NO!




















It's right next to the highway overpass.

Bengals at Arrowhead week 2

This truly sucks for the Bengals. Looks like another year of coming up last in their division. What is the over/under for which week Burrow lands on the bench with an injury? Home Alone, naturally.

I can predict it right now:


NFL RIGGED FOR CHIEFS SCHEDULING BENGALS AT WEEK2 BEFORE BURROWS IS FULLY HEALTHY!

If they somehow were to win, Joe will be praised relentlessly and the proclomation 'He's back' will be spread throughout the land.

If they lose, all we'll hear from Bengals fans is 'you're lucky you got us early', 'Joe isn't fully healthy yet' and 'the new O-Line hasn't had enough time to gel yet'

Go ahead and mark it down and write it in stone, etc. These are the EXACT excuses you will hear if/when they lose in Week 2.

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Two tough games to start the season hoping it gets the guys focused right off the bat no time for a SB hangover.

Andy will have them ready to roll

Don't forget "NFL rigged it for Chiefs to have extra rest against the Ravens and Bengals!"

Sorry guys, you're ****ed.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Five observations from today’s voluntary <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bengals?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Bengals</a> workout:<br>1. Joe Burrow took part in every drill and looked great. To my eye, there’s no discernible difference in his throws following wrist surgery <a href="https://t.co/eOkluAP7O9">pic.twitter.com/eOkluAP7O9</a></p>&mdash; Dan Hoard (@Dan_Hoard) <a href="https://twitter.com/Dan_Hoard/status/1790441151536742673?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 14, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

So no excuses from the Bungles when they lose.

Is Joe going to play defense?

Great! If he can somehow manage to get through camp without another injury, the Chiefs get to beat the bungles at full strength, just how we like it.

Is Joe going to not look like crap at the beginning of the season like he always does?