I've used ortho home defense and I bought some special sticky traps for brown recluses. I'm no fan of sticky traps, but brown recluses deserve what they get.

I might have to cave an call an exterminator, if I get bit again it will easily cost as much as one.

This really isn't your job. Have your husband kill it.

I broke a broom on a brown recluse in the cleaning closet at work I made sure that mother ****er was dead dead dead.

:bravo:

This was the response I was looking for

Make a praying mantis shadow puppet

Still there?

The answer is always Indian War Elephants.

Whenever I see a spider in the house whether it's on the ceiling or floor I wet a paper towel and throw it on them . It wraps them up and then I just pick it up wad it into a ball and toss it in the trash.

That’s pretty entertaining to watch.

Got any more?

I'm happy to report that he finally moved and I got the little bastard with my swiffer.

Spiders - 0
Me - 1

It’s not a spider, it’s a listening device shaped like a spider. You’re not strangling prostitutes are you?

Nuclear explosion gifs?

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