Jesus are these two chicks married yet?

Go ahead and think what you want. The hairs were thin, but they weren't so thin that you couldn't see a little bit of shadow from a couple feet away.

Both of you hosers look like you brought a hairlip to a wolfman contest.

I'll not be satisfied until slayer posts his "Cliff Clavin magic-chia Beard" pic.

Slayer is reminding me of when Bud tried to grow a beard on Married with children.

He's got a beard like a Flathead.............I think any appropriate name should begin with "catfish"

"catfish diablo"


...and jbret should go by "bet welcher".

The only difference is that jbret looks like an amish catfish

What does that matter... he could have shaved last Thursday and still beat you ROFL

It was noticeable.... looked like sh*t, but noticeable.... the whiskers don't show up on the pic very well. There were like 5 of them on his chin.

Where are the pics?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...id=37143&stc=1

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...id=37145&stc=1

Ewww!! Sorry I asked. Those pics burned out my retinas. Those are two ugly dudes.

Yep. ROFL

amish catfish? ROFL ROFL ROFL

what, does it ride in a horse and buggy? ROFL ROFL ROFL

i like bet wecher...

simple yet descriptive... :harumph: :harumph: :harumph:

I don't know about WTI, but I'm having trouble with this whole plea bargain thing....

A month long beard is no sacrifice at all. Certainly not enough of a sacrifice to "earn" name changing rights. Name changing rights are a valuable commodity here at the Planet. Growing a beard for one month doesn't earn somebody name chaning rights for one day, much less an entire month. This contest must go longer than a month. It was a year long contest and you both pissed all over your shoes at the starting line.

How very disappointing. I'll await an official ruling from WTI, but I think you both lose your naming rights forever for this horrible display in judgment. WTF were you both thinking?

Sorry, the contest is over and I won, fair and square.

I expected this much from you....pathetic. You can't let us little guys win anything, can you?

you can't make new rules at every bet, midstream Gofish.

Pay your money or eternal Iowani-wrath.

Expected what? I'm an impartial bystander. WTI is the official judge. That's why I appointed him - to avoid reckless accusations of this sort.

Your wrath is laughable. I'm thinking of putting you on ignore, anyway. Your annoyance has grown intolerable.

plea bargains suck...

You want to challenge anybody to a white beard growing contest?

Sorry, I guess I'll recklessly accuse him when he comes along and rains on my parade.

Something that struck me weird was slayer's thing about how he said he was forced into the bet.

good heavens, man...

until recently, that's just the way that we felt about you...

Oh - then I half ass accept your half ass apology.

Slayer would have as much of a chance to win that as he would the GoChiefs competition.

my wife wants me to cut it back, but i told her it's not spring yet...

Hey, you're the one who created the bet and forced Slayer into it....

The Fudge is coming out the edges of your handmedown bvds.

How does it feel, knowing that III laid more Pipe in a woman in 2 minutes than you will your entire life, without spending $1000.

Coward.

Shut up, seriously.

oh hell no...

i know you aren't comparing go bo to *eek* go chiefs in any way shape or form, etc.

but since it involves slayer, i'll forgive you this time... :p :p :p

He's not...his post is a statement about Slayer, not moi.

You're evidence that I can't force anybody to do anything they don't want to do over the internet.

One lousy month is pathetic. It's like finishing 2 miles of a marathon and expecting a round of applause and a "Winner" t-shirt at the end. Screw that.

no, it would take a lot more than $1,000 to get me, er... i mean to get any ho to do star geek boy...

That's too bad. We weren't in this to earn anything. It was a competition, nothing else, nothing more.

We abided by the rules and it is now over.

Kiss my ass, Seriously.

I think its time for you to switch to a more absorbant Pad. maybe Kotex will make your own special box with "x-wing allNighter"

Goodbye.

I'm just surprised Slayer was so sure he was going to win. WTF were you thinking, man?

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

:cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

I think he was counting on user error in some fashion.

That and Phobia said he'd change his name to Jessica Simpson.

:shrug:

no, not quite...

iirc, the bet was for a year...

anything less would void the whole bet, so no naming rights would accrue...

that's what wti should rule, impo... :harumph:

I kind of agree. Allowing them to plea bargain out of it robs the rest of the Planet of the enjoyment of knowing that one of them at least is running around looking like a Wookie.

i couldn't have said it better myself... :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

Yeah, this contest had potential to be an alltime ChiefsPlanet classic - instead, it's an all-time disappointment. WTF?

The Posedown in the preliminary round between Slayer and Gochiefs has been unexpeptional. They're really going to have to bring the heat to have a chance at advancing to the semis, but with this many men in speedos, gochiefs is almost guaranteed to at least get a semi

Thats what I remembered too. The bet should be null and void.

Man those were some pathetic whiskers on those boys.

Nope, sorry. The rules clearly said that it was possible for the competition to end before one year.

And Slayer forfeited. There was no rule against that, nor was there a rule against offering him a plea bargain.

Boo hoo. We got the better of you ****ers for once. Deal with it.

link?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...3&postcount=42

There are two concessions made for the contest meeting an untimely end.

Hmm, you really think so? Then I guess goatcheese loses because if you read back in this thread, he stated that he shaved his whereas I said I was waiting until the morning--and I did wait until morning.

You forfeited before that, though. That officially ended the competition.

According to Phobia's third-person-perspective, that didn't count because you did the plea bargin thing...but I guess WTI has the final say in that.

What? You were the first one to say that Phobia didn't force me to do anything...pick one side or the other, Senator Kerry.

ROFL - yeah - this event is just starting to get interesting.

We're gonna need a note from your family doctor certifying that you haven't shaved, Slayer.

gochiefs, you better get to growing again. You need to catch Slayer by the February picture submission.

Gochiefs, you are such a silly lit...er Poosay

Sorry bud, the contest is over.

Whether you like it or not.

thanks for the link...

i don't read it quite the way that you do...

rule 4 says: you both shaved, you both forfeit...

both of you...

just wanted to be sure you weren't missing this, goat head...

The contest was over before EITHER of us shaved.

1. This is a facial hair growing contest between gochiefs and Slayer Diablo.
2. It runs through Dec 31st, 2005.
3. Longest facial hair on Dec 31st, 2005 wins.
4. This means you cannot shave for an entire year. At all. If you shave, you forfeit. Period.
5. Winner take all. Winner retains personal naming rights for all time. Winner owns loser's naming rights through Dec 31st, 2006 or for one year from the date of the forfeit or disqualification. Winner collects the pot - whatever donations people throw into the challenge pot.
6. Both participants are required to post an update photo once a month. It must be posted by the last day of the month or you forfeit.
7. WilliamTheIrish is designated as impartial judge. His decisions are final


Please highlight the concession rules.

you can't change the rules to suit yourself...

the rules do not allow for any supposed plea bargain...

if you both shaved, the entire bet was off and no naming rights accrue...

the bet was off, nobody wins anything...

Thats the way I read it too. Both wuss boys lose. No naming rights. I say Go Chiefs should now be called Go Wuss!

no there's nothing in here about any plea bargains or side deals between the contestants...

in fact, since you shaved before slayer, slayer should be the winner... :p :p :p

The rules don't say anything about not allowing plea bargains, nor do they say you can't forfeit.

We didn't go against any rules AT ALL.

SLAYER FORFEITED, DUMBSHIT!

i like go wuss, but maybe in honor of gochief's star war fascination, we should make it go wussie... ROFL ROFL ROFL

Rule 4 Says your both Looosers!

Learn to read dumbass. You Can't shave Period.

The contest rules were null and void the minute Slayer said he forfeited.

THEY DO NOT APPLY.

all this potential....wasted.

by shaving or by failing to post his picture?

i don't see any other forfeit rules...

there's only photos and shaving...

and you shaved first...

slayer wins... :toast:

You are a complete idiot.

He forfeited. He gave the victory to me.

The contest was OVER the minute he said he was giving up.

END OF STORY.

Stop trying to weasel out of it, ****ers.

read rule 4, you hairy palmed Mongoloid.

the rules do apply...

you're trying to add new rules or change the rules to suit yourself, just like you did on the 37 forever bet...

the rules were clearly stated, you said so yourself...

doesn't matter what you say, you lost the bet by shaving first...

you don't get squat, and your precious user name is not safe, impo...

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I'm not sure either of those would qualify as a beard. However, gochiefs does sorta resemble a 17 year old amish boy that has been married for a couple months. 'Course, we know it's gochiefs so the actual marrying of a girl is out of the question.

What a fuggin welch!

no, young jedi...

it is you, repeating your earlier transgressions...

it is you who are the weasel, young jedi...

well, that's good. I just liked the idea of jBret and slayer looking disgusting for a full year.

Not that they don't already :shrug: