I LOVE IT!

I worked up a logo for our ASS members.

Also, I have a small child at home. I've learned that I'm not quite as patient of a person as I thought I was. I deal with temper tantrums all the time. My justice comes swift and firm. Probably even more so on here, because none of you are as cute as my kiddo.

Health care
I'm pretty sure Bwana can at least keep you alive if you survived a bear attack... at least for several minutes.
And I can give you some useful tips on getting up every hour if you sit for long periods of time, the importance of daily activity and exercise, etc.
Bugeater can fix your car, which reduce stress and the dangers of being stranded on the side of a highway.
Bowser can post memes... everyone needs laughter for mental health.

401k matching
Up to 100% matching on your $0/year salary (IRS limits apply, of course)

Paid vacation
One of the best perks, you can take a day off here and there, no problem! Need a week off, go for it! The position is very flexible, and of course paid at the same rate throughout the year. Overtime is also paid at double the rate!

Terrible!

I am unfettered by familial obligations.

My time is for THE PEOPLE.

No kissing on the mouth and NEVER look me directly in the eye...

<-----GUISE?

Ah yes, thank you...much better now.

But wait there is more!

Making Clay a mod will lead to great results!
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Ha ha! no.

I'm irrational and cranky. I'm going to make a good mod. I've appointed myself as a mod with no powers or responsibility.

I love CPDC and have never seen The Office. Does that hurt my chances?

Seeing as Phobia spent a solid few years trying to get me to come here and then disappeared not all that long thereafter, I feel as though I may owe to him to become a mod and become a tyrant.

Why the **** would anyone want that SoyBoi Clay to be a mod?

We have to counter some of the toxic masculinity around here.

I’ll do it, I’m here everyday.

You just want it so you can give yourself your thread starting privileges back. LMAO

Why do you have to be so loud brah?

I'd think he'd be more worried about his user name :hmmm: Unless he likes being in 58 men? I would have least PMed Bob Dole 2 or 3 or 30 times a day till it was fixed.

Oh really? :hmmm:

I will do it,


I will be a kind and gentle mod, showering my flock with rep, beef jerky, cocaine, and drinks of their choosing. I will rule with a hard but gentle hand, I will respect the safe word. I will not allow someone to eat **** pie, unless the queer deserves to, the girl lives close to me, I will encourage more Fan Duel.

Yes, but the answer is not toxic feminazity!

When do we vote on the new mods?

ROFL

It doesn’t bother me.

I’d rather start threads, they can change my name to whatever lol. As long as people are having fun I’m cool with it.

Joey has been lobbying for this for a long time, so he's my first pick

But if he drops out, this campaign ad for Clay is all win ;)

Why the **** would you want a loose cannon, irresponsible jackass like Joey with any power around here?

I believe a man can redeem himself, just like you did :thumb:

JOEY 4 MOD

SAY IT WITH ME BROTHERS!

JOEY 4 MOD! JOEY 4 MOD!

I'm not feeling any love. I would have taken out a bunch of trash and cleaned up this cesspool. I admit defeat and withdrawal my own nomination.

Assholes.

Huh? we thought you already WERE a mod, and you had the avatar to prove it...

I'm still trying to figure out which mod put me at -$500 in casino cash.

Probably BUGEATER!

Politics not allowed in the main forum. Reported.

See this mother****er trying to ruin our fun?

Thread ban candidate right here.

I guess somebody forgot to give me all of my magic buttons.

If changing my avatar is all it takes I want to be queen of England now.

I reported you too. What ya gonna do about it?

What you posted is pretty comical. Especially coming from that POS but it was probably people that are easily manipulated that would think that POS is anything more than a POS.

LMAO

LMAO man I do so love this place, theres nothing better on the entire world wide web

GO HOME AND GET A JOB

World wide web? I know you're old but damn. Who the hell says that? Are you trying to type from your flip phone?

I'm only 50, but God as my witness it feels more like 75 every day

The more I think about it though, the more I see you as the True Disruptor candidate for mod, YOU can be the one to clean this shithole UP... Clay has been here for like 50 years, just another establishment shill full of empty promises

Is the Social Director position available yet?

I would create everlasting memories, contribute to a few arrests, a few more divorces, get some of you laid with top talent, have you eat and drink the greatest meals of your life ending with incredible cigars and your dream cocktail.

Then I would push you out of the car as we speed past your house at 6:00 am.

I am almost 51. I have never drawn unemployment in my life. I have paid to put myself through college and own my home.


Now you can STFU 4321

JOEY 4 MOD!!!!!!

Fine guys. I'll be a mod now.
All you had to do was ask politely.

Mod powers just need to be activated

NO

Shits getting real.

Im ready for my special buttons now.

Bearcat Pro Version

LMAO

If Bearcub doesn't fold fast here, we will come for his seat next

this dude can't even post an image correctly

and he wants to be a mod?

I think if you really wanted to be a Mod, you'd stop trying so hard.

you should be screaming for me to be a mod

i'd make DC a heaven for you

Do, or do not... there is no try

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Didn't really want to be a mod until now so I can ban your ass.

Anyone who has been banned, let alone multiple times, should not be allowed to be a mod. Just saying.

Bug didn't do shit and was named Mod. Be bug.

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Good luck with that. Shit, man, you don't even understand how that act is carried out.

Well you are correct in "named" and in name only since NONE OF THE ****ING BUTTONS ARE WORKING YET.



FIX THIS SHIT DAFACE!

Hum. Apparently the button that bans eDave from the thread still works. LMAO

I apologize Dave. Just screwing around. No harm intended.

LMAO

The HayWire vs Bearcat “feud” is one of the best things going on the Planet these days.

Who the **** changed my name?

I like it. LMAO

Almost went for the obvious choice of an accented a or e, but the beta β is ****ing perfect.

It wasn't me. Apparently the only power I have is being able to kick eDave out of threads. BUT HEY THAT WILL KEEP ME BUSY FOR A LITTLE WHILE

:D

I just need eDave to actually post in a thread somewhere, and then I'm in business!

I love it but you know that's going to screw people up.
I'm like a bad doppelganger. I'm going to go talk shit to people because they'll think I'm you.

Asshole