Do you think you can pull someone as "skanky" as Phobia's wife when you're his age (almost 40)?

It's far more likely most of us aren't so insecure we feel a need to win the approval of a random felcher like yourself. ;)

However, we recognize your desperate need for the approval of strangers, so please carry on. It's been very entertaining. Not quite as amusing as your post last year, but as your hairline has receded, apparently your posting ability has as well.

I would take that "skank" over your bar sluts any day of the week,

Sorry dude. Household rule, I don't post pics of my wife on the internet. She's asked me not to. I can tell you, however, that she's a great woman, a wonderful mother, a terrific role-model for our kids, and she has more patents than you have points in your IQ. Tell you what, you earn a PhD in BioMechanical Engineering, and you'll probably meet her at a conference. She'll be one of the honored speakers.

This guy is the single most insecure person I have ever come across, both online and in real life.

and eventually these "biker/thrill seeker" bar sluts will see thru him. Sad. he might wake up by age 30. if he's still alive

FYP :)

JFC.

You should have quit while you were "ahead" with the thread starter pics.

Have fun baggin' those 2's.


ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

When did you meet my wife?

I just figured that with brains like that, she'd probably be a looker too. :thumb:
:D

Married up did you Braincase, good for you.:thumb:

Now I wouldnt say she is to smart, she did marry Braincase. :p

I chose well. Yeah, she could've married better than me, but she's got no regrets. I'm not saying I didn't sow a few wild oats back in the day, but she and I got together when I was in the rihgt mind set to settle down.

Hey, now. I can be a charmin' sumbitch when I need to be. And I didn't even need to get a motorcycle.

LMAO I can't believe you actually think these girls are hot. If I decide to stoop down to your standards I may post some pics later.

The real question is...why does Squiggy care so much what such a bunch of old, miserable, desperate, no-ass gettin' fat lard boring-jealous-of-his-rockstar-cockmileage think? Working pretty damn hard to impress a bunch of people he doesn't care about.

I've still yet to see a picture of a bike or car...or a pic of a girl that prooves anything other than he can get his pic taken with the clown at the circus like every other kid.

There is nothing in those photos that implies carnal knowledge, or that these chics aren't his sisters. No proof that any of them are remotely interested in giving him Herpes.

Here's a sample of his awesome bike skillz and chic pickup tactics.

"hey bebe, got 5 Buckth I can borrow fer a 12 pack?"

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Here, Midnight Chachi does a demonstration of his Chiefsplanet coolness.

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can we just move this to hall of classics and be done with douchebag our week of offseason amusement
it's grown tiring with ricerocket boy.

:LOL:

I've thought about it for a while, but it seems some people find it amusing. If I'm wrong about that and everyone's ready for this one to die, just let me know.

I'm still waiting to find out the secret for picking up super hot chicks. I get the "bike" part, of course, but there has to be more to it than that. To pick up chicks that super hot, he has to have some additional awesome techniques.

FAX

Are you offering to kill off the douche or just the thread?

yeah it's 2008 and these guys have grown up with the internet, online pr0n, and all they should be the masters of all things about women (well girls in this case). :rolleyes:

I googled ''midnight douchebag'' and look what popped up? :spock:

Jeez mate, keep on digging...

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Go Midnight Vulture! Spread your seed!

I'd pound her vag til the cows came home. Got any full body shots?

ROFL down under...

You are in pictures with women.

This does not put a stamp on your hard ass card.

You must have missed the fact he had his shirt off, inside, at a house party.

http://groups.google.com/group/adult...icon?v=2&hl=en

http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/images/index_10.gif

http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/images/index_06.gif

Zach show us the HOT SLUT TRAMP you surely banged because you posed in a photo with her.

Endless. ROFL

I want to see that WHORE! She paid for your photos in SEXUAL FAVORS, right? RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

I'm going to all the bars here in Springfield Thursday night and take my digital camera with me and take pictures with girls all night. Then come back and Friday and post them on the Planet.

What about those Halloween pics of the chicks with dildos a couple of years back? the one you got in trouble for posting it. yeah, that one.

Two hundred more posts and we've got epic legend win.

Yea I had forgotten about that. Good times...i may have to dig for that.

Just the thread. As far as I know, this dude hasn't really done anything wrong (based on the "bannable offenses"). His only crime is being really good at getting a reaction out of people.

POUNDING SHOTS AND POUNDING VAG

Really? I don't think I have ever seen a guy take a picture of his sweet bike from behind. Or do you have one of those new fangled side-mounted plates?

I mean seriously, if you're going to take a pic of a bike, you're doing a side view or a 3/4 view from the front.

I mean, even in a 3/4 rear view such as this, you can't really see the plate.

http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/u...cycle-j002.jpg

Or you could just put the picture in paint or photoshop and cover the plate.

So you can't close the deal? Wow I guess thats the difference between you and me close the deal dude or go home.

Dave

exactly, I was just preventatively shooting down his excuse that he doesn't know how to do photo-editing.

Claythan, Carl Peterson, herpes > midnight douchebag

Perhaps Mr. FAX he can rotate his ball sack in a counterclockwise rotation while maintaining his 1/4 softie.

The bikes are only part of it. What hot babes really dig are big belt buckles. Forget about all the scientific data supporting the inverse relationship between belt buckle size and intelligence. Just get you the biggest buckle you can find and the babes will follow.

Yeah and if we started banning people for that, the planet would cease to exist in about a week.LMAO

He's like the Jay Mariotti of the Planet (sorry for the local Chicago reference, but it fits).

Have we seen his sweet-ass bike yet?

Can he throw a football over those mountains?

You could do that. I could do that. Most anyone with with at least half a brain could do that. Unfortunately, I don't think we're dealing with the sharpest tool in the shed in this guy. ;)

Nope he still has no pic to prove it ...

In that case:

I found a pic of MD and his friends.

An honest to goodness friend of Dorothy?

I always kind of figured he was a Friend of Dorothy.

Haha people are too chicken $ hit to put pics of their girls online.ROFL
Looks like I win there.

And I highly doubt I will post pics of my bike online. I will give you a hint...its a new Yamaha.:thumb:

Doesn't quite make up for you losing at life, does it?

Oh and here is another shot of those two so called "skanky" girls that I was with. I hooked up with the blonde.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...h83/heath2.jpg

I find it hilarious because if this was any of the regulars postin these pics you would complement them on their awesome hookup and how pretty she was but with me you have to lie haha. I find it rather humorous.LMAO

mmmmmm...muffin tops

You must stick your dick in that tailpipe a awful lot if you're too attached to post "her" pic. I can see why she'd get pissed off though. I bet she wouldn't want a bunch of fat Chiefs fans ogling her, thinking of riding her, and doing a wheelie on her.

Are you talking about that blond? I'll bet she could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose.

Oh and just to go for the knockout here is a pic of me and my previous friends with benefits girl...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...h83/heath4.jpg

She moved to Chicago. Such a shame. :huh:

She can do that fattie. She can definitely do that haha.LMAO

Why does she look like she is in fear for her life?

that blonde has love handles?

Is that six-toned hair color presently "in" for twenty year-old females?

You guys like my new avatar??? Haha I thought it would be fitting. Me giving you guys the finger haha.

OMG. Last time I saw a face like that I was taking its pic before throwing it back in the lake. Dude!

She's using all of her mental capacity to keep her autonomous functions going.

If ugly and easy is your style, then more power to ya!

Sorry, but the chick on the left still looks like Captain Morgan...

http://blog.bountybayonline.com/wp-c...ain-morgan.jpg

No kidding, those are just typical bar sluts.

no, his sweet bike that he refuses to post pics of. I mean, he think's we're lame because we won't post pictures of our women, so I figure he must be awful close with his Yamaha.

Why is your hat crooked?

Is that a C-Section scar?

hey, I do think the chick in post #20 is hot as donut grease, and I'd **** her 6 ways from Sunday, but I bet the OP hasn't either, so we're even.

Where? Haha the hate never gets old. These guys think they can do better. I figure once you post pics of your sweethearts, then I will post pics of my Yamaha and Audi. I mean its only fair right?? I have already posted an endless amount of pics on my part. You guys are the ones that are too chicken s hit to do so haha it funny though.LMAO

Not sinking to your level of insecurity and immaturity = scared. Sure. :thumb:

I told you before, I am not gonna post pics of my wife so you can jack off to them in you apartment. Not gonna happen.

Don't we have one chubby hairy ghey on here to PIIHB so he'll shut up?

Calling all bears! Calling all bears!!

Midnight Douchey Howser, MD is screaming for just a little attention.

All I can add is that for a young guy, you should be getting WAY hotter chicks than those in the pics you're showing. Bad hair, fake tans and poor bodies. Are there really no HOT chicks where you live or will they just not associate with you?

FTR, my wife is 35 and not only does she teach and take Pilates, she owns a Pilates studio. Her body is far and away better than these out-of-shape fatties you keep bragging on.

Why aren't you hooking up with "fit" girls?

The girls are fit. I highly doubt your wife is that hot since you are scarred to post pics of her haha.