It would appear that it's most arousing when it's displayed against a backdrop of expensive cars and large homes.

Just checking. I believe you.

You're hilarious. ROFL

Don't check.

It's odd... that means the average penis doesn't grow very much when hard

I'm a grower....

Smaller than avg flaccid.......larger than avg hard...

Nope. I've never had a problem getting laid. I don't do desperation. Also, he's a ginger and that's just gross.

I've been informed from women during my life that the proper term for that is "grower not shower."

Never measured flaccid bcuz who cares.

Hey WTF?
http://www.forumspile.com/Die-ElmoSuicide.jpg

I think they were hinting you should bathe more.

LMAO

That is incorrect. I have impeccable hygiene.

A big dick and a big brain? Your name Brad? Just say one more crack on Gingers, say it again, I double dare you.

Well, that wasn't what I had in mind.

So, 40 larger vs 2 smaller? CP 40 time/bench press mode in full effect.

I would have guessed that the average was 6 inches. But thats top 5% size. Maybe they measured the Chinese and it threw off the average of our big American penis's? Is that racist?:rolleyes:

I thought along similar lines, but they said most of the people were Caucasians and that race didn't really seem to show much difference. Or maybe most of the tests were done on Denver fans.

You wanna get together sometime?

Ewww

LMAO @ this thread, what kind of results were you expecting? If you had option 1 as John Holmes then 90% of CP would be just that.

I can tell you first hand having a "big one" isn't all it's cracked up to be, it can create problems in the sack.

FYP

I will say no more, I shall recuse myself and leave this here..

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Stop it, you two. It was a joke about my small penis.

And for a second there I thought that industry was a good representation.

I'm going to need more details. What is the ambient temperature at the time of measurement? Am I thinking of anything in particular?

Donger at attention, with yard stick ready.

I'm a stout 3.26 inches fully aroused - and that's just my nipples........

Personally, I'd like to see you place that yardstick on the floor between 2 chairs that you are planking naked across.

LMAO

Gingers have no souls.

5.16 inches is laughable. I'm like 9".

You are supposed to measure from your asshole to the tip of your penis, right?

lol 6.3 seems low for top 5%

I got that shit on lock

There's more to the turtle than the bit sticking out of the shell.

You didn't answer my questions.

And, I don't understand the above. * Nevermind, I think I get it. Am I face down or face up? *

I can honestly say I've never measured my pecker.

I guess that makes me weird.

I don't believe some of you.

I think you are eyeballing it.

You must use a ruler or that smart measure app.

Or a standard #2 pencil (7.5in) is a good reference.

Your choice to be a sub.

Used to be just past eight inches angry. Now, it's about 7.8" Mileage is a bitch.

I can be a sub? In that case, I choose a boomer. Fast attack never appealed to me.

Lose 15lbs.

Sure and a manscape. "You got bigger!"

LMAO

Donger, it got really quiet in here.

What are the odds they all had #2 pencils laying near their computers?

I only use a pencil to compare girth.

I think the bigger question is what are the odds they all have pencil dicks.

hahahhahaa

Abbott and Costello, everyone.

I think it's time you and Donger get a chat room and cyber ****.

So usually I ignore these because it just causes more attention and then you get to walk around with a big ol 4 in stiffy because i devoted a good 3 minutes of my life to you.

This joke is so old and tired. You don't get me at all. You don't understand my sense of humor. You don't get why Im comfortable with the people im comfortable with. You don't get history, you don't get time, you don't get out of bed most mornings without jumping over a wet spot.

But holy ****. Don't worry about who I ****. Who I ever ****ed. Or who I'm going to **** later.

LMAO - thank you

I don't really care what you just wrote, but please tell me that there was a little cyber spittle involved.

You're welcome. Would you like to point anything else out to you?

Which shoe goes on which foot?

I'm a mother of 3. Dispassionate lectures are a forte.

No, I got that one covered. So, who are you ****ing these days?:evil:

I like funny. We all know that. I like sardonic. I like smart.

I ****ing hate stupid.

Would rather you be a crackhead than be intellectually bankrupt.

Blanket forte, pillow forte or snow forte?

Weird. The boss is a mother of two, and there's passionate literal spittle everywhere.

How do your manstration pads fit over yours?

Kia Forte

<3

Not enough weed or ChiefsPlanet in her life.
You let me know if you'd like me to change that.

Do it for the kids.

No thanks. I'm not sure she'd enjoy meeting you.

I can't see the OP admire BRC's commitment to examine so many manparts out of pure dedication to science.

Here's mine

I think 55 planeteers are using SI units.

Would the whole thing.

ROFL these poll numbers. How insecure can you be to lie on a ****ing private poll? ROFL

Long John Silvers? That actually sounds pretty good.

There's no way that's the real average unless they did this study mostly in china.

I'm by no means a large man (at least I've never thought so) but I'm a good inch larger than the average of this study...not buying it.

Anything for science.

FWiW

BUT:



and


http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/FAQ.html#penis

We can all leave now. The smallest dick has arrived.

Women seem to like me
I love all the jokes that they tell
Like my last boyfriend really hurt me in bed
But you seem to fit so well...

/J Mellencamp

Please no pics.:shake:

4 inches... from the ground.

don't worry, be happy... *music*

of course you are, BossGlazer

I think it's hysterical there are people, on a 99% dude message board, ChiefsPlanet.com that are coming here and saying, "I'm by no means a large man, but women have turned me down for having too big of a penis before!"

It's a really good source of entertainment for me.

Remember when you called me a liar about how big my hands are? I posted the pic of my hand on a ruler and you moved on to complimenting me on how nice my hands are (it was extremely weird) ....I guess I could prove it if you want...but it would be even weirder than you complimenting my hands.

I don't lie. I'm not saying I'm Don Juan by any means...but I am a good inch over the average from this study of what I presume is mostly Asian guys.

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I'm highly skeptical. Did they do this study in China?

sure man

send me and clay a pic

we definitely want to see