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kcclone 03-19-2020 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by tx4chiefs (Post 14852376)
Eat anything, without gaining weight.


I’m taking that. Boom

dlphg9 03-19-2020 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14852480)
Good point. There may be a hidden downside to rapid growth. There's not any downside to breasts.
Oh there is when your face is being smashed into your grandmother's breast.

dlphg9 03-19-2020 04:21 PM
Let me be Patrick Mahomes II

dlphg9 03-19-2020 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Chargem (Post 14853282)
Here's another good one. No matter how dark it is in a room, you can always find the light switch first time you reach your hand out.
So you walk into a room and the light switch is on the other side and the room is full of bear traps. Have fun walking through that.

dlphg9 03-19-2020 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by tx4chiefs (Post 14852376)
Eat anything, without gaining weight.
If you have this baby power when you are born you are going to be freakishly skinny as you age.

Punwit 03-19-2020 04:32 PM
I'm going with immunity to all stinging and biting and burrowing insects/parasites.

eDave 03-19-2020 04:34 PM
Anyone not selecting time travel is an idiot.

Punwit 03-19-2020 04:35 PM
To me that is an adult superpower.

Monticore 03-19-2020 04:41 PM
Making my farts smell like cinnamon buns, could be useful as an adult.

Dartgod 03-19-2020 05:18 PM
The ability to understand what my wife is saying to me, as she is in another room walking away from me and the TV is on in the room I am in.

dlphg9 03-19-2020 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 14853532)
The ability to understand what my wife is saying to me, as she is in another room walking away from me and the TV is on in the room I am in.
I just figure it's not too important. My SO will be leaving as im watching tv and tell me something, then she gets home and asks why I didn't throw something in the washer.

patteeu 03-19-2020 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 14853421)
Anyone not selecting time travel is an idiot.
Let's go back in time together to the original post where we will find that TIME TRAVEL ISN'T A BABY SUPERPOWER! :)

patteeu 03-19-2020 05:36 PM
My power would be to be able to fall asleep at will, sleep soundly and wake up at the desired time feeling refreshed.

Sofa King 03-19-2020 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 14853532)
The ability to understand what my wife is saying to me, as she is in another room walking away from me and the TV is on in the room I am in.
I'm imagining you getting this super power, but then it's always her swearing at you and calling you things like "That stupid mother ****er, I should have married my ex!"

eDave 03-19-2020 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 14853576)
Let's go back in time together to the original post where we will find that TIME TRAVEL ISN'T A BABY SUPERPOWER! :)
Derp.

I select being able to tell the future. :harumph:


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