Shit, I did!

Good post, though.

The Hulk was a complete let down.

It was a good film but they messed up in several ways. The forced girls shot was such a gimmick.

Watching Age of Ultron now... Wow... talk about foreshadowing...

But with Gamora being brought back from a different timeline and inserted into this one, haven't the Avengers effectively defeated mortality? I mean, why can't they go back a bit to a timeline where Stark is still alive, take him out of it and drop him into this one?

I guess I can only come up with a single answer to that one and it's that removing someone FROM a timeline means that timeline would then exist without that person. So for Gamora, that's no big deal because she's not needed in that timeline anymore (and now I guess that timeline has a completely different outcome? One where she's not there to form up the Guardians of the Galaxy at all?).

But for Tony, the only way he'd be relevant in the 'new' timeline is if you took a Tony out that had already gone through the events of the Infinity War and had his kid. So you'd essentially need to scoop one up from right before the major battle and since Strange says there's only 1 outcome where they win, removing him from THAT timeline would serve to wreck it. So what's the point apart from being strictly selfish?

Best answer I can come up with, at least as it relates to Tony - he would effectively have to stay dead either way.

So to make the timeline thing work, you have to kinda understand what The Ancient One was getting at - anything you do for YOUR timeline still creates an alternate timeline where that thing has an impact. If you're just robbing Peter to pay Paul, I guess you leave well enough alone?

I kind of mentioned it earlier but if, for example, the Avengers go back in time to bring Black Widow back, from the point of view of the timeline they created by doing that, Widow was kidnapped and those Avengers could try to get her back, sort of creating a war of timelines. Very messy to think about.

That was the home run line of the movie, for me.

It's easily our two most 'human' characters with an incredibly long, intertwined history. And Jeremy Renner is just good; his look of pained resignation and the delivery on the line made it really hit home.

I've said it before - I have no empathy. So no, I didn't cry or whoop or anything during this movie, but that one line was a moment where I really could sense the pain in the character. I didn't get that anywhere else; the rest was just a comic book movie (good, bad or otherwise).

Exactly right. I just saw it so I'm parsing through the thread as I go here, but that's the issue time travel creates.

It's why the 'Why didn't Cap stop all of this?' answer is so easy - he did. In his 'new' timeline that we aren't seeing. And then he did a quick popover into 'Universe A' here at the end of the movie.

I mean they wouldn't necessarily need to kidnap her; they could just ask her if she wants to come, but if we presume all the events have unfolded exactly as we know them prior to that point, then she'd probably be needed in the timeline she's in.

Now HERE'S an interesting one - lets go to the 'Cap stays in the past' timeline. He knows all of this stuff now. He's presumably gonna destroy Hydra. He's presumably gonna do what he can in THAT timeline to prevent the snap. There's a real chance that in that particular timeline, Natasha isn't needed. But she also isn't the Natasha we know who the Avengers would see a desperate need to bring back into 'Timeline A'. That particular timeline is so damn wonky that there's just no sense in pulling from it. You could get your Stark from that timeline because he's probably just remained a playboy having not gone through the rigors of the wars in the MCU - but he also wouldn't have any interest in coming through.

In other words, to bring forward a character from another timeline who's a close enough proxy to their lost 'Timeline A' character, you have to let time play forward far enough and identically enough that the character is largely indispensable in THAT timeline. Otherwise, like I said, you're robbing Peter to pay Paul. There's just no utility in going into some clean timeline where Steve went back to 1970 and killed all this shit in the crib because the Natasha/Tony and anyone else you could pull from those timelines (who would now be largely non-essential) wouldn't be anything close to the person they are in the Timeline A universe.

Oh, and Elizabeth Olson's rack remains the most distracting thing in the MCU.

Sure sure, she's pulling Thanos apart - fantastic. LOOK AT THE CANS ON SCARLET WITCH!!!

I absolutely loved the Professor Hulk run in the comics and even I hated how they used his character in Endgame. In the comics he became proactive and went after the bad guys instead of a mindless brute randomly bumping into them. He fought with his morality on when to and not to use that type of power.

LOL. I thought of you when she was doing that. As I was marveling at her melons. She’s fantastic.

Should have made it more fun. The first half of the movie was depressing. Fat Thor and timid Hulk were not as fun as regal Thor and rampaging Hulk.

I’ll disagree. Heavily.

The big knock on super hero movies is they always win and there aren’t much for stakes.

They had to make establish the stakes and jokes probably wouldn’t be told in those instances.

And rampaging hulk was ****ing hilarious in 2012. NO MORE STAIRS

Professor Hulk was my biggest disappointment with End Game. Professor Hulk was a really damn smart ASS kicker, not a nerdy violence avoider.

I've seen it once.. I'll planned to go once more so this makes me happy.