Prolly telling his wife she need to drop 20

How is every pitching prospect weve ever had since Greinke sucked balls

He’s a fat ****.


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More like 40! She’s a cow.


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Vinnie is nervous he's swinging early in counts, uncharacteristically.

Dayton Moore is a legitimate high-functioning reeruned person. I don't know the medical term for it cause I'm not a doctor, and I've been kicked off websites for getting it wrong, so I will try to be very explicit and clear. He was born with a lack of oxygen during the birthing process. This can happen for a variety of reasons, including the embillical cord getting wrapped around the baby's throat as well as CRACK intake on the part of the mother, which is my suspicion with Moore.

Diagnosis it how you will. Change the DSM5 how you will. Call him special how you will.

LOL at the words here. bearcat, did this website originate from an avirice to overmoderation or did it originate from a need for more moderation? Which was it? I thought the former, but your wordplay suggests the latter.

Shit poster makes a shitty game day thread = shitty results

He celebrates his obesity on his show, always referring to himself as a fatty and eating goodcents every other meal.

Sir, how dare you. Vinnie still has 2 ABs left to come and you're sweating the Royal real-time playoff odds? How dare you, sir. You're missing the whole show. He's nervous is all.

Something weird just struck me. I'm, organically, a Chiefs and Angels fan. Both organizations have had murder-suicides. How many other teams have had that? All my favorite teams have murder-suicides. Technically, Donnie Moore's wife lived after he shot her though, so it was only an attempted murder-suicide.

But then we get to the ridiculous deaths. Lyman Bostock got shot to death by a dude that thought he was banging his girl, but he wasn't banging that girl, that was just his sister. Shot dead anyway.

That Chiefs guy trying to save drowning children, but he died.

Nick Adenhart threw a helluva game one time, really giving Angel fans hope that he'd be our new ace. He died that evening from a drunk driver.

Tyler Skaggs was a good pitcher until he died on the road.

The Chiefs have had similar shit happen. I'm the common denominator here, and I can prove it: I love the Canucks, and they had Luc Bourdon die young.

Oh lord, take me home.

Always wanted to start a thread on all the reasons I hate FATro

And there are many

Was Lee from Lee's Summitt THE Lee? Robert E Lee? Or some wack lame Lee?

Also, in a land that's flat as a pancake as the midwest is known to be, what exactly entails a "summit" anyway? Lee's Summit is sus in a lot of ways.

ETA: I duck-duck-go'd it and the Army of Northern Virginia as commanded by Robert E Lee never went to Kansas or anywhere near there. Lee's Summit is confirmed fraudulent.

Lee's Summit was actually named after someone with the last name "Lea." Someone misspelled it on some signs, and they just said, "**** it" and stuck with the misspelled name. That's how they do things in Missouri.

It was named for Lee Greenwood who’s damn proud to be an American, you commie Nazi socialist liberal