I know someone who had a real Baby Superpower. He would take 15 pills in the morning by mouth at one time WITHOUT A DRINK!!

Common Sense

Every time I bust a nut it is the most amazing feeling and sensation, every single time, like the first time x 100 x she still sucking. I could be beating it dry.

Is this your super power you want or did you just pick a random thread to tell us this?

Mind Control. Could make women take their tops off, and make guys kick each other’s asses at will. Then I’m gonna link up with someone who has time travel and we’re gonna go back in time to last years AFCCG, and I’ll use my mind control to make sure Dee Ford doesn’t line up offsides.

I pick the superpower to just know what's in a drawer or cupboard without even opening it.

Against the rules. You picked real Superpowers. Think smaller.

That's a good one

These are not mutually exclusive

Never understood this. The spousal unit rolls her eyes because I don't drink with pills....granted not freaking 15 at a time

Reading through the thread, babies apparently have a lot of skills I never knew about.

Every time I travel in a vehicle I endure little to no-traffic.

The ability to fall down, and not worry about needing Tylenol or bruising.

Granted!


Of course you may lose this baby super power when the epidemic ends.

Here's another good one. No matter how dark it is in a room, you can always find the light switch first time you reach your hand out.