Read this as cocaine 3 times. Now I’m triggered driving through south St Pete looking for a guy I used to know named Big Stank. Thank a ****ing lot!!

Classic line from Flashdance (the closest thing I’d seen to porn at that point, **** you spoiled ass millennials) this place is so small, you have to go outside to CHANGE your mind”.

Then I use the rest to buy some smokes and a sixer.

Years ago I lived on a farm in North Carolina. I had a shed in the back yard and I went behind it and buried a 5 gallon bucket and concreted it in. I installed a 2 " pipe that lead from a hole in the back of the shed to the bucket. Every time I had change I'd just go there and toss it down the pipe. I'd roll up a $20 bill from time to time and toss it down the tube. When time came for me to move to Oklahoma I dug that sucker up and had about $1200 in there.

Walmart self checkout. I assume all self checkouts take coins

It's legit been about a decade since I last used paper/coin money.

I keep them in 5 gallon water bottles. Once I fill one I just start another one. Been doing this for a long as time too

Or maybe get my friends together and play some nickel/dime/quarter poker...

I buy water with some of it, $1.75 for 5 gallons at those fill-up stations.

I even try to keep my pre-1964 coins in a separate one.

Yeah, don't see much of the silver anymore. They have a different feel...

I'd pee on the coin collection for 54 days and then take it to the bank and deposit it.

I have Royals souvenir cups that are full of coins that I've never taken to the bank. I just unload my pockets and dump the coins into one of the cups.

Wrong, cash is KING. I don't carry much, but I hate to pull out plastic for something that costs less than $5.01. If I go to my watering hole for a beer and it's $3.25, I leave the $1.75 as a tip. For what I have left from the end of the day, I put in a jar and have the grandkids roll it up in coin wrappers and take them to the bank. I'm a good grandpa.

You ever pay to watch your wife get railed by a dude named Jamaal?

I put it all in a jug, and then every once in a while I'll roll it by hand and cash it in at the bank to help fund a trip. I'm way too cheap to use one of those expensive coin roller machines, and it makes me feel wealthy to roll it myself and roll in the coins like Scrooge McDuck.