I guess it's time to come clean. I am Midnight Vulture.

You just go to the local Metrosexual Salon and ask for 'The Brendan Fraser.'

what kind of a pathetic tool posts all day to a message board from his phone?

We need some photoshop and we need some now.

a tool with no job, waiting for nite time to cruise and pickup "hot" chicks.

Seriously? I wondered if it was you but, by the sound of yours and DaFace's posts, I ended up thinking I was wrong about that.

Liar.

I think he's pulling your leg, but if he's being honest, he should just post proof as M_V

I am somewhat stunned with all the photostop guys here that that picture has not been redone, that and the mods have left the usernames alone.

Ok, which is it? Is GC MV or not? DaFace? He did leave a lot of clues like starting that other thread about his laptop and acting like MV is his idol. Was he just trying to fool us?

ROFL

Proof should be a photo from GC's youth that wasn't in his 'I gotta bag of shit, a scanner, and an internet connection' thread.

No no, it's me. This is my greatest prank.

he writes too well to be gochiefs.
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Oh shit son it's on now.

Lol! So is that pic really you? Cause i remember talking to you about abs lol bastard

Yeah he knows big words like suburbian.

Goat boy, there is a simple way to prove it. Log onto MV or what'sthename and say I'm GC or Claythan or whater. Anything other than that and you will have a hard time convincing anyone.

:LOL:

If you can prove that, I will never post here again.

Deal?

LOL...it's not me. I'm far too well-adjusted these days to pull such an act off.

Besides, I would miss your posts.

It is just a sad attempt to try and grab the attention away from the newest troll.

Uhh

Yes clearly that 20 minutes of attention brought me to orgasm.

That is the first thing you have ever posted about yourself that I think may be true. Oh you are welcome for this attention also.

Can we please focus our attention on the douchebag with the cool bike and hot girls?

ROFL

Oh Eff Mr. FAX and his cadre of hotties.

I'd tap the blonde if I was drunk. That other horse could f**k right off, though. And you're one hell of an ugly f**ker yourself. Ever go to an eye specialist about those goofy things?

What REALLY happened...

He is shirtless in that pic because everyone kept laughing at his sweatshirt.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/jitcrunch.jpg

AND LIMP BIZKIT

SO....where are the pics of this bike anyways

For some reason this song keeps playing in my head:

I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see

[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
in the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

[Chorus]

I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus x2]

Ahh, **** it. Who am I shitting?

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home

Nice job, mods.

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Attention Mods! Can you do a rush job on another name change?

douchebagsmynameagain is my suggestion.

LMAO Well done, indeed.

LMAO

Or perhaps Twinkfelchingagain?

Go get us some beer.

im not vulture you dumb****s!
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Uh, ok. Sure, it's not. We believe you. No.....really..... ROFL

Na, he's not.

Over 10,000 views. Man, you guys are obsessed haha.

And I love the new nickname.

check the ip address noob. I was just stirring the pot on both threads because the responses were too damned funny. the vulture guy can't be serious either but all of you tards are eating right out of his hand. its hilarious!Posted via Mobile Device

What does the IP address have to do with anything? Obviously your mobile device is going to be a different IP than your home/work PC.

Well they are related or dating. The kid in the picture looks half queer so there is a chance.

summer off season amusement, we get a douche every year ... this the 2008 model.

Man, you can't fool Dartgod with anything.

phone vs pc different ip. also im in lenexa and he's supposedly in atl so the ips would look really different. I've been talking about p&l in several posts, what else could I say....


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I hear chicks dig guys that know alot about ip stuff :thumb:

What Lzen said.......... :thumb:

Thank you for that detailed and insightful information. but why do you care?

Glad you approve. :)

For what it's worth, it's pretty clear at this point that you're mainly just trying to get a reaction from people around here. You might even get along with people if you'd drop the macho act.

What exactly is the timeframe for one to chose to become part of the community, or become PNG?

f@ck him...he's a jerkoff.
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not as much as self proclaimed red necks. they get all the pussy..........


from their sisters!


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Dude I'm probably twice your age and I could out post your hot pics big time!

For her age she very average.

Dave

Good question. I'm still a n00b mod, so I don't really know. My personal opinion is that, as long as they're both keeping their dumbassery to one thread and not violating any of the bannable offenses, there's no real reason to boot 'em or anything. Now if they start going all over the place and being assholes in every post, I'd have to think about it.

EDIT: This post was made before I realized there was a third thread sitting out there and wallowing in stupidity.

because im not vulture that's why. I admitted I was just stirring the pot and it was funny but im done and letting you know.


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yeah. that was self evident in just a few posts, and "old guys" responses

Getting your picture taken with someone doesn't particularly mean shit.

I guess I am confused.

Did you really have to s*it in it first and use your hands to stir? Trying to recreate the circumstances of your birth, I see.

well, the pot would be cheifsplanet and you would be one of those turds floating around in it.


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ahhh man really? :doh!:

I am hanging out with the blonde tommorrow Giggity Giggity

And i didnt mean to offend anyone from or in Iowa. I know there are good people there just confused why they would continue to live there....

Eh, I guess I'm more forgiving than most. Every once in a while we have people who come in as d-bags but eventually find their niche. GoChiefs, Redrum_69, and even Kirstie Tynes come to mind.

Didn't Dimension2112 even come in as a little bit of a troll? I can't remember.

Nah, I'm the guy in the speedboat. Chicks dig guys with speedboats. Spend a little time at Party Cove or Lake Havasu, and you'd know that. :)

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This ****ing queer reminds me of the "My New Haircut" guy on youtube.

I'm at work now otherwise I'd post it.

Well if you had started a thread about speedboats im sure things would be different. Id rather have a pontoon(sp) so I could put my motorcycle inside my boat and drive it around in party cove. PUSSY MAGNET!

I'm your huckleberry.

There is a name for broads who let themselves be photographed on each side of shirtless, dickwithears with penis medalions on their man-chains. They're called FgaHags.

Your pic doesn't prove shit other than you paid your dollar for the bearded lady and Hel'n to have their photo taken with you at the boat show. I'll wager the Midgets who ride the pocket-bikes inside the globe of death get their pictures taken with chics all the time too.


Who in the hell would want to live in the shithole of Atlanta? Hell, Michael Vick chose the Federal Pen over that humid, festering, crime magnet whose proudest export is rap music that sounds like the performer's mouth is full of hog shit to the beat of a couple of rocks in the hubcap on an AMC pacer(with 22s).

At your service...

Language NSFW

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OK, that's actually pretty funny.

Are you going to submit, or not?

I figured out who whatsmyname and midnight buzzard reminded me of.....

"Hey Dirkplanet...do you like my bike"
http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/image...ogieNights.jpg

ROFL

"hey guys, I gets all the p@ssy...yeah I be tappin it 247"
"sorry, sorry dirkplanet, I just thought you'd want to kiss me....I love you" [/midnight mushroom head]
http://www.thejay.com/wp-content/hoffmanboogie.jpg

I'd have to agree & i gotta admit that they've both kept us quite entertained the last 2 days.

"look guys, here I am rockin' it with chics and my best friend dirk at a party last night...losers" [/midnight cuckold]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f5...ina/boogie.jpg

The receeding hairline thing is going on too. Uncanny.

Here, ole Studmuffin demonstrates his bad ass chic-catchin skillzzzz

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