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greg63 04-06-2007 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru
Drink some and lets find out. :hmmm:

Pass some over. :p

007 04-06-2007 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by greg63
Pass some over. :p

You heard him Phil.

greg63 04-06-2007 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
guess I should....... how about in 41 posts......

Sounds like a plan. You'll be hitting 6k soon.

Joie 04-06-2007 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red
I cook. I've cooked almost my entire life. I went to Johnson County Community studying "Culinary-Arts." I was an aprentice at Bristol off the plaza in 91.

Cool. I notice you weren't among those begging for snickerdoodles.

I'm impressed. I don't know that I would do well in a culinary environment but I do love to cook.

crazycoffey 04-06-2007 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I need an alarm clock that won't wake up my wife. Any ideas?


Easy.........

http://mud.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4118631949


or Simple?

greg63 04-06-2007 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru
You heard him Phil.

Not lately. You?

luv 04-06-2007 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I need an alarm clock that won't wake up my wife. Any ideas?

Set the alarm on your cell, and set it on vibrate. Then put it.....


Oh, never mind.

Joie 04-06-2007 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I need an alarm clock that won't wake up my wife. Any ideas?

Is she a light sleeper? We just make sure the one waking up sleeps next to the clock so the other can ignore it.

luv 04-06-2007 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
Cool. I notice you weren't among those begging for snickerdoodles.

I'm impressed. I don't know that I would do well in a culinary environment but I do love to cook.

I LOVE to cook, and I like to think I'm good at it. Only I don't have anyone to brag about my food.

greg63 04-06-2007 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
Set the alarm on your cell, and set it on vibrate. Then put it.....


Oh, never mind.


He said without waking up his wife. LMAO

crazycoffey 04-06-2007 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
Set the alarm on your cell, and set it on vibrate. Then put it.....


Oh, never mind.



ROFL



nice:clap:

007 04-06-2007 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
Cool. I notice you weren't among those begging for snickerdoodles.

I'm impressed. I don't know that I would do well in a culinary environment but I do love to cook.

Well fine then. I don't want your shickerdoodles anymore. :p :)

Simplex3 04-06-2007 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
Set the alarm on your cell, and set it on vibrate. Then put it.....


Oh, never mind.

I'd have to tape in on because there's nothing else around that could hold it to my body when I'm in bed, if you know what I mean.

Simplex3 04-06-2007 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
Is she a light sleeper? We just make sure the one waking up sleeps next to the clock so the other can ignore it.

She and my son could use gaseous gnats as alarm clocks.

007 04-06-2007 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I'd have to tape in on because there's nothing else around that could hold it to my body when I'm in bed, if you know what I mean.

IN that case, think "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"

luv 04-06-2007 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I'd have to tape in on because there's nothing else around that could hold it to my body when I'm in bed, if you know what I mean.

No. Tell us. What do you mean? :p

TinyEvel 04-06-2007 09:59 PM

If you guys are talking about cookies that arouse. I cannot think of a cooky which looks more like the female bits than a fortune cookie.

Plus, there's a lesson inside.

and, yes, the correct spelling for the singular is cooky. Luv, back me up on that.

TinyEvel 04-06-2007 09:59 PM

Ladies, check out the bod (Av).

Joie 04-06-2007 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
I LOVE to cook, and I like to think I'm good at it. Only I don't have anyone to brag about my food.

I'm good, but Aces is actually better. I do get sensitive about it, because it's something I've worked hard to learn. I used to absolutely hate to cook. Now it's almost a form of relaxation.

luv 04-06-2007 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
If you guys are talking about cookies that arouse. I cannot think of a cooky which looks more like the female bits than a fortune cookie.

Plus, there's a lesson inside.

and, yes, the correct spelling for the singular is cooky. Luv, back me up on that.

Cookie

But I still love you anyway.

crazycoffey 04-06-2007 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I'd have to tape in on because there's nothing else around that could hold it to my body when I'm in bed, if you know what I mean.


the finished sentence I read had the phone going to a certain orifice

luv 04-06-2007 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Ladies, check out the bod (Av).

I would, but I try not to drool over married men. ;)

007 04-06-2007 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
the finished sentence I read had the phone going to a certain orifice

"Those aren't pillows!"

Simplex3 04-06-2007 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Ladies, check out the bod (Av).

It's headless.

Joie 04-06-2007 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
If you guys are talking about cookies that arouse. I cannot think of a cooky which looks more like the female bits than a fortune cookie.

Plus, there's a lesson inside.

and, yes, the correct spelling for the singular is cooky. Luv, back me up on that.

When we were in high school I made an anatomically correct female gingerbread cookie for the older brother of one of my friends.

greg63 04-06-2007 10:02 PM

Have I told anyone lately that I like pie?

luv 04-06-2007 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
the finished sentence I read had the phone going to a certain orifice

Would I insinuate something like that? o:-)

Joie 04-06-2007 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Ladies, check out the bod (Av).

I'm spoken for. But you can continue admiring yourself.

Simplex3 04-06-2007 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by greg63
Have I told anyone lately that I like pie?

Nothing good can come from this statement.

greg63 04-06-2007 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
I'm spoken for. But you can continue admiring yourself.

Ace, right?

luv 04-06-2007 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Nothing good can come from this statement.

Chocolate cream?

milkman 04-06-2007 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Ladies, check out the bod (Av).

You are a narcissist.

Get over youself.

Simplex3 04-06-2007 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
Would I insinuate something like that? o:-)

:crybaby:

No man, woman, animal, or PHONE is taking that route with me. If I ever did get a tattoo it would be two words, one on each cheek:

EXIT ONLY

greg63 04-06-2007 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Nothing good can come from this statement.

Eh, why do ya think I said it?

Joie 04-06-2007 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by greg63
Ace, right?

That's my man.

crazycoffey 04-06-2007 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru
"Those aren't pillows!"


steve martin and john candy ruled.


http://mud.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/3875237172

Simplex3 04-06-2007 10:06 PM

Ok, if I'm going to get up at 6:45 and meditate I have to go to sleep. Later losers.

Simplex3 04-06-2007 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
That's my man.

Until he f**ks up.

luv 04-06-2007 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Nothing good can come from this statement.

I personally like banana cream....

Joie 04-06-2007 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Ok, if I'm going to get up at 6:45 and meditate I have to go to sleep. Later losers.

Night pussy. Let us know if you kill Paco so we can provide an alibi.

greg63 04-06-2007 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
steve martin and john candy ruled.


http://mud.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/3875237172

I love that show. LMAO

greg63 04-06-2007 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Ok, if I'm going to get up at 6:45 and meditate I have to go to sleep. Later losers.


Later man!

Joie 04-06-2007 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Until he f**ks up.

You've changed. You used to think he'd kick me to the curb.

TinyEvel 04-06-2007 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
Cookie

But I still love you anyway.


No. NOOOOO!!!

I distinctly remember being in 6th grade, Mr. Woods' class. And on the 12th week spelling exam, there it was "cooky"and there was much discussion about it.

Everyone agreed how it was most ironic that none of us had ever seen it spelled that way. But, alas, it was so.

"If Obsession is a sin....let me be GUILTY...."

Then the office helper walked in with a summons. She had really big gazongas. And that was all she wrote. Cookie...Cooky, who cares?! Look at those CONES!

:drool:

(sorry)

Joie 04-06-2007 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
I personally like banana cream....

I despise bananas. I swear Aces buys them because he knows as soon as they start to smell I'll make banana bread because I can't stand it.

007 04-06-2007 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
I despise bananas. I swear Aces buys them because he knows as soon as they start to smell I'll make banana bread because I can't stand it.

Lemon creme or kiwi lime pie. Forget banana

TinyEvel 04-06-2007 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
I despise bananas. I swear Aces buys them because he knows as soon as they start to smell I'll make banana bread because I can't stand it.

WHo is this Aces person? And what kind of car does he drive?

(PS: reference back to bod comment...everything I say is with tongue firmly planted in cheek. But I am shallow. Sometimes.)

luv 04-06-2007 10:14 PM

That is so not what I ment when I said banana cream. I thought Guru would get that. :shake:

crazycoffey 04-06-2007 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Ok, if I'm going to get up at 6:45 and meditate I have to go to sleep. Later losers.


later chowder head

Joie 04-06-2007 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
WHo is this Aces person? And what kind of car does he drive?

(PS: reference back to bod comment...everything I say is with tongue firmly planted in cheek. But I am shallow. Sometimes.)

Acesn8s. My boyfriend and fellow Planeteer.

Joie 04-06-2007 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
That is so not what I ment when I said banana cream. I thought Guru would get that. :shake:

Ohhh....THAT kind of banana creme.

TinyEvel 04-06-2007 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
Acesn8s. My boyfriend and fellow Planeteer.

So, he's a blackjack playah?

milkman 04-06-2007 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
That is so not what I ment when I said banana cream. I thought Guru would get that. :shake:

Why?
Does he like banana cream also?

007 04-06-2007 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
That is so not what I ment when I said banana cream. I thought Guru would get that. :shake:

I was keeping it clean.

Is this better....

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/ban-hump.gif

Joie 04-06-2007 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
So, he's a blackjack playah?

Not so much. You'd have to ask him about it. He'll be here in a few hours.

luv 04-06-2007 10:17 PM

I don't think my sense of humor is appropriate for this thread anymore. The atmosphere has changed.

crazycoffey 04-06-2007 10:17 PM

I like cherry pie

Mr. Plow 04-06-2007 10:18 PM

Who got banana creamed?

milkman 04-06-2007 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
I don't think my sense of humor is appropriate for this thread anymore. The atmosphere has changed.

What?

How?

007 04-06-2007 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
Not so much. You'd have to ask him about it. He'll be here in a few hours.

Will he take 30 minutes to post a tiny pic again?

Joie 04-06-2007 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
I don't think my sense of humor is appropriate for this thread anymore. The atmosphere has changed.

It's just an odd night I think.

crazycoffey 04-06-2007 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
I don't think my sense of humor is appropriate for this thread anymore. The atmosphere has changed.




it used to be appreciated??????







JK, it's always good.

Joie 04-06-2007 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru
Will he take 30 minutes to post a tiny pic again?

Be nice.

TinyEvel 04-06-2007 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
Not so much. You'd have to ask him about it. He'll be here in a few hours.

Oh you mean, he likes to SPLIT (as in, the uprights?)

greg63 04-06-2007 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
I like cherry pie

:thumb:

007 04-06-2007 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
Be nice.

I am always nice.

TinyEvel 04-06-2007 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru
Will he take 30 minutes to post a tiny pic again?

Me?

crazycoffey 04-06-2007 10:21 PM

I'm outta here, keep on keeping on you all......

milkman 04-06-2007 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
I like cherry pie

At my age, you just can't find cherries anymore.

Joie 04-06-2007 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Oh you mean, he likes to SPLIT (as in, the uprights?)

It's a reference to the card hand Frank James (I think) was holding when he was shot.

TinyEvel 04-06-2007 10:21 PM

ON the subject of ppie... Marie Calendar's cherry cobbler hot, with a scoop of vanilla ice cream....THE BEST!!!!

007 04-06-2007 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Me?

No. Aces.

Joie 04-06-2007 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
I'm outta here, keep on keeping on you all......

Night Pussy.

greg63 04-06-2007 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru
I am always nice.


:LOL:

greg63 04-06-2007 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
I'm outta here, keep on keeping on you all......

Later dude!

TinyEvel 04-06-2007 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
It's a reference to the card hand Frank James (I think) was holding when he was shot.

Riiight. Dead man's hand.


My buddy Z cals it a sucker bet. As in "always split Aces and 8's" and he always loses his ass when he does that.

My buddy Chief, on the other hand, always gets up at least a grand EVERY TIME we go to Vegas. Sometimes he gives it all back, a few times he cashed in (he took the Hard Rock for 2 grand and 5 grand, once) but he is always up atl east one time.

Joie 04-06-2007 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Riiight. Dead man's hand.


My buddy Z cals it a sucker bet. As in "always split Aces and 8's" and he always loses his ass when he does that.

My buddy Chief, on the other hand, always gets up at least a grand EVERY TIME we go to Vegas. Sometimes he gives it all back, a few times he cashed in (he took the Hard Rock for 2 grand and 5 grand, once) but he is always up atl east one time.

I had honestly never heard of it til I met Acesn8s. But then I'm not a card player.

007 04-06-2007 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by greg63
:LOL:

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/brick.gif

luv 04-06-2007 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow
Who got banana creamed?

Not for a very long time...unfortunately.

greg63 04-06-2007 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru


LMAO


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