Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361052)

New pole!

What is the largest size towel your erect penis can support?


A - Paper
B - Washcloth
C - Hand Towel
D - Dish Towel
E - Bath Towel
F - Beach Towel

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361064)

How much money would CP be willing to donate to little dying babies to see video of me shitting on Hootie?

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11361056)

This "study" is damn near quackery:

The study participants were men aged 17 to 91 who had their penises measured in 20 previously published studies conducted in Europe, Asia, Africa, and the United States.

The team found no evidence for penis size differences linked to race, though most of the study participants were of European and Middle Eastern descent and a full comparison could thus not be made.


http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/2388...-average-size/


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So basically, this isn't a "new" study, nor is it comprehensive. If the scientists didn't actually create this study from the ground up, didn't measure in South America, Australia and didn't specify which countries in Asia, their conclusions are likely to be extremely skewed and inaccurate.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11361056)

This "study" is damn near quackery:

The study participants were men aged 17 to 91 who had their penises measured in 20 previously published studies conducted in Europe, Asia, Africa, and the United States.

The team found no evidence for penis size differences linked to race, though most of the study participants were of European and Middle Eastern descent and a full comparison could thus not be made.


http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/2388...-average-size/


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So basically, this isn't a "new" study, nor is it comprehensive. If the scientists didn't actually create this study from the ground up, didn't measure in South America, Australia and didn't specify which countries in Asia, their conclusions are likely to be extremely skewed and inaccurate.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361052)

New pole!

What is the largest size towel your erect penis can support?


A - Paper
B - Washcloth
C - Hand Towel
D - Dish Towel
E - Bath Towel
F - Beach Towel

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11361083)

This is being published in a old school scientific medical journal.

Official journal of the British Association of Urological Surgeons, the Urological Society of Australia and New Zealand, the Hong Kong Urological Association, the Caribbean Urological Association and the Irish Society of Urology, and affiliated journal of the Urological Society of India

Doesn't look like a bunch of quacks to me.:hmmm:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 11361084)

Africa could even everything out. That has to be considered as ramping up the results. Well unless they only traveled to pigmie lands.

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 11361090)

In fine print it states that only dwarfs were used in this study.

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360323)

things people have learned about BossChief without asking (he just likes to tell us!!!!):

He has several well informed media sources. If you need news, PM Boss. He went to high school with Jay Glazer.

He has a massive penis, even though he doesn't consider himself a "large" guy. He'll send you pictures if you ask. He doesn't lie. He can prove this because he has large hands.

He could have developed Ricky Stanzi into the next Tom Brady.

He, along with a few of the other smart CP football posters, could run an NFL team better than 80% of NFL GM's. No, they don't have any experience, but they are really good at finding really awesome mocks online and cherry picking all of the hard work those pro mock drafters do and then pretending it is his work. This then infuriates him on draft day when his favorite players aren't selected. Also, if one actually works out, he parades around and says, "see, I told you he was good."

Boss is a great guy. I'm so happy the Coalition closed down so ChiefsPlanet could inherit such a well informed, endowed, amazing fella.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361064)

How much money would CP be willing to donate to little dying babies to see video of me shitting on Hootie?

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360647)

So you ran a 4.4 40 in high school and a great 100 and parlayed it into no college scholarship. You were faster than Larry Johnson and Chad Johnson and Dez Bryant ... but you did nothing with it.

Yeah dude. Super believable. I'm sure all of that is true. I'm sure girls turned you down for sex because you were too large as well.

5'8", eh? I was close at 5'6" I guess. Wonder how I guessed that one?

Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 11361093)

So umm, how do we match up with hogs?


Asking for a friend

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 11360455)

Porn is penetration! I tend to agree. I don't want to just watch two girls swapping saliva on their south-mouths. That doesn't really do it for me. I need some jackhammer action.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361052)

New pole!

What is the largest size towel your erect penis can support?


A - Paper
B - Washcloth
C - Hand Towel
D - Dish Towel
E - Bath Towel
F - Beach Towel