OK, this thread is getting X-rated now.

Shall we count down to my 2000th post?

The testoterone level has certainly dropped, and GoChiefs is nowhere in sight.

You stick your head in a microwave?

you callin' me a chick?

Quicker but much less usefull than an oven? :shrug:

My hair doesn't really need any moisture treatments......if I don't wash it for a day it looks like I dipped my head in a vat of oil.

Gawd Damned Nebraskan. I put the treatment in a coffeecup and then microwave. Then put on my hair, wrap hair in plastic and wrap a towel around it.

Is that a problem, chick?

Helps keep the splits at bay so I need fewer trims.

No, sir.

Ah, my hair doesn't split to bad thankfully, I only need trims 2-3 times a year really.

Could we lower the level of gheyness in this thread please?

GC could drop in.

Mine either, I trim about every three months because I can stand splits. I trim at the very first sign of them.

Do you trim the hair on your nuts?

You wear a wig?

I could talk to her about my big wang......

I'm insulted! :cuss:

ROFL nice catch.

wow, the first thing I read on this thread

Who doesn't? :shrug:

Good night pussies.

Mecca, when you and Joie trade hair bows, send pics.

Good night you damn hairy pussy!

I outlasted Milkman!!!! WooHoo!!!! :toast:

I don't use bows in my hair..........

Post #2000! Only appropriate that it should be this thread. :rockon: :toast:

Maybe in a few years you can catch me.......

I'm working on it.

Everyone must have passed out already....

This always happens when I can stay up late.

Quit whining.

:cuss:

When that happens to me, I shave peoples eyebrows off and draw on them..........that's a fun time.

You hold Guru down and I'll shave his eyebrows!

Let's shave his head too...........we'll make him look like......

This............

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/im...615524-000.jpg

:p ROFL

We'll make him look like a red x?

Run Guru, he wants to make you into a red x

I fixed it........

Hell my wife jokes that I practically shave my head already. I use setting 1 on my trimmer. Just over an eighth of an inch.

I picture you looking like my dad does now..........that's odd.

I would shave my head for a build like that. SHIT

Your wife jokes because you only have an 1/8th inch? :shake:

I ain't that old.

Getting a little excited?

Big props to patteeu, even though he may never read this post.

I called his kid a dumbass and he gave me rep for it.

Guy's a true sport.

Should have known you would go there. :shake:

I wonder how he has any kids at that rate......

:spock:

I wonder how he still has a wife.

:p ????

Personally Guru I think you should have hair like this guy.....

http://www.thewrestlingpost.com/imag...to_200x154.jpg

Some chicks like small ones.......

IT erects very well.

The hippie and Crystal Gayle are picking on me. Whatever shall I do?

I didn't realize it was quite that big, there it's fixed.

I'm I the only person who uses 1024x768 resolution, I know alot of people are still on 800x600 which I hate.

I like my new nickname :)

Mine's real creative........we could call Guru stubby....for short.

MODS, if you please.

Hmmmm......

Anyone have any Gatorade?

Is there a mod online right now?

It IS about that time isn't it?

I don't believe I'm familiar with the Gatorade story.

Ask Luv about it, she may throw a tantrum and call you names but it will be very humerous.

I may say it's old, but I won't throw a tantrum.

That was good timing.

Hello, luv. Is this story one I want to hear?

Nah. Nothing to see here. Move along.

So Joie......can you pull off this look...

http://photos-607.ak.facebook.com/ip...37607_1350.jpg

Hey now. You all can dissect my personal life and I don't get to hear one little story? Spill it.

Somebody bumped this thread earlier today.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...72#post3898972

I believe it was the begining of the story.

Does she have so much milk she needs spigots?






And no, mine are real.

ROFL It is public record. Do a search and read the whole thing.

Notice the beer cans............hey real or fake either is fine with me.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=146947

This is the end of the Mooo story.

Some people put things together that weren't related. There was a guy called Moooo. I was drunk one night on here, and he kept telling me to drink gatorade. I knew he was in Springfield, so I asked him if he'd bring me some so I wouldn't have to drive. I also said grape was the only kind I liked. This thread occurred a few months before I even met him. We started hanging out a lot, and one thing lead to another. Turns out he had a 46 year old girl friend he failed to mention to me (he's 23). I was pissed off and started a thread. People tied the drunk thread from months earlier to the fact we were seeing each other. Now, if I'm nice to any guy on here, people tell whoever to bring me grape Gatorade.

There was an end?

Ouch. The guys on here are asses aren't they?

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/divas/...0329_ariel.jpg

I'd bring her some Gatorade.........who agrees?