I wouldn’t know Tay Tay if she were standing naked in front of me.

Oddly, she was throwing up while wearing a bikini at the high end restaurant.

I will pay one million american dollars for this sex tape.


Very well... TWO million!






I'll even watch Taylor in it

Behind every good man is some chode bitching about his idol's girlfriend.

Grow up

His comment makes you think he idolized Mickey, Rocky Balboa's trainer...

"Women weaken da legs Rocky..."

Logged in to downvote this post. :thumb:


If Travis is happy, I am happy.

They’ve certainly heard her music without realizing, but not realizing it isn’t weird at all.

True story: I couldn’t name you a Beatles song up until about a year ago. I still couldn’t name all the members if you asked me to.

My parents didn’t listen to The Beatles, I don’t listen to The Beatles, so why would I know about them? Sam’s for a lot of folks with Taylor Swift.

I know more about her trashing former boyfriends than her music. Not really my thing but happy for others that like it.

They say whatever music you are listening to at 15, is "your" music for the rest of your life.

I bet he requests to be alone on Saturday night you ****ing maggot.

That's because I would have already destroyed her beyond recognition

And it's true! I'm still listening to nine inch nails and tool

Does this mean she's moving to Riverside?

I can't quite picture her at the Red-X.

What if her next single is called "13 Seconds" but it's not about the game...... :)

I just went into the brand new one, pretty nice.

no pics yet

didnt happen

For $3M, you can clean up the wet spot.

She’s 5’11”.

You’d cause mild discomfort at best.

This reminds me of the rumors of Rey Mysterio and Jennifer Aniston.

Never happened.

LMAO WTF? That midget with her? LMAO

For Twisted

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Baby, Let The Games Begin | <a href="https://twitter.com/taylorswift13?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@taylorswift13</a> | Feat. <a href="https://twitter.com/StoneColdJones?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@StoneColdJones</a> + <a href="https://twitter.com/tkelce?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@tkelce</a> | Shot by <a href="https://twitter.com/MarleahKCTV5?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@MarleahKCTV5</a> <a href="https://t.co/zuuWsdQnuh">pic.twitter.com/zuuWsdQnuh</a></p>&mdash; ��️ Red Tribe Cinema (@ClayWendler) <a href="https://twitter.com/ClayWendler/status/1702415403840913687?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 14, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Shake It Off | <a href="https://twitter.com/taylorswift13?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@taylorswift13</a> | Feat. <a href="https://twitter.com/tkelce?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@tkelce</a> <a href="https://t.co/lTPYz1zQoI">pic.twitter.com/lTPYz1zQoI</a></p>&mdash; ��️ Red Tribe Cinema (@ClayWendler) <a href="https://twitter.com/ClayWendler/status/1702817016946503764?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 15, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Average face, flat butt and tiny boobs. When he bends her over he will be massively disappointed from what he was seeing bent over.

YOU MORON

https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/wp-c...y=86&strip=all

WTF??? :facepalm:

You’re the queen of bad takes.

Average to nice face(without the makeup), phenomenal butt, very nice tits.

Don’t pin your creepy ass videos on me, Clay!!

seems as annoying as hell though...

You need to respect my alliance with the swifties.

Don't you want to be one of the cool kids?

Are we saying "average face" for a celebrity, or for like America?

If it's the latter, I'd really love to know where the **** you live if you think that's average.

JMHO

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7e/d2/7f/7...c86a54c484.jpg

She's still damn good IMHO.

Phenomenal butt? Her butt is flat.

She shows appreciation to her team, gotta like her for that:

Swift recently gave bonuses totaling more than $55 million to each person working on her show, according to People. This includes everyone from dancers to sound technicians, catering to riggers, and more. The mega artist also reportedly gave $100,000 bonuses to around 50 of her production truck drivers, per ET and TMZ, which first reported the news.

If your living in Bosnia, Croatia, or Moldova then yeah she's average but still very good looking.

Travis, stay away from stupid hoe.

Very Christian of you.

Dude.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c9/9f...0ecdbf025a.png

https://media2.giphy.com/media/RbyQgbaLBdJ16/giphy.gif

Flat butts were in during the 70's.

I think you need to double check that. Her butt is average at best.

She is pretty no makeup.

Boobs were flat and then I believe she got a tiny boob job.

Legs are great-her best feature.

Here is her camel toe.

I would take Carrie Underwood over Taylor Swift.

I would also take my favorite, Jessica Simpson.

The very first time I literally saw Taylor Swift (I had obviously heard of her and heard her music) she was hosting a Victoria's Secret show on television, and I thought she was the hottest Woman who was on the stage that night.

There are unflattering pics of every celebrity out there if someone wants to look hard enough. Taylor Swift is beautiful. Some may find her hot, some may find her attractive but not sexy, and CP will claim their side pieces are twice as pretty as Taylor Swift

Its like when the clowns of CP declared that Hailee Steinfeld was average at best.

This picture is ancient.

She has great big tits now.

No surprise since you bang dime-store hookers.

CP "side pieces" are not anything special for sure. They have just touched the puss so they think their side piece is special. Taylor is def a schwing for all here on CP and there is no denying that.

https://www.yourtango.com/sites/defa...t-boob-job.png

https://media.tenor.com/SUtmK-kI2wgA...ynes-world.gif

Her main feature is simply she has a super hot face. She's a little too skinny for weird men...never understood too skinny...its really hard to do. But she has enough curves and long legs.

Have you received a cease and desist letter yet from her representatives?

elite pussy, friends

if you don't like it go use your hand

https://media.gettyimages.com/id/167...f3rXBbFydeCHg=

no, and you need to encourage me, because the swiftie/chiefs kingdom alliance could be the greatest entertainment force the world has ever known

so you need to calm down, because travis kelce is tall and handsome as hell. you belong with me.

She makes fun of her flat butt in music videos, but I'm sure she appreciates your effort.

Thank you. Finally a person with actual eye balls.

You may want to be delicate at first or there might be bad blood. May need some time for Travis and Taylor to become more of a Love Story before you do videos of your wildest dreams

Her marketing machine creates hits. And once an artist reaches that level of fame, everything sells.

Has she written one truly great song? What is it?

Have you listened to some of the stuff on Folklore? It’s outstanding.

Picture to Burn made me laugh twice. So did the spoken word bit in Look at What You Made Do. Had to listen to both songs when trapped in a car ride with a Swiftie.

Otherwise, no, she hasn't.

She knows how to work the media.

Always has. Her marketing skills are top notch.

Looks like she got her tits done. Legs are looking muscular and she’s got nice toes. That’s the hottest pic I’ve ever seen of her.

The fact that she’s worth a few hundred million is a very nice cherry on top. I wouldn’t pull out.

It’s long been said that she writes her own songs. If you choose not to believe that then go ahead, it’s your prerogative. I see no reason to doubt it. And the idea that her name sells the music is absurd. Plenty of musicians fall off and yet she’s bigger than ever.

Like Clyde he's preparing for life after football. Entertainment business is up his alley

The beginning of the end for Kelce as he pursues "celebrity cult of personality" more than football IMO. His drive and physical body are elsewhere now and you will see this begin to play out this year I'm afraid. I HOPE I'M WRONG BUT.....you should not be surprised at Kelce's decline mainly because of 'outside distractions'.

You do realize that early in his career Kelce had his own reality dating show that featured himself, right? Past couple of years he’s put a lot of energy into his podcast. Kelce isn’t as mentally fragile as you seem to think. If he starts to decline it will be due to the inevitability of age and mileage.

It’s always nice when someone underlines, bolds, AND italicizes the stupidest parts of one’s argument. It makes for much easier reading.

I don't disagree. Mental fragility takes on a different angle at his age. You know the intensity and passion are not the same as you get older("let the young do the heavy lifting").

Yes I realize he had his own reality TV show BUT you noticed that didn't last long because someone gave him some wise advice and said, "Travis you are not ready for primetime just yet, you need to grow up and really focus on football and establish your football legacy FIRST !! You are doing this ASS BACKWARDS !! And he did just that which has been good for sure.

But to your point not only age and mileage but more in his case I worry more about "outside distractions" eating into his concentration(dropped passes or not being on the same page with Pat when deciphering defenses running the wrong routes because of less game prep) and the obvious to your point about age and mileage which goes hand in hand about my previous comment about ("let the young do the heavy lifting") not going over the middle as much, not taking on those tough blocks when needed etc.......

He has 2 SB rings, ALL PRO HONORS out the wazu:p He knows he is going into the HOF !! He knows he has other options now and is he tired of being beat up week in and week out is the big question ??? Just saying. We'll see???:shrug:

You're wrong all the time, so there's that...

Lol. You're insane.

Probably said the same reeruned shit when Mahomes had a kid.... hE's DiStRaCtEd!!!

I'd wager she's just wearing a pushup bra. I doubt she's had any work done. The plastic stuff will come when her popularity starts to slip, and I don't see that happening any time soon.

Can't say I've listened to a full album of hers. I'll check it out.

Good work Clay. Ready for It is a killer song.

Shut your whore mouth..

Dude, every middle aged woman that can afford it has had their boobs fixed. It's not always overdone or obvious. You'd be amazed at how many people out there have it and you never even realize it.

This is such laughable bullshit. Some of you guys need to subscribe to the idea that the music may not be for you but that doesn’t mean that it’s not good.

Lol absolutely false

You crack me up, dude.

So, my daughter says Taylor Swift is a BIG Eagles fan, which means she's sad about the Superbowl... also, means she's probably a fan of Jason Kelce... meaning she's more than aware of Travis because of that.

I'd say it would be the first time that Taylor has actually dated a real man. 6'4? She has to love that, plus Kelce is hilarious.

And she just made $300 Million from her Eras Tour... in one year.

Go get it TKelce.

I don't totally disagree with this... on their last podcast he said that he skipped a couple stretching exercises that probably would have prevented his hyperextension. Plus he is 33.

We've PROBABLY seen the best of Kelce already... but let's hope he has enough in the tank to run it back. I'd like to have Kelce on the team for another 4-6 years, but I bet we only get 3.

Knobby knees:thumb:

She is very talented but just not what I would listen to. I don't find her attractive more sweet gangly and innocent. That latter may be a ruse. Not looking for an argument from the swifties on the board, it's just my observation. If it goes against the group think of this board so ****ing what it is an opinion.

And there you go:shrug:. Stretching is always important at any age but it's even more important to be hyper-vigilant about it when you get older...... and you know he knows this already BUT....other additional options exist now and will he let them distract him remains to be seen.

Dude, it's everywhere

I am not really much of a Taylor Swift fan......but I did see something in an article last week that she actually wrote the song "Better Man" that was a big hit for Little Big Town.