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poolboy 04-09-2022 01:51 PM
always use the complimentary ass gaskets

Rainbarrel 04-09-2022 01:57 PM
What A-hole takes a shit while facing the tank/wall? ****ing animals

Cosmos 04-09-2022 02:09 PM
“Clean counters”

“No contact with toilet”

You shit in damn sink……didn’t you??

Titty Meat 04-09-2022 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Cosmos (Post 16239945)
“Clean counters”

“No contact with toilet”

You shit in damn sink……didn’t you??
I would use your cawk as a bidet

Rasputin 04-09-2022 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by poolboy (Post 16239931)
always use the complimentary ass gaskets
I'm more picky and those are flimsy things. I use toilet paper to go around the toilet seat and sometimes double layer. Makes more soft sit and covers the seat better than those flimsy thin ass gaskets.


Also i hate automatic toilet flushers. Sitting there and it automatic flushes before your done taking a shit and it's gross having water splash on your ass.

siberian khatru 04-09-2022 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 16239865)
Man once when I was 9 I had wicked ass diarrhea in a Sears. I must've been on the pot for like 45 minutes. That's the kind of shit you remember, especially when you're a kid because it's more intense than anything else you've ever experienced. My dad was like, "I'm gonna take your mom and sister home and then come back, okay?" and when he came back I was still there and had more butt pee to leak out.

That bathroom was dirty and not at all a Kohl's bathroom. Make your bathrooms nicer for 9-year olds to take 45-minute shits in, and maybe you'd still be in business, Sears.
Your dad left you alone in a Sears shitter? LMAO

You’re lucky. Adam Walsh was decapitated for less than that.

seclark 04-09-2022 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Rainbarrel (Post 16239935)
What A-hole takes a shit while facing the tank/wall? ****ing animals
Gives you a clean slate to write on
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neech 04-09-2022 06:23 PM
American Pie taught me how to cover a toilet seat properly.

lewdog 04-09-2022 06:28 PM
My best shit story was getting sick at the Native American Museum, on a buffalo burger, while touring DC.

It hit me later that day at the Holocaust museum and I was blowing out that bathroom like you can't believe! This quiet and humble place and I was just ripping that bathroom apart with tons of other people in it.

Stewie 04-09-2022 07:23 PM
Kohl's? Do they even have men's bathrooms? That's a lady store.

seclark 04-09-2022 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 16240231)
Kohl's? Do they even have men's bathrooms? That's a lady store.
That’s why they had a tampon machine in there …
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Jewish Rabbi 04-09-2022 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 16240231)
Kohl's? Do they even have men's bathrooms? That's a lady store.
Where do you get your clothes from?

Stewie 04-09-2022 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16240238)
Where do you get your clothes from?
I'm 6'4" and have to shop big and tall. JC Penney is my go to and that's shopping online. Some other places have tall men's clothing but it's hit or miss. I also prefer Hanes online store. They run some good deals from time to time for underwear, tees, sweats, etc..

TribalElder 04-09-2022 08:16 PM
Pooped in the urinal

BryanBusby 04-09-2022 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16240238)
Where do you get your clothes from?
I buy nothing but wolves howling at the moon and crying American eagle t-shirts. I get a lot of pussy.


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