I only have an extension ladder for getting on my roof. The ceiling is vaulted and he's smack dab in the middle of it. :#

might want to move and put your place on the market

dont mention the spider in your sellers disclosure

He's under quarantine too, man.

It's like Arachnophobia in my home sometimes. I hadn't seen one all winter but I've killed two this spring. I don't need to get bit again.

Really ? Are you that much of girly man ? You a millennial?;)

Hate to tell ya this but where there is one, there are most likely hundreds of them. You might need to call in the professionals.

https://i.postimg.cc/ryf9nr8F/F-Spiders.png

Dampen a dish towel then wad it into a ball and throw it and hit it with that. Then when if falls to the floor stomp on it.

Dude **** these things. Regular spiders dont bother me, but I hate brown recluses. I also had a friend almost die from spider bites from them.

Plus I'm bored and looking for a cheap laugh :p

It is the off season during a pandemic-isn't it

Don’t let the recluse sneeze on you.

Fine

I'll just start drinking

Hit it with a broom ��

are you using a properly applied safe in home insecticide,

Fill your house to the roof with antifreeze that should get them all. :Poke: