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threebag 07-14-2022 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRichard (Post 16367809)
I know there are mountain goats but I didn't know if your typical farm goat would thrive on the side of a hill like that.

Yeah they are climbing mother****ers. They will climb any and everything

scho63 07-14-2022 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRichard (Post 16367809)
I know there are mountain goats but I didn't know if your typical farm goat would thrive on the side of a hill like that.

How do you think they avoid the Taliban? :LOL:

digger 07-14-2022 11:28 AM

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ThyKingdomCome15 07-14-2022 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 16367736)
They will eat your orchard



We had one male… ****ing Mason, he was gross as ****. He would constantly be licking his dick then smacking his lips as he licked the cum off them. Everyone stayed away from him

Lol, wow. That's even grosser than ole' Toby, who was also disgusting.

Mephistopheles Janx 07-14-2022 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by digger (Post 16367983)

But.... I have goats, not sheep.

Hog's Gone Fishin 07-14-2022 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 16367736)
They will eat your orchard



We had one male… ****ing Mason, he was gross as ****. He would constantly be licking his dick then smacking his lips as he licked the cum off them. Everyone stayed away from him

Titty Meat's googling "Where to buy a goat" as we speak

threebag 07-14-2022 08:28 PM

We gave Mason back to the farm we bought him from, I’m guessing he became tacos.

Mephistopheles Janx 01-13-2023 03:39 PM

Update on the farm...

I'm bringing in some more girls for my buck Wayne. Wayne is 10 months old now and ready to spread his seed. My 3 yearlings are 9/10 months old and are about ready to be mommas for the first time.

With my boy Wayne being so young we are gonna start him off easy with a harem no greater than 10.

Two videos of my current crew (Wayne, Darry, Gaylor, Rosie, and Bonnie McMurray) along with some new to them toys to climb around on.

<blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="a/fYzUU34" ><a href="//imgur.com/a/fYzUU34">The gang gets new toys!</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Now... the 5 new girls coming to the farm. Their names will change to fit my naming structure on the farm.

Tulip:
https://i.imgur.com/Z9Miyag.jpeg

Poppy (polled):
https://i.imgur.com/vJ8dR6g.png

Petunia (polled):
https://i.imgur.com/EQIUGs3.png

Maggie:
https://i.imgur.com/Bm2Gej5.png

Fern:
https://i.imgur.com/gFaX49f.jpeg

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I'm gonna be setting up night and day outdoor cameras to capture their nonsense. Especially come time for them to kid so I can keep an eye on them from afar and see how everything is going post birth.

Perhaps I could even get some sort of patreon going where people watch the feed and can chip in to buy them food or the like. Who knows!?!

Rainbarrel 01-13-2023 05:05 PM

The wife will learn the right time to faint & the boys will always have condoms

scho63 01-13-2023 07:34 PM

So basically you're making "Goat Porn'.

Mephistopheles Janx 01-13-2023 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16732190)
So basically you're making "Goat Porn'.

In the same way that the streams in a zoo is making wildlife porn... I guess.

Wayne is forever trying to mount the girls I have now. A yearling buck should only have 10 ladies to breed with. I can up that to 25 by this time next year.

Holladay 01-13-2023 11:41 PM

How smart are they? I just a coupla articles that they are about as smart as dogs and just as affectionate.

Katie 01-14-2023 12:40 AM

My daughter has goats and could be a good resource for you. Check out parallel45farm.com

Bearcat 01-14-2023 08:06 AM

Maggie's seen some shit.

Rasputin 01-14-2023 08:47 AM

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