Damn it, BRC.

Technically BRC had the 2000th post, DaFace had the 2000th if you go by post number(if you include the OP).

2000

Woot Bitches

mod abuse :LOL:

LMAO

Out of Skittles. Crap.

Edit: DaFace cheated!!

2007

post whores

seriously?

**** it, I'll get #3000

You guys made a very serious catastrophe into a joke thread.


**** off and die.

And Dane get's to miss all the fun.

I just took the 2000th post away from DaFace and awarded it to BRC. I have awesome mod powers!!!

am I wrong? sorry... who are you then?

**** you, go **** your mother with a mule cock you stupid ****ing ****

/Dane

:p

joeyranaway

:sulk:

that was my second guess... Sorry dude! I worked from 6a to 6p and need to go to bed, but decided (in my "infinite" wisdom) that drinking was a GOOD idea. I should have guessed joey all along. really. you were one of my first neg reps, btw. along with brock and the keyboard of fire (or destruction, or something).

Aw! You were me first neg rep in return! We were awesome enemies for a week, then awesome n00bs in action.

lol - Iowanian is who I was thinking of the keyboard of something, anyway....
I still secretly hate you, expect a red card very soon (evil monkey teeth show and finger point smilie)

You secretly hated me?

I guess I changed my name for a good reason, heh.

....doom.

Duh... Winning

Why is it that we need Mr. Rams Fan to explain things to us? Apparently, even the most obvious and simplistic facts must be stated by Mr. Rams Fan so that we might comprehend their meaning. Is Mr. Rams Fan some kind of ancient alien?

FAX

So I'm bored and up late again, alone. Teach me something interesting, FAX.

I think we should ask Mr. Rams Fan since he and his ancient alien buddies are responsible for turning us from our monkey people ways into the highly advanced civilization we are today. After all, they gave us language and metallurgy and the secrets for making flan from scratch.

However, I do know this much; there are over 20 ways a dude can use a pumpkin. You can make a pie, you can roast the seeds, you can concoct a body scrub, and you can wear one as a hat. A couple of pumpkins also make some darn functional mukluks when you're in a pinch.

FAX

bigfoot is for real

****in' reeruns.

they are even an endearing pet name..

where's Linus? he knew a great pumpkin.

edit: damnit fax, i didn't want to reply in this thread.

**** **** ****ity ****


Road to 3000

See right there, you stunned ****.
Your so stupid, your beyond ****en stupid!LMAO
This thread is about the mighty king of Hollyweird his ****ing self.
How dare you ****en bunch and why teh **** isn't it already at 5000.
With Danes resources, and contacts, if you hadn't chased him away it would already be splitting on the stock market, and in pre-production with a movie sequal in the works, and a weekly tv slot in prime time lined up..
You ****en bunch of limp ass donky **** dipshits.

Your all borderline reeruned ****en morons.
Your not ****en worthy of posting on a Dane trhead.
You all ****en fail! LMAO

>.> !! W O W !!

If it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down

Is this Dane?

http://www.cbsnews.com/i/tim/2011/02...ce_480x360.jpg

Some of Lindsay Lohan's new neighbors are less than thrilled that the troubled actress recently moved to Venice Beach, Calif. One of them threatened the paparazzi filming outside her home with a baseball bat.

Read more: http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?...#ixzz1HhfpDE00

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I know I'm digging way back here but I been broke since Jesus slept in straw and never once was that a problem with me and him.

And I guess I didn't have a problem with him being an @$$hole because I'm an @$$hole. I'm ok with that.

I drink a lot. He's rich and lives in Cali.

Nobody's perfect.


But you don't tap out.

Ever...

:shake:

Beetlejuice

Why in the **** is this ****ing thread still going? Can't you ****-sticks let this ****ing go?
LMAO
****ing christ, you people are goddamned idiots. LOL
**** all of you ****ers and kiss my vd infected dick.
LMAO
ROFL
LOL
You are ****ing peasants.
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Beetlejuice..

hey now! i felt bad for even posting in the thread for the first time after 2000 replies.

I aint kissing nothing but my wife.

lol

A Dane don't live on no beach, a Dane lives in the ****ing hills.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the guy in the $5000 suit would let a rollerblading hippy share the block with him.

Shouldshouldshouldshouldshouldshouldshould!!!!!

You know what?

I bet this is all just a huge misunderstanding. I bet his daughter was just banging his keyboard and Later, ChiefsPlanet typed in and the rest. Then, Dane couldn't post and correct this, because he was kidnapped by Hollywood Ninjas. Shit happens.

The Real Dane Mccloud

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:LOL: At what point do the paparazzi get the hint? To make like a tree and leave. I'd be out of there in a heart beat.

Yeah, Dane has a bicycle and a baseball bat and a cell phone and a fu manchu.

And an attitude.

Do Hollywood ninjas come from Beverly Hills?


Do they have turf wars?

Is he back yet?

dane mcmolester anal pencil king

OMG! Who??? / Seattle

come back brother ,its time for some football!

We want you bad, Dane.

This, it's just a football BB.

Been over 5 months already.

Seriously Dane. Quit being a pussy. We know you're here.

Some of you guys need a tissue.

I know I do.......

but then again, since I have no idea how to get hold of Dane, I have been very busy ****ing off and dieing........

lmao

He just had that "**** off and die" sorta charisma.

give me a minute and then I'll need one.

your mom needs a tissue...

He seemed to be an asshole, but a lot of you seem to lick his nuts. :shrug: Not really sure I get it. All I saw was a blowhard and a bully who thought he was better than everyone else, and on top of that attitude he basically then told you all to **** off. And yet people still want him back. It's like those serial killers who get fan clubs of women, I guess. :D

Dane was probably the worst poster on this board...and had a serious inferiority complex.

pot, kettle, black

Nah...

I'm not even close to the type of poster Dane is....

that dude has serious issues...I just have issues

Here, if you miss him maybe this can tide you over:

You dumbass asshat dumbass ****. You must be the dumbest ass **** that ever watched football. I live in LA.

Eh... the guy never did me wrong. He'd even send a random PM now and then to ask how things were going.

I think he was just entertaining. Not in a way I always enjoyed... but people need that straw the stirs the drink. He'd drop Hollywood names about his neighbors or who he'd had lunch with, and tell you what a stupid ****in' homer you were in two sentences. That's rare.

I'm not surprised that the whining, pissy kids on the board couldn't handle Dane. He wasn't the kind of guy who handed out participation ribbons to losers.

Nope. Those weren't participation ribbons.

I didn't think he made that many waves. We went our rounds on some topics but most of his "smack" talk just seemed like "shtick"
I never understood the hate.

**** you, you ****ing **** rag ****

I wasn't offended by Dane's schtick. I just thought it was cliche message board speak.

He and I got into it a couple of times. He was a smart well thought out poster. The kind we need more of here on the planet. But dude had paper thin skin.

That's the funny part about when people say "You couldn't handle Dane"
He was the guy who would throw a fit over any little thing, like a little kid. It just got monotonous. If you keep screaming, "asshat" and stuff every ten posts it sort of just gets lame.

scrub your ass with your head, bro...

Yeah, Dane's a good dude... seriously. He would go bat-shit crazy now and then, and that's just not something I do. But I understand it... it's Chiefsplanet... the intarwebs... no harm no foul.

There was a time though, when you felt like you couldn't have an honest discussion about football, the Chiefs specifically without it devolving into a complete train wreck. There was no such thing as "agree to disagree". It was, "**** YOU, I'M RIGHT!!! YOU"RE A MORON!!!"

But that wasn't all Dane... or even mostly. I'm on a bit of a tangent.

Dane probably needs one about now seeing this thread on the front page again.

This.

How about people quit being butt-hurt-bleeding-crotch-splits and take a compliment or an insult like an adult and not a 13 year old kid?...

Figured this deserved to be reposted.

Wait, what? Really? I always thought he had more of a superiority complex when he posted. He never acted like he felt inferior to anyone....

yeah, you're probably right

this is Dane right here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superiority_complex