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CHENZ A! 06-13-2011 07:27 PM

So I've been talking to/hanging out/ banging my yoga instructor the last couple weeks, and she was over this weekend on Sat night/Sunday day.

She asked if she could use my computer, and I have no problem with that at all. I have nothing to hide. I watch a lot of porn when I have the time, and I'm not bashful about it at all.

But it just so happened that the last thing I was doing was surfing CP like a couple days prior, and have been so busy I literally haven't touched the PC until tonight.

So she turns on the monitor, and the first thing she sees is this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7690440)
Man I woke up around 4 hours ago and have jerked it 3 times already today.

LMAO so after the CP explanation, and having to explain that I've actually met some of you in real life and think there a lot of real nice people. I hope she doesn't start to post on here. This place is mine damnit.

She is one of those broads that's constantly on FB too, so it would suck. But I can tell that she's only interested in sports because I am so I doubt she would cruise a Chiefs website on her own time.

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 7696247)
I was truly interested, no offense taken. No need to be skerd of the Latin ladies down here while they can be batshit crazy and stab you in your sleep everynow and then but GD they are insane hot and know how to please a man.

I bet. Good weather attracts nice females.

Buck 06-13-2011 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 7696249)
So I've been talking to/hanging out/ banging my yoga instructor the last couple weeks, and she was over this weekend on Sat night/Sunday day.

She asked if she could use my computer, and I have no problem with that at all. I have nothing to hide. I watch a lot of porn when I have the time, and I'm not bashful about it at all.

But it just so happened that the last thing I was doing was surfing CP like a couple days prior, and have been so busy I literally haven't touched the PC until tonight.

So she turns on the monitor, and the first thing she sees is this:

LMAO so after the CP explanation, and having to explain that I've actually met some of you in real life and think there a lot of real nice people. I hope she doesn't start to post on here. This place is mine damnit.

She is one of those broads that's constantly on FB too, so it would suck. But I can tell that she's only interested in sports because I am so I doubt she would cruise a Chiefs website on her own time.

ROFL

Buck 06-13-2011 07:30 PM

If my girl ever found out who I posted as on Chiefsplanet, I would ****ing go Philfree on everybodies asses and ask for all my shit to be deleted.

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 7696249)
So I've been talking to/hanging out/ banging my yoga instructor the last couple weeks, and she was over this weekend on Sat night/Sunday day.

She asked if she could use my computer, and I have no problem with that at all. I have nothing to hide. I watch a lot of porn when I have the time, and I'm not bashful about it at all.

But it just so happened that the last thing I was doing was surfing CP like a couple days prior, and have been so busy I literally haven't touched the PC until tonight.

So she turns on the monitor, and the first thing she sees is this:



LMAO so after the CP explanation, and having to explain that I've actually met some of you in real life and think there a lot of real nice people. I hope she doesn't start to post on here. This place is mine damnit.

She is one of those broads that's constantly on FB too, so it would suck. But I can tell that she's only interested in sports because I am so I doubt she would cruise a Chiefs website on her own time.

This is so ****ing funny.LMAOLMAO

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7696258)
If my girl ever found out who I posted as on Chiefsplanet, I would ****ing go Philfree on everybodies asses and ask for all my shit to be deleted.

My wife read some shit on here and still thinks I'm gay.

CHENZ A! 06-13-2011 07:33 PM

Oh, She doesn't know my username, though it wouldn't be that hard to figure out.

I was laughing so hard, i could hardly explain it to her. I was like "listen, this is not a private message to me or anything, it's a message board so everyone sees it! LMAO"

Buck 06-13-2011 07:34 PM

LOL I'm glad I could help.

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:35 PM

Buck's sending jerk updates via pm now?

What about me, man? I thought we had something?

Buck 06-13-2011 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7696274)
Buck's sending jerk updates via pm now?

What about me, man? I thought we had something?

****in CHENZ man. He's ****ing up my game.

CHENZ A! 06-13-2011 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7696277)
****in CHENZ man. He's ****ing up my game.

everything is on the DL from here on out bud. LMAO

Buck 06-13-2011 07:42 PM

Some fun math

CrazyCoffey 2,579
luv 2,395
Joie 1,952
Buck 1,898
Bugeater 1,648
Simply Red 1,350
Simplex3 1,340
milkman 1,298
KurtCobain 1,290
greg63 1,012
Sam Hall 1,009
SPchief 1,000
D2112 968
Guru 939

14 of us have accounted for 20678 of the 29230 posts in this thread. That's 70.74%.

There have been 234 posters in this thread. So the 14 posters account for 6% of the posters, but 71% of the posts.

CHENZ A! 06-13-2011 07:45 PM

i am not last place though! WOOO

Buck 06-13-2011 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 7696284)
everything is on the DL from here on out bud. LMAO

It's okay man, I forgive you.

KurtCobain 06-13-2011 07:49 PM

Milkdud is going down down down


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