Ah, what shit!! I am gone for an afternoon to come back and see that Clint has everyone on the board thinking I am out flirting with every Tom, Dick, and Harry!!

Damn it mother****er, get it straight, I only want GO BO. The thought of rubbing baby oil all over his body just gives me chills and makes me rather wet. ROFL

Love Ya, Go Bo Baby my favorite Lawyer in the whole world!!




(GoBo, do you think you can start practicing again, I am going to need a good lawyer after Clint reads this in the morning since he is at home for the night now!!)

Please don't tell us about Tom's hairy dick.

If on-line "flirting" is defined as playful banter not INTENDED to lead to anything in real life, then you are being overly sensitive about it, IMHO.

On the other hand, if there is the slightest possibility of a willingness to exchange phone numbers, or to "meet" for almost any reason in real life, in anything but a highly public environment, then it crosses the line in my mind. JMHO.

oops

If that's the case some womans husband is going to attempt to beat my ass 1 day........

Why not, I can tell you in such graphic details!?!

GRRRRR

I edited it to say, in any situation that is not "highly public"....so it depends....heh.

I've met some of my best bitches on Chief's weekends.

my oops post was a lot funnier before the edit

If you have a healty, committed relationship and clear personal boundries, basic flirting is ok both on and offline.

My wife has several times said that she caught me flirting (it wasn't even dliberate on my part), and she thought it was "cute".

I would never cheat on my wife, and I wouldn't ever even consider doing anything like Online-"sex". However simple flirting isn't a problem.

I recognize that this isn't true for lots of people, but I think as I said that this has more to do with their lack of clear boundries and a strong commitment to this existing relationship.

Hell, there's plenty of that going on here on the net with the few female posters we have here. I thin Phil (under the watchful eye of Pink) was the biggest flirt on the net. That says a lot about their relationship, IMO.

Then all your promises and exhortations were merely a heat of the passion thing?! :mad:

Damn. I feel used. :harumph:

"too?" :spock:

I didn't think Tom was your type.

Hey Sexy.... How you doin'? ;)

She used me.

She....USED me.


Cool!

Husband present would qualify as "highly public" IMO. Heh.

He's everyone's type.

I'd say there is a line between giggle and wink... and exchanging bodily fluids that's unacceptable. If you are having the net equivilant of "phonesex", I'd say that's over the line. If you are doing something with someone else that you feel necessary to hide from your SO, that's probably a good sign that you shouldn't be doing it.

I never said I wasn't a user. :p


However, it was to good to not do again!!

I'm confused: are we talking about you, Cash, "Clint," or a hypothetical "Tom?"

:p

WTF? He said "double preposition" not "double penetration."

I can understand your confusion, however.

Hey gorgeous, just getting myself ready for you!! :drool:

She wants his taquito. ROFL

Yeah, it'll be a fun night in the in Witchita house tonight.

*eyebrow waggle*

Can I have that framed? ROFL



My life on ChiefsPlanet is now complete. Of course, that's probably how many Chief's fans felt after our lone Superbowl victory. The "desire" will probably return in about 5-10 minutes.....heh.

You need this smiley, sir:

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3185/sleazy8or.gif

Any of you male jerkwaters send brideowanian neked pics or make an effort to shag her, and her husband will harpoon you in the baows with a rusty, shit covered potato fork.

I asked the other half about this issue, and her answer was very, very close to mine. She doesn't care as long as I'm not doing or posting in secret, somethign that would make her uncomfortable if she were there, and as long as I wouldn't care if she read it.

Thats about right.

[chiefs4me] "eh, double preposition, double penetration, double pepperoni....whatever! Bite me!" [/chiefs4me]

This thread is an MTV Reality Show.

One of you is gay.
Another one is probably black.

She raised her moist lips to Donger's.

Her braid had come undone and her golden hair fell over her shoulders in tangled curls. Her full breasts rose with each rapid breath, straining against the cloth of her shift, breasts that felt round and firm against his strong chest. He swelled with longing to explore them again, to taste them, to lose himself inside her. His breath was hot as he breathed the question he had waited so long to ask, "How often do you wash your legs?"

FAX

goddammit Delt,quit flirtin with me.....

After your Hunting thread, I'm pretty sure no one's likely to try that on you.

...

I'll do it.

I'm not scared.

Duh. "Donger" is black; gopaint is a latent homosexual.

If you let him join, I'm sure it wouldn't be a problem.

She appeared even more beautiful than when she'd graced his bed that morning, Iowanian thought.

He wanted nothing more than to hold her again, to kiss away the distress he'd caused her, to never allow anything or anyone to hurt her again. He would make amends to her, he vowed it. He would devote his life to making it up to her.

"I will never harpoon you in the baows with a rusty, shit covered potato fork again, my dear," he said.

FAX

Jesus Endelt. You don't know what Kotter's been dipping into that peanut butter, but I'd bet you could probably guess why...

What do you use to get honey?

Haha! Lame!

I beat you to the dick in the foodstuffs joke by a full minute.

i eat peanut butter directly off the ass of a tall shapely blonde woman..

Mine is way sexier.

.

Almost involuntarily she tightened her arms around him and arched her back. To her surprise, he moved over her, still kissing her neck, her ear, her cheek. As he settled over her, it seemed natural for her to part her legs.

As he pressed against her, her ache grew stronger, more exquisite. She arched her back again and pulled up her shift so that there were fewer layers of cloth separating them. He pressed against her and released, pressed and released, in a rhythm that built something glorious inside her, something that seemed almost within her reach.

"Taco," she breathed. "Is that a pencil or a pen?"

FAX

Not if you're Kotter's dog! :)

Or a woman.

Well, I do have rather high standards.

Because you like peanut butter on my schlong? :spock:

You must be confusing me with the "star" you met in Larimer Square this weekend--the fluffer who caught you with the "I'm in Brokeback Mountain" line.

:p

Holy sh*t. I'm black?

Hey, Bronco fans I know SWEAR beastiality can be consensual too.

off the ass...not outta the ass

You represented that you were once. I had my doubts but figured why would anyone lie about that.

So you're not?

*****, PLEEEASE!!

Great, great grandfather on your mom's side. Sorry you learned this way.

Know you know how Gun felt back in 2000.

Gun is black?

No. I'm not black.

I was probably intoxicated. For some reason that I can't explain, I become significantly less white when I'm tipsy.

Then again, I also once claimed here that I was a female, but that was in order to prove a theory.

What is everyone wearing?

ROFL

Pretty cavalier of you to make the sweeping declaration that all men want sex with a woman when they 'flirt".....you probably should have added "in my opinion".

mmaddog
*******

white thong.....


oops

i mean jeans ..t shirt

The more you drink the bigger your dick gets?

Gawd. I can't count the number of ways I violated Vanity in my mind because of that film.

That, and a screen name like Donger would probaby earn you a "free consultation" with a good psychologist. ROFL

mmmm...nice....

asl?

ENDelt nearly covered her with his body, warming her in a manner she'd never before experienced. One of his hands cupped her breast and she could feel his warm moist breath against the sensitive skin of her neck. She shuddered with anticipation as she felt the male part of him, hard underneath his official Chiefs game pants, pressing firm against her thigh.

As he caressed her gently, softly, he whispered, "Can you go make me a peanut butter sandwich?"

FAX

Doesn't that happen with all men? :shrug:

18 f cali

u?

Heh. She was the quintessential mid-80's hooor.

ROFL Awesome.

i usually wait til after i cum to eat,but hey...whatever floats ur boat

Sure seems like it. I think that's the booze talking, however.

Can I get you a beer?

Maybe a shot?

I've been blacklisted by the ABPP. And, no, that isn't a joke.

No liquor. It makes me flirty.

Whenever I drink too much, all I can ever remember are gorgeous women screaming "Take me, Mandingo!".....and then I wake up. It's weird.

The last time I drank liquor I drew all over the inner thigh area of a man passed out on a toilet.

If you ever post those pictures of Brian, please censor them judiciously; and as a reminder, this is NOT a gay site.