The Bills take the AFC title of “Most Disappointing 2023 team”

Is that what you meant to say? Because I’m in 100 percent agreement.

Their defense isn’t going to get to feast on shitty QB and offensive play this year.

When they go 10-7, make the wildcard round, and lose on the road to the 3 seed, don’t forget you heard it here first.

Yeah, but rfaulk >>>> diqlix

I think Bills fans are worse because the Bengals have actually beaten the Chiefs when it matters. Hell, I don't remember Bengals fans even existing before they won the AFFCG... they won and they were pretty damn gloaty about it. But.. they earned it first.

Even if that stings more due to the AFFCG loss, Bills fans have acted like they've owned the Chiefs since prior to the first playoff match up and have been obnoxious as hell about it... FFS, this clown is STILL talking like the Bills have been successful at Arrowhead and "they love Arrowhead".

It's hard to imagine he's actually a Bills fan at this point, it's so silly.

Not sure I've ever seen such an entitled fanbase throw around so much trash talk while their team accomplishes so little (insert trophy stand meme).

You might be the only Bills fan I have seen that feels like your O-Line is "bolstered".

Don’t stand a chance against preseason champ Chargers.

Another year, another proclamation. We should make a sticky post of these comments, would be fun to go back and laugh at again.

I’ve heard numerous bad reports about their O-line. Josh Allen will be injured by week 3.

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AFC = Atrial Fibrillation Cardioversion

Sure

Let me see if I have this straight...

By drafting a few rookies with potential, signing a few mediocre FAs, and getting a quality vet back (while also losing one of their best defensive players), the Bills have vaulted ahead of a team that lost no one of significance, added rookies with potential, and signed several quality FAs.

Did I get that right?

Best part of this is the suggestion that the Bills' "hearts weren't in it" almost two weeks after Hamlin was released from the hospital. LMAO LMAO

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"Guys, I just don't think I can do it.....Damar DIED on the field, man!!"

"But he's alive and well now. He just texted me a joke."

"Yeah, but......I just don't think I can do it!!!"

I think you mean “Bills take IT FROM the AFC this year”. Fix your post.

Perhaps they were expecting the NFL to help them "Win one for the Gipper".

Bottle of Doctor Bird Rum to the victor??

The Bills will try to end the season again when they are losing a big game.

Bills are more likely to miss the playoffs than win it all. Not even close.

Bills had plenty of chances to get something done, and look what happened. Not a thing.

Bills aren't even winning that division and your head coach will be ousted after the season.

That's where my money is.

Yeah, imagine if a Titans fan showed up here or on a Bengals forum talking about taking the AFC this season and how successful they've been against SB contenders (I mean, we have Jeff Fisher, but he's obviously satire).

That's really what we're talking about here.

The Bills can have the better roster, QB, paper championships, September and October trophies... but it's easy to see here who the real contenders have been in the AFC.

Here are the (at most) most recent 3 year playoff stretches...
The big differences with the comparison is the Bengals have accomplished more in just 2 playoff seasons than the Bills have in 3, and even if it was the past 4 seasons for the Titans and Bills (not skipping the Titans' non-playoff year), you're just adding in that awful, awful playoff loss for the Bills 4 years ago, which then puts them at 4-4.

7-2, 1 SB win, 2 SB appearances, 2 AFCCG wins, 3 AFCCG appearances, 3-1 against the other 3.

5-2, 1 SB appearance, 1 AFCCG win, 2 AFCCG appearances, 3-1 against the other 3

4-3, 1 AFCCG appearance, 0-3 against the other 3

2-3, 1 AFCCG appearance, 0-2 against the other 3


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Your team is old and void of enough talent DiqLick.

Bad drafting and back coaching has caught up to you. If you were smart you'd fire McDermott after this season and hire Mike Kafka who is doing a great job in NY.

I proclaim thou art the mightiest reerun in the land!

Lol, this thread is going to age horribly.

That's quite the accomplishment.

It's the most competitive pool known to the history of mankind.

Trading Allen now when they can absolutely rape a team & set themselves up for years. Allen's blueprint will only get itched deeper. Between the ears? is not the right stuff. That move is only for like 2% of the NFL ownership gamblers. That's not Buffalo

LMAO

Sure, aside from a few minor differences. Namely, having a good QB, good coach, and a talented roster.

This prediction's going to age wonderfully!

Are they playing the AFCCG in the regular season this year?

Buffalo finishes 3rd in the AFC East, misses the playoffs, and McDermott is fired.

McDerpitt has to be on borrowed time. With all of the hype given to the Bills by the media, deserved or not, this is now a franchise with Superbowl aspirations, no matter how far detached from reality that is.

Allen is like a more athletic Jeff George. Cannon arm, empty head.

Diggs is a pouting little bitch now that things have repeatedly failed.

Their defense is not what it was during their best shot at a run, which was 13 seconds, but even then, I think Lou Anarumo is able to shut down the Bills offense and the Bengals go to the superbowl vs the Rams anyway.

Josh Allen simply is not poised and calculating enough with the game on the line. Boat racing bad teams, the guy looks like a billion dollars.

In the last game he played that mattered, this qb that is supposedly on Mahomes level threw for just 264 yards and a pick, his one touchdown coming on a 1 yard run on the way to mustering just 10 points in the playoffs.

Bills ain't taking anything from anyone this season.

Pretty sure the league bending over backwards to accommodate the Bills post Hamlin situation led to a large part of the acrimony

He also engages far better. Daquix or whatever name he goes by is just strange. Rfaulk will actually have a legit conversation if you're chatting outside of football, and he's capable of both dishing and taking abuse. As far as rival fans go, he's pretty far up there.

Yeah, I'd even let rfaulk watch while I plow his wife. I send diqlix on a purple gatorade run while I bore his out.

Don't be scared. Tell them how i plow you while you're plowing my wife.

While Joey plows you?

Sometimes you gotta take one for the team.

I get it. The Bengals need some success.

But what’s Joey’s excuse?

Rfaulk is a good guy. I don’t understand why his rep is red but DiqLix is green. Rfaulk can keep up with us here at CP. Respect for him, even if he’s trolling sometimes.

Simple. I'm a snack.

When you dig yourself a really, really deep hole, it takes a while to climb out, homie. LMAO

I don't think the Bils or any team is ready for what KC is about to dish out.

I can think of one.

But…. Your LT….

BUF is going to have a hard time winning their division if Diggs doesn't play. Never mind the AFC.

I was just thinking earlier today how annoying it is that the Bengals get a QB like Burrow and they just throw guys in there like 'this should do' while teams like KC, Philly, Balt and LAC try and build actual walls right away in front of their franchise QBs.

We'll see how the annual tweak goes this year...

You guys ever draft any OL brah?

Bills take the Ass ****ing Concussion this season

-damn, that's rough

Yeah, but they've been really bad at it. Really bad.

Could have re-signed Andrew Whitworth but they thought he was getting too old, so they drafted big time busts Cedic Ogbuehi and Jake Fisher in 2015 and let Whit go to LAR, play 5 more years, win a ship and stamp his ticket to Canton.

Drafted:
Billy Price in '18
Jonah Williams in '19
Jackson Carman in '21
Cordell Volson in '22

Picked up guys like Bobby Hart, Quinton Spain, Eric Winston and Cordy Glenn through FA and trades. All shit other than average play by Williams and Spain.

Last year they signed Alex Cappa and Ted Karras and they've been solid, as well as La'el Collins who's average on a good day. This year, they picked up OBj and moved Williams to RT.

This will be the "best" line (if they stay healthy) that Burrow has had and if they can just be average, i'll be happy.

Nah, us or Cincy.

13 seconds



Wide right.

Bill's fans.....

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That's a name I have not heard in an age.

feel like the bills are due for a frustrating 10-11 win season next year

Interesting analysis.

Tell me more about your feelings.

Eric Winston? Wow, Ol' Habsburg Lips, eh? That takes me back.

11-6 sounds about right to me.

Losses:

@Jets
@Bengals
@Eagles
@Chiefs
@Chargers
@Dolphins

Miami, Jacksonville, Dallas, and New York at home are tough matchups, too.

This Bills season is going to make Caleb Farley’s house look like Fort Knox

Yep. I thought that would catch some eyes.

Speaking of catching eyes it's gonna sound like we're making macaroni when I get my hands on u pillowbiter

Dithguthting

Deciding not to finish the Bengals game. Has phycologicaly, their anus and genitals changing positions.

Boy, you couldn't crack one of these bones if i layed down and let you run over me. I'll put a wrist lock on you and have you on the ground so fast, you'll need slowmo instant replay to realize what happened.

You ****ing moron. THIS was your offseason:

Fire elite DC. ✅
Piss off elite WR. ✅
Fix the O-line. ❌
Replace MLB. ❌
Find a CB2. ❌
Add weapons for Allen. ✅
Lose kick returner to Jetski assault. ✅
Lose top backup at OT. ✅

Congrats. You got a rookie TE. The Lamar Hunt Trophy will be yours any day now!

Dipshit. If you go break a table with your giant ass RIGHT NOW you might make this season memorable, because you'll **** that up too and end up in the hospital for months, watching the Bills lose the AFC East to the Jets on a tiny TV.

The only thing the Bills will be "taking" this season, is Chief DICK. RIGHT UP THE ASS.

Hey OP, what's the difference between Jelly and Jam?

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The Chiefs can't jelly a cock up the Bills ass!!!!!

“Thickening”

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13 seconds was the peak LMAO

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The only thing Buffalo wins besides 10 games this year is "most dildos on the field".

I mean, that's 2 trophies. One for the dildos playing for Buffalo...and the other for the ones your dads smuggle into the stadium in their prison pocket.

When you think about it, it's pretty insulting to even compare Allen to Mahomes at this point.

1) Allen was flat garbage until Diggs. Mahomes has been great since day 1.
2) Allen is a fumble/pick machine. Mahomes is one of the least mistake-prone (good) QBs in history.
3) Mahomes is a 2 time champ/2 time MVP/2 time SB MVP. Allen's most notable achievement to date is coming within 13 seconds of beating Mahomes in the divisional round.

A team left feeling like a bunch of shitty pussies. Is no easy fix, when confidence is half the battle

This sums things up very well. :thumb:

Thickening discuthing

Ouch. That hurts.

Did I dream that the Bills have won 2 of their last 3 at Arrowhead?

Sure you can wash those wins away by saying they didn’t happen in the playoffs… but they still happened at Arrowhead!

It’s funny to me how ONE game changes everyone’s perception.

The Bills held the #1 Seed in the AFC, with a 13-3 record, and the best odds to win the Super Bowl, prior to Hamlin going down last year.

They lose ONE GAME, and now all of a sudden they’re shit?

Interesting take.

Let’s see how it plays out…

Mahomes is definitely better.

No argument there.

Id pick Mahomes #1 in league redraft and Allen #2.

But comparing from the beginning isn’t going to work, because Allen admittedly sucked his rookie year.

But what about lately?

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Lately he led the league in turnovers and got his ass caved in at home in a home playoff game.

Lately, he's ****ing Vinny Testaverde with wheels.

Stay in your ****ing lane. You should be thrilled drafting Josh Allen has brought you a new stadium, because that old one was starting to smell like rancid buffalo wings. Anything else is gravy.

What's with the weird game number? There's no reason to cut that at 40 games, unless you're trying to game the stats and find the best comparison for the guy you're trying to spotlight.

Let's look at it since Allen got Diggs (2020, right?)

Allen:
49 games 65.2% completions, 7.4 Y/A, 11.4 Y/C, 15,180 combined yards, 129 TDs, 85 sacks for 485 yards (Net 14,695 yards), 61 turnovers

Mahomes:
49 games, 66.6% completions, 7.8 Y/A, 11.8 Y/C, 15,310 combined yards, 124 TDs, 76 sacks for 481 yards (Net 14, 829 yards), 42 turnovers

So literally the only edge Allen has in that comparison is in total TDs, by 5 (he has more rushing yards but fewer passing yards and fewer combined yards). And the Bills are using him as a runner, especially in the red zone... which is one reason his fumble count is higher. And isn't good for the longevity of a QB.

You guys really need Rousseau to take a big step this year bc Von is coming off another major knee injury at 34. And I have no idea why the **** you guys paid Ed Oliver. Makes zero sense.

AFC East isn't a cake walk anymore. The Jets finally have a top end QB with weapons to go with that top 5 defense and the Dolphins getting Vic Fangio might be the biggest off-season addition in the league.