There was no reason to call him Flan Face. No reason at all.

On that same subject, flan is a highly underrated desert.

Always and forever, bud.

Greatest nite n00b anything.

I have a great idea for a thread, but I dunno if it's worth it.

:doh!:

Sorry, you useless dumbass.

I just figured I pissed you off somewhere along the line.

Carry on with the banter, dickbreath.

Shit, I'm happy that the 12:30 thread is in the top 10 considering it was a spinoff

Can we take away Rams Fan's thread starting privs before he goes and does something stupid?

A badass spin-off thread.

You still post?

The copy is never as good as the original.

post of the year

Yeah, I was surprised to see it was as close as it is, actually.

So you don't want a thread about being drunk and/or high?

I'm sure anyone that would milkaman is the one with dickbreath.

Seriously, have I never pissed anyone off in this forum?

Obviously more than you

If we would have joined them together, we'd about be able to top the girlie thread!!!!

wow - that's actually kind of sad.....

Try harder.

You'll piss someone off eventually.

But it worked

full of useless post whoring, however.... could be worthy of a HOC vote. I'll not be the one to nominate it.

It's not that hard to piss someone off...


(sp) chek

Back in those days, they were competing threads. BUT it was post whoring at its finest

you've both pissed me off and pissed on me, in this forum. I'll get you back IRL, if I ever get the chance....
:reaper:

Since I am neither, why would I want a thread about it?

Barack Obama ?

No you won't. I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

Bannable offense? Isn't bringing politics into this forum a bannable offense?

Come on new mods, now is the time to flex your muscles.

but I carry something that can reach further distances than a bee, and even a floating butterfly has to land sometime....


F it - I have a feeling; even in my old age, one hand tied behind my back and a serious case of sinusitis - I'll still give you a fun for your money.

Is he back yet?

Original fighting words right there.

milkman you're being paged in the 10pm thread.

Eat your lunch.

Ok, got it halfway there to 2000. Couldn't see the thread die since it was the most entertaining one of the week.

Good night to all pussies that act like 9 year old girl scouts and don't know jack about football.

You were just post whoring to get your post count to 15,000.

WTF?! I must have missed a lot! I know one thing, I'm sure as hell not going to read through this thread. LOL I had a feeling that he was going to get sick of the shit and leave one of these days... but a "I'm leaving forever" thread? I are shocked!

Dane, (if you're lurking), I wish you well! This place won't be the same w/o you.

In honor of you Dane...

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j2...rlc12110-1.jpg

Unfortunately, Mr. frazod's already gone to bed.

FAX

lumpy's here! let's play a story game! I'll go, seven words at a time.

A cat named Chester whipped out his....

That post count thing is all F'd up. You'd think as a contributor I'd get better customer service.

:LOL:

:LOL: You wasted your 8,000th post on this shit?

Yes I ****ing did. And you left me hanging. I hope Gonzo beats you tonight. In fact, I'm writing up a PM right now with instructions.

39 posts to go

38 posts 2 gooz

Favorite desert: Gobi

(With apologies to Rainman)

thirty six

say what?

Sweet! Oh, I mean, darn. o:-)

Sorry I didn't play along. I'm not good at writing stories, eh, unless it's canine erotica. WOOF!

I'm more into graphic giraffe porn stories.

This thread is still going???

:hmmm: Interesting.

We do what we can. I figure that, if we call Mr. frazod a Flan Ass Chimpanzee, we might get it to 2500 posts.

FAX

Very interesting. In fact, I meet the strangest people on my endeavors to collect info for such stories. I've ran into the likes of Angelina Jolie, Charlie Sheen and John Ritter's Ghost.

In fact, I think I ran into Gonzo while hog farmer was teaching a class on how to get one of them to jizz manually.

Hey now... no need to insult one of the world's greatest custards ever.

My aunt makes an AMAZING flan. Me, I use Goya.

http://www.cubanfoodmarket.com/mm5/g...pain-large.jpg

Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno!

ROFL Damn it! I almost choked on my Skittles! I should know better than to "taste the rainbow" and read shit on CP at the same time.

LMAO

Sofa is gonna JIHP when he reads that.

Actually "Rainbow" is my pet monkey. If that makes Sofa King hot and bothered, he has more issues than I do w/ licking a flea-ridden monkey.

Is this bitch to 2000 yet?

Edit: Crap, 25 to go.

They should totally make an all red bag of skittles. Get the **** on that, makers of Skittles.

almost there

I wanna shake my moms rear end yeah my moms rear end shake it shake it like something with salt in IT BABY!

Yeah, they should. But then they would need to change their slogan to "taste the red". Unfortunately, I have that copyrighted, so they would need to pay me royalties. LMAO

19

actually now it's 19 more

ROFL

who will get the coveted 2k post?

my guess is kurt

Whoa, Flopnuts... you're a mod? JFC, they'll make anyone a mod these days.

:p

Please don't ban me, I'm fragile.

you do know who I used to be, right?

JFC there was a vote and a riot and a orgy and everything! Women don't pay attention to anything.

ace?

Like new mods are still clicking into this abortion of a thread.

STFU, fool! I was busy doing stuff and things and didn't log on for months.

Wait, there was an orgy?! :spock:

not unless you're throwing tens of dollars at them, no....

Zing

6

bump

damn, this thread has lost it's burst

4

3

what does the poster of 2K get?

2

Wheee!

a ferrai?