short weeks."


The future Hall of Famer's gripes with the Packers don't end there. He added that he believes Green Bay's initial contract offers to star wide receiver Davante Adams ahead of 2022 free agency drove the pass-catcher elsewhere. And he's upset by the fact Gutekunst told reporters this March that he unsuccessfully tried to contact Rodgers "many times" while gauging the QB's future.

The QB and GM had agreed to meet in person while Gutekunst was traveling in Southern California for the NFLPA Collegiate Bowl in late January, per Schneidman, but the two never connected, with Rodgers alleging that he responded to "morning" texts from Gutekunst "(that) night or the next morning or the next day."

"Did Brian text me more than I texted him?" Rodgers said. "Yeah, but did I ghost him? No. I texted him back. There was back-and-forths that we had and so this is the story you wanna go with? You're gonna stand on this hill of austerity and say that arguably in the conversation of the best player in your franchise history, you're gonna say I couldn't get a hold of him and that's why we had to move on? Like, c'mon man. Just tell the truth, you wanted to move on. You didn't like the fact that we didn't communicate all the time. Like, listen, I talk to the people that I like."

After learning that the Packers had apparently been soliciting interest in Rodgers around the league, the QB told Dunn, his agent, to tell Gutekunst that he wanted to be traded to the Jets. And months later, the deal was done.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/j...ed-per-report/

Uh no one is surprised by this. That GM basically told Rodgers to go **** himself, I'd love to see if you'd say "**** this guy" if in 10 years the Chiefs have a new GM and he tells Mahomes his input isn't needed and "you're just the QB" leading to Mahomes having a public feud with the organization.

Get you a girl that rides for you like Mecca rides for Aaron Rodgers!

Not the same. But, if 15 acted like 12 (8) I might.

I just think it's kind of ridiculous that he gets shit on for asking for the same that every other franchise QB is just given.

LMAO Wut?

I'm just giving you shit.

I see both sides of the argument in regards to Rodgers and the Packers, just feels like you ignore everything about Rodgers.

I think he 100% got petty about it toward the end. Stopped showing up to anything voluntary etc etc. I think the Jordan Love pick mixed with him openly asking for any kind of weapons being met with "**** off" spurned a pretty good chunk of hatred.

I do however think plenty of QB's would have been super pissed in his position. I win back to back MVPs and instead of helping me or doing anything to get us over the hump you draft my replacement.

I think there is fault on both sides but it could have been pretty easily fixed if they'd just patted Aaron on the back and given him a couple of receivers.

Agreed. Hence the hate.

FYP

Lets spin this though...

If Mahomes had just won MVP and the Chiefs lost in the AFC championship game and he is roughly 37 years old. Would you expect him to be just a little frustrated they drafted his replacement instead of trying to win another one?

The thing is, is I wouldn't expect the Chiefs to do that to Mahomes and I fully think if that was on the table they would tell him way beforehand.

The entire thing was handled poorly, not communicating with your franchise player, not giving him weapons to the point that it became a running ****ing joke in the league. When he attempted to communicate being told they didn't want his input so he went public which then of course lead to his reputation taking a hit and we are where we are today.

I also think Rodgers just got petty about it because he realized nothing would ever change. I also think he felt he was afforded the same respect in his organization that other top QB's were in theirs.

I would personally like to hear an example of another franchise QB that was treated the way Rodgers was by the Packers.

You do realize they drafted Love BEFORE he won his back to back MVPs, right? Also was putting up some rather pedestrian numbers for a few seasons relative to his usual standards.

It's still something you have a convo about if you're considering doing that out of respect, dudes a HOFer.