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Rain Man 03-23-2020 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 14861170)
So got this sucker wrapped up last night. All 996/1000 pieces that is! I've got a 3 year old and 3 dogs so I'm tallying up 1 missing piece/per.
It's not finished until you put in those final four pieces.

Pablo 03-23-2020 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14861175)
It's not finished until you put in those final four pieces.
Oh, I did a nice shakedown of the usual spots and came up with nothing. It's back in the box, all 99.6% of it. Nothing quite an anti-climactic as being about 30 pieces out and realizing you're missing this and that piece.

Bugeater 03-23-2020 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14861175)
It's not finished until you put in those final four pieces.
Yep, sounds like he's going to be busy checking poop for a while. Sucks but rules are rules.

Bugeater 03-23-2020 11:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 14861181)
Oh, I did a nice shakedown of the usual spots and came up with nothing. It's back in the box, all 99.6% of it. Nothing quite an anti-climactic as being about 30 pieces out and realizing you're missing this and that piece.
Well shit, I hate to do this but I have no choice than to notify the authorities.

Pablo 03-23-2020 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 14861189)
Well shit, I hate to do this but I have no choice than to notify the authorities.
Shit, didn't want to spend my quarantine time in jail but I guess I have to live with my mistake.

Bugeater 03-23-2020 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 14861191)
Shit, didn't want to spend my quarantine time in jail but I guess I have to live with my mistake.
Joey is always around for advice on how to make a nice shiv.

Oh, and watch your cornhole bud.

MahiMike 03-23-2020 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14860565)
No more need to shower, either.
I started my Corona beard over a week ago. Not shaving until people get back to work.

scho63 03-23-2020 01:23 PM
On a positive note:

1. Pollution is down substantially all around the globe
2. People seem to be a little nicer and sympathetic for the moment - not sure how long that will last
3. Families are out together in parks, trails and outdoors in numbers I've never seen.
4. Traffic down substantially all over
5. People not all up in your face
6. Time for a lot of introspection and appreciation of things
7. Great buying opportunities in the stock market
8. Gas dropping like a rock in most places

That's how I see things.....

BigRedChief 03-23-2020 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 14861383)
I started my Corona beard over a week ago. Not shaving until people get back to work.
appreciate the sacrifice. :rolleyes:

Indian Chief 03-23-2020 07:47 PM
Apologies if this was already posted.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET1Y2zNX...jpg&name=small

LiveSteam 03-23-2020 09:04 PM
Outside of Bugs I dont have any friends. So I have the distancing part covered by default.

I do wrap up my face like a terrorist when I go shopping at the grocery store. And wear gloves outside the house.

Bearcat 03-23-2020 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 14861400)
On a positive note:

1. Pollution is down substantially all around the globe
2. People seem to be a little nicer and sympathetic for the moment - not sure how long that will last
3. Families are out together in parks, trails and outdoors in numbers I've never seen.
4. Traffic down substantially all over
5. People not all up in your face
6. Time for a lot of introspection and appreciation of things
7. Great buying opportunities in the stock market
8. Gas dropping like a rock in most places

That's how I see things.....
A decent number of people walk around the neighborhood, but they were freakin' everywhere this weekend... and on the trails.

FAX 03-23-2020 09:14 PM
I've always wanted to say, "Get the f*** away from me!"

FAX

Indian Chief 03-23-2020 09:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FAX (Post 14862660)
I've always wanted to say, "Get the f*** away from me!"

FAX
Due to current circumstances, Mr. FAX is no longer a cantankerous malcontent. He is a responsible and considerate neighbor.

Beef Supreme 03-24-2020 09:28 AM
I heard R. Kelly tested positive for Covid-I-Think-She's-19.

Fat Elvis 03-24-2020 10:25 AM
https://scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net...0c&oe=5E9E46D8

scho63 03-24-2020 01:58 PM
I'm working 60 hours a week at Amazon and if it wasn't for hard rules on going past 60, I could easily be scheduled for 72.

Orders are through the roof

Mecca 03-24-2020 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 14864299)
I'm working 60 hours a week at Amazon and if it wasn't for hard rules on going past 60, I could easily be scheduled for 72.

Orders are through the roof
It must feel great to bust your ass so people can get their funko pops in a crisis.

displacedinMN 03-24-2020 04:38 PM
Had to run to Microcenter for a cord to extend the computer to a monitor

there was a line very long. Everyone 6 feet apart. Not moving.

The doors opened, we all went in. They were only allowing 30 in the store at a time. The checkout lines had X's 6 feet apart.

Why Microcenter?- Amazon quit sending out things like that. Thanks Scho63. ;)

scho63 03-25-2020 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 14864300)
It must feel great to bust your ass so people can get their funko pops in a crisis.
They are ordering all kinds of shit, some important, some really dumb and some just out of boredom. :thumb:

KCUnited 03-25-2020 05:28 AM
Elevated commuter trail out front from yesterday. Going to be even nicer today.

https://i.imgur.com/gzbVeUU.gif

Iowanian 03-25-2020 09:02 AM
I had to go to my local Post office early this morning to pick up an order of baby chics. When they opened the door to let me in to pick up the box, I was shocked at the pile of amazon packages those poor bastards were sorting for delivery, and this a small rural area.

Holy shit, Amazon is going to make a killing in this event.

MahiMike 03-25-2020 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 14864299)
I'm working 60 hours a week at Amazon and if it wasn't for hard rules on going past 60, I could easily be scheduled for 72.

Orders are through the roof
So you work for the Devil? Cool.

mr. tegu 03-25-2020 09:23 AM
Official Social Distancing thread
 
This should keep you busy.

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https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....AC_SL1500_.jpg

Bugeater 03-25-2020 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 14866423)
So you work for the Devil? Cool.
Soo...creating a wildly successful business model=Devil?

srvy 03-25-2020 12:18 PM
https://pics.me.me/playing-bingo-wit...g-71046172.png

srvy 03-25-2020 12:30 PM
So not really social distancing but on the first day of home online school studies, they paid a visit on news with my school district.

They were showing how free breakfast and lunches would be dispersed through the district. In the background, several lunch ladies in gloves and hair bonnets were gathered around a sorting table packing lunches into sacks. This one lady looks right up to camera rakes her hand across the nose to wipe away nasal drip then grabs a sammie and places in the Bag.

I've been checking off and on for video clip from that local news station it hilarious and disgusting and frightening at the same time. Its also why none of these measures will ever work.

displacedinMN 03-25-2020 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by srvy (Post 14866899)
So not really social distancing but on the first day of home online school studies, they paid a visit on news with my school district.

They were showing how free breakfast and lunches would be dispersed through the district. In the background, several lunch ladies in gloves masks and hair bonnets were gathered around a sorting table packing lunches into sacks. This one lady looks right up to camera rakes here hand across the nose to wipe away nasal drip then grabs a sammie and places in the Bag.

I've been checking off and on for video clip from that local news station it hilarious and disgusting and frightening at the same time. Its also why none of these measures will ever work.
She of all people should know better. I give her the thumbs down.

candyman 03-25-2020 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 14864855)
Why Microcenter?- Amazon quit sending out things like that. Thanks Scho63. ;)
No they didn't. I've had all kinds of "non-essential" items delivered all week. Shipping is slower than normal but other than that it's business as usual.

srvy 03-25-2020 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 14866900)
She of all people should know better. I give her the thumbs down.
Yeah in my post I stated she had masks that was incorrect none had. I have edited it.

jdubya 03-25-2020 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by srvy (Post 14866899)
So not really social distancing but on the first day of home online school studies, they paid a visit on news with my school district.

They were showing how free breakfast and lunches would be dispersed through the district. In the background, several lunch ladies in gloves and hair bonnets were gathered around a sorting table packing lunches into sacks. This one lady looks right up to camera rakes her hand across the nose to wipe away nasal drip then grabs a sammie and places in the Bag.

I've been checking off and on for video clip from that local news station it hilarious and disgusting and frightening at the same time. Its also why none of these measures will ever work.
The measures are in place only to slow the rate of spread.....not to cure or completely stop the virus. Because a few folks cant help but wipe their nose or eyes or mouth doesnt mean we should all throw our hands up and say, "It doesnt work" lol.....its all about the impact to our hospitals in a given time stamp....thats all

displacedinMN 03-25-2020 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by candyman (Post 14866905)
No they didn't. I've had all kinds of "non-essential" items delivered all week. Shipping is slower than normal but other than that it's business as usual.
MIne would have been delivered April 20.

LiveSteam 03-25-2020 01:33 PM
I ordered a brand new Colman Apocalypse 2020 lantern Friday.
And it showed up yesterday. Shipping said April 7th so I was a little shocked to see it sitting on my stoop yesterday.

R Clark 03-25-2020 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 14867076)
I ordered a brand new Colman Apocalypse 2020 lantern Friday.
And it showed up yesterday. Shipping said April 7th so I was a little shocked to see it sitting on my stoop yesterday.
So how do you like lantern ? I need a couple damn good ones.

BigRedChief 03-25-2020 06:22 PM
Stolen off Facebook

I’ve washed my hands so many times with soap and disinfectant that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.

mlyonsd 03-25-2020 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 14867816)
Stolen off Facebook

I’ve washed my hands so many times with soap and disinfectant that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
LMAO

Hog's Gone Fishin 03-25-2020 07:39 PM
I nailed a 96 roll cottonelle and it showed up a day early.

Thanks scho63!

eDave 03-25-2020 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 14867816)
Stolen off Facebook

I’ve washed my hands so many times with soap and disinfectant that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
I don't get it.

KurtCobain 03-25-2020 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 14867961)
I don't get it.
He's peeing on his hands like a filthy animal.

BigRedChief 03-25-2020 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 14868037)
He's peeing on his hands like a filthy animal.
hey, they got stung by a jellyfish.

Reerun_KC 03-25-2020 08:40 PM
Weather is fantastic here in Oklahoma. We’ve been out working all day. Awesome day.

BigRedChief 03-25-2020 09:02 PM
Tiger King on Netflix.

The weirdest redneck train wreck you’ll ever see. #1 in the USA due to people just can’t stop watching the train wreck they know is coming.

ptlyon 03-26-2020 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 14868128)
Weather is fantastic here in Oklahoma. We’ve been out working all day. Awesome day.
:( canceled our trip to grove, Oklahoma Paddlefishing next week

Good for you tho! :thumb:

Mecca 03-26-2020 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 14868195)
Tiger King on Netflix.

The weirdest redneck train wreck you’ll ever see. #1 in the USA due to people just can’t stop watching the train wreck they know is coming.
I was watching McMillions guess I missed this.

luv 03-26-2020 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 14856442)
Hell the stereo in my Jeep isn't even bluetooth, I have to use the stupid cord to hook my phone to it. But at least it has the AUX and USB plugs.
Am I the only person who just listens to the radio while in my car?

displacedinMN 03-26-2020 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 14868870)
Am I the only person who just listens to the radio while in my car?
I rarely listen to anything but the radio. My commute is 5 minutes. Most of my errands are 5 minutes. I dropped Siriusxm because I rarely leave the city.

displacedinMN 03-26-2020 09:52 AM
Wife ended up going to the store today. Early. A lot of old people. She did not hear anyone cough or sneeze. Good supply of what we needed. We are trying to limit trips.

Cargill and General Mills came out and said "FOOD SUPPLIES ARE GOOD. WE WERE READY FOR THIS"

luv 03-26-2020 10:04 AM
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Our town is doing a community-wide bear hunt this week. Residents place a teddy bear in a front facing windows, and, as parents are walking or driving their kids by, they can count how many they find. Kiddo and I went for a walk after work yesterday. He wanted to take "Buddy Bear" with us. We counted 12 in the short distance we walked. Of course, we were going close to dusk, so the sun was in optimal position to be in our eyes...lol.

BigRedChief 03-26-2020 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 14868870)
Am I the only person who just listens to the radio while in my car?
Quote:
Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 14868874)
I rarely listen to anything but the radio. My commute is 5 minutes. Most of my errands are 5 minutes. I dropped Siriusxm because I rarely leave the city.
I mainly listen to podcasts when I'm in the car and or exercising these days.

philfree 03-26-2020 12:08 PM
After being married for over 30 years me and the wife have combined social distancing and hallway sex. Now we just yell **** you from one end of the house to the other.

Chief Northman 03-26-2020 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by philfree (Post 14869303)
After being married for over 30 years me and the wife have combined social distancing and hallway sex. Now we just yell **** you from one end of the house to the other.
ROFL

KCUnited 03-26-2020 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 14866134)
Elevated commuter trail out front from yesterday. Going to be even nicer today.

https://i.imgur.com/gzbVeUU.gif
And the city has closed the trail today. Nothing but cops up there now and the occasional try hard jogger.

srvy 03-26-2020 12:56 PM
KC zoo now has Underwater penguin cam and Otter cam for your viewing pleasure.

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<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/xEslOuGTeBI" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

keg in kc 03-26-2020 12:57 PM
No change. I've been practicing social distancing for 46 years.

Otter 03-26-2020 12:58 PM
https://i.ibb.co/xgk9M2S/349-DCCF7-9...5-DF7-AF97.png

HayWire 03-26-2020 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 14868870)
Am I the only person who just listens to the radio while in my car?
My truck has a tape player ROFL

Otter 03-26-2020 01:08 PM
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Easy 6 03-26-2020 01:10 PM
Doing good so far, but things just keep getting screwier both locally and nationally... my county just got it’s first confirmed case, an 84 year old who helped set up a local church as a polling place

So yeah, he surely infected several more people :huh:

Otter 03-26-2020 01:15 PM
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displacedinMN 03-26-2020 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 14869503)
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Funny but mean. They live around here.

R Clark 03-26-2020 07:18 PM
I live in the smallest county in Kansas we have one confirmed case and he died today

Hog's Gone Fishin 03-26-2020 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by R Clark (Post 14870365)
I live in the smallest county in Kansas we have one confirmed case and he died today
Damn ! That's a 100% mortality rate. You should consider moving.

Megatron96 03-26-2020 07:51 PM
Going fishing tomorrow. It'll be good to wet a line.

ptlyon 03-26-2020 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 14870451)
Going fishing tomorrow. It'll be good to wet a line.
Catch em up. Post pics. Be a God!

ptlyon 03-26-2020 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by R Clark (Post 14870365)
I live in the smallest county in Kansas we have one confirmed case and he died today
Wow thought you were from Iowa for some reason

R Clark 03-26-2020 08:28 PM
Two confirmed cases now, so death rate is fifty pecent. At them odds hog farmer I think I’ll stay.

Buehler445 03-26-2020 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by R Clark (Post 14870365)
I live in the smallest county in Kansas we have one confirmed case and he died today
Is that Cheyenne County?

Bugeater 03-26-2020 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 14868870)
Am I the only person who just listens to the radio while in my car?
I haven't listened to music radio in a long, long time. Too many commercials, shitty songs and what not. In fact, when I put the new stereo in my Jeep a few years back, I discovered that it required an adapter to plug in the antenna because automakers changed the plugs from the ones that they used in the first 100 years of auto history, and I didn't have said adapter. So the stereo went in without the antenna connected, and I've never missed it.

Ubeja Vontell 03-26-2020 11:48 PM
I had to get some medicine one of dogs takes today, a must have. So off to the vet the place we get it.

I get to the door and there is a sign......stay put somebody will come to you just tap on the door. Girl pokes her head out........you here for Shady's medicine (wife had called ahead) I nodded yes so she shuts the door, and comes back with a bag, the medicine is in the bag she sits it down at my feat, so I go to hand her the money, nope, they will bill us.

Really the first time I have seen it that bad.

scho63 03-27-2020 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by R Clark (Post 14870365)
I live in the smallest county in Kansas we have one confirmed case and he died today
Tumbleweed, Kansas

Population 2020: 18 17

ptlyon 03-27-2020 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Ubeja Vontell (Post 14870843)
I had to get some medicine one of dogs takes today, a must have. So off to the vet the place we get it.

I get to the door and there is a sign......stay put somebody will come to you just tap on the door. Girl pokes her head out........you here for Shady's medicine (wife had called ahead) I nodded yes so she shuts the door, and comes back with a bag, the medicine is in the bag she sits it down at my feat, so I go to hand her the money, nope, they will bill us.

Really the first time I have seen it that bad.
Does your dog have little feat?

ChiefRocka 03-27-2020 08:04 AM
Neighbor is having a bonfire tonight in his backyard. I have two kids, 7 kids total running around the backyard. Am I bat shit crazy for thinking about going? I'm on DE/MD border, late 30s

ptlyon 03-27-2020 08:07 AM
Just heard we have a condom crisis on our hands now. WTF?

RollChiefsRoll 03-27-2020 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by ChiefRocka (Post 14871082)
Neighbor is having a bonfire tonight in his backyard. I have two kids, 7 kids total running around the backyard. Am I bat shit crazy for thinking about going? I'm on DE/MD border, late 30s
As long as you’re not worried about killing grandma, I say go for it.

Easy 6 03-27-2020 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 14870451)
Going fishing tomorrow. It'll be good to wet a line.
Been wanting to do that myself, but every day it gets warm enough is a rain day :mad:

R Clark 03-27-2020 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 14870892)
Tumbleweed, Kansas

Population 2020: 18 17
Damn close lol

R Clark 03-27-2020 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 14871077)
Does your dog have little feat?
CD’s, 8 track, or records? They put out some good tunes

BigRedChief 03-27-2020 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 14871087)
Just heard we have a condom crisis on our hands now. WTF?
Is Scho stocked up in case he needs new boxes for any ladies of the night distractions?

scho63 03-27-2020 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiefRocka (Post 14871082)
Neighbor is having a bonfire tonight in his backyard. I have two kids, 7 kids total running around the backyard. Am I bat shit crazy for thinking about going? I'm on DE/MD border, late 30s
I'm more concerned about your choice of living on the DE/MD border. :hmmm:

Miles 03-28-2020 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 14868870)
Am I the only person who just listens to the radio while in my car?
I’m not even sure if the radio works in cars I’ve owned in the past 10 years.


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