You are truly delusional.

You've met the legal definition of a rapist multiple times in your life. You used to let your roommates piss on you (and piss on them). You're a raging alcoholic with zero direction and a history of STDs.

Yes, I make you look normal. LMAO

well

in fairness

if I did something totally embarrassing and irrational, even on the internet, I'd pretend to laugh it off to and pretend the joke was on everyone else, too

That's a stretch. But yeah, the general point is valid.

I'm not embarrassed at all.

You suck at arm-chair psychology and analyzing sports.

let's pretend this is all true for the sake of my upcoming point

even if the verbatim about me you just posted was 100% fact

...I still didn't post my erection on ChiefsPlanet.com to try and defend my little man syndrome

so, sadly, I'd still be one notch above you on the scale of super pathetic

im just glad my wife has small hands so it looks huge when shes holding it.

LMAO

Hootie is fine with being a rapist who let's people piss on him but draws the line at dick pics on chiefsplanet. You have an interesting set of standards for yourself.

Things rational men without complexes don't do:

1) Say things like, "yeah a few women have told me my penis was just too big for sex, so they blew me instead." Even if true, you sound like an idiot.

2) Say things like, "yeah, in high school I ran a 4.4 40." Even if true, you sound like an idiot.

3) Say things like, "I have a 7.75" penis." Even if true, you sound like an idiot. Who tells a bunch of dudes the exact measurement *allegedly* of their penis? (people with a complex)

4) Do things like post my erection on a board with a majority demographic of 25-55 year old men. Of course, I would never post a picture of my penis, you know, anywhere ... but again ... I don't have any complexes that need to be addressed so ...

Yay!

The good news is, so has everyone else.

LMAO

So when did you get you degree in psychology hootie?

KC Native made a really big mistake when he bought that 40% more Old Spice at the market last week ...

poor bastard now has to live with the fact we're comparing his penis to a regular size Old Spice instead of the 40% more one ...

can we please get an exact picture of the Old Spice where it clearly states the 40% more so that we can disprove the aforementioned theory that your Old Spice is only 5.75" inches long?

I'm having trouble with this. I don't want you to be labeled a liar, KC native. I want us all to know that your penis is what you say it is. This is important to us.

Good job. You're the Anthony Weiner of CP.

Apparently, it is very important to you because you're still posting about it.

What I find ironic: Despite the fact that native took a dickpic for the planet, the biggest takeaway is still that Hootie continues to try and prop up his ego by feeling superior to native. How pathetic.

Sweet.