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Halfcan 01-08-2020 09:50 AM

We went to the $5.00 show last night to see 1917 but were too late because the service at Red Robins was slow and shitty. So we decided to see Space Balls...I mean Star Wars.

I saw the first one opening weekend as a kid. It was truly amazing. Although this latest one has incredible special effects and worlds they could never have created back then, it is hollow and the story is laughably bad. I don't think it was meant to be funny, but there were several moments I laughed out loud at how stupid it was. I was not sure if I was watching Battlestar Gallactica or some B budget Sci-Fi movie at times.

I am sure the plot holes have been talked about on here several times, but you would think they could have put together a decent script after 9 tries at making the same movie. I would give it 3 out of 5 Death Stars. Entertaining, once you got over the terrible acting and corny super hero type action.

Fish 01-08-2020 11:02 AM

During the Kylo Ren/Han Solo ghost scene, I kinda giggled at the thought of Kylo stabbing his ghost dad with his lightsaber again...

DJ's left nut 01-08-2020 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14704110)
the only thing flatter than her chest is her personality

Have never understood the fanboi cult surrounding her.

She's shockingly average looking.

Hammock Parties 01-08-2020 11:12 AM

she has very beautiful features, actually, great smile, great bod

i think she's hot

but there are hotter wimmens

Hammock Parties 01-08-2020 02:39 PM

JJ hoisted by his own petard

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...7f&oe=5EAB773C

ScareCrowe 01-08-2020 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14705493)

Or for that matter why did Palpatine himself ask Kylo to kill Rey (twice if I remember correctly) if he wanted her alive? I noticed that on my second watch through.

Hammock Parties 01-08-2020 03:28 PM

its worthless trying to explain JJ's ****ing bullshit

DaneMcCloud 01-08-2020 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14705589)
its worthless trying to explain JJ's ****ing bullshit

Just one thing of note: It's not all JJ. Derek Connolly, Colin Trevorrow, Chris Terrio, JJ and the Lucasfilm story group ALL contributed to the script.

If you want to aim your ire at the person responsible for this entire movie, it's Bob Iger.

Hammock Parties 01-08-2020 07:14 PM

so the visual dictionary reveals how rey fixed anakin's lightsaber

she just used her OP force healing abilities on it, of course

LMAO

****ing hand waving bullshit, holy ****

Bowser 01-08-2020 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14706033)
so the visual dictionary reveals how rey fixed anakin's lightsaber

she just used her OP force healing abilities on it, of course

LMAO

****ing hand waving bullshit, holy ****

No wonder Poe wanted her to go with them on the Falcon as he lightspeed skipped it, lol.

Bowser 01-08-2020 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 14705712)
Just one thing of note: It's not all JJ. Derek Connolly, Colin Trevorrow, Chris Terrio, JJ and the Lucasfilm story group ALL contributed to the script.

If you want to aim your ire at the person responsible for this entire movie, it's Bob Iger.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/769b...itemid=4446569

Sorry 01-10-2020 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 14706221)
No wonder Poe wanted her to go with them on the Falcon as he lightspeed skipped it, lol.

Handjob via the force?

Hammock Parties 01-10-2020 10:39 AM

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...1f&oe=5E9005BF

Sassy Squatch 01-10-2020 10:47 AM

Hammock follows a reylo Twitter account. That's ****ing hilarious.

Hammock Parties 01-10-2020 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 14708556)
Hammock follows a reylo Twitter account. That's ****ing hilarious.

i got it from FB

but i fully support reylo

cute couple


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