Nice to see the big name acquisition limp of the field in game 1 of 162

The jays haven’t barreled up anything today but still have 8 runs.

I'm not sure how anyone expected anything else.

Someone tell Helsley it isn't October anymore

Cards going to have a four hour opening day game. Royals game went 2 1/2.

Helsley is done. The Phillies game skull ****ed him.

I'm utterly shocked at the terrible pitching we saw today. No one ever could have guessed that this was coming.

17 singles and I'd say maybe 5 of them were well hit.

Hicks was ****ing vile and couldn't buy a break.

I don't think I've ever seen that much soft contact find a hole. It was nuts.

Gio will get the first shot but if Hicks can command his stuff like he did today, he'll be closing by May.

Well at least this offense has a chance to be the best offense we’ve had since….. the Workd Series?

Mo forgot that a team also needs pitching too.

Brutal game. Fun atmosphere

Who could've seen that coming?

It probably bodes well for you guys overall that the Cardinals lineup gave Manoah maybe his worst ever start in the majors? He's been a top 5 SP in the league since he entered it a few years ago and I can't recall him ever being as bad as today.

Hicks was touching 104 with command today. Absurd stuff.

That is encouraging. Unfortunately that wasn't even the 5th worst outing Mikolas has had since becoming a Cardinal. ROFL