Dogs cant transfer the virus to humans. We could exploit them more for gambling.

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I wouldn't have even known they cancelled Pro BB.

If there was ever a year to do it, this was probably not a bad year to cancel the March madness tournament. I don’t think many people were following this season too closely anyways. Seemed like there weren’t any teams actually worth a shit this year anyways. They better not cancel the NBA playoffs, though, those are going to be great this year.

Bring back the continuous loop of worlds strongest man competitions on espn.

and the lumberjack games

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Saw Sklar Brothers trending on Twitter, fans lobbying for ESPN to air a Cheap Seats marathon.

oh hell yes

"Well what is it that you like to do?"

"Play chess, screw."

"Let's play chess."

Yep. I said to the wife “we should Netflix and chill”. She said “we can totally watch Netflix”

im going to try and have some sex

People could always....I don't know.....Go outside?

clean your garage? Build something? Mushroom hunting? Go shoot invasive species in your area? Pigs/iguanas/boa/nutria?

Play some extra ball with your kids?

I predict a spike in the US birth rate in Dec 2020 thru Feb 2021.