I enjoy being drunk and dumb.

Pootie has abandoned you, Donger. It must be really upsetting. LMAO

Huh?

Oh, never mind. He forgot to add you to one of them, but you're back.

Writing these things obviously taxes Hootie's stunted intellect.

Since they don't

look like his

typical

dumb**** post

lol

What?

Okay.

Ill be in the top 80

Reaper was a pretty drastic reach, but |Zach|'s time was coming soon. If not in the 90s, then the 80s.

Only thing that's a reach about |Zach| is the fact that frazod also doesn't like him, so he can't be all that bad.

(Note that when I make these evaluations, I'm trying to think like Hootie. I actually like |Zach| a lot and would put him a lot higher on my own hypothetical list. Hell, I also have no problems with frazod. He can be funny at times. But my opinion isn't the one that counts in the final draft.)

this might be the dumbest thread off all time. kudos

Why would a "marketing manager" get called in on memorial day?

what the **** are you talking about?

I handle all sales and need to hit certain revenue goals...I don't know what we market.

as in why did I get called in on my paid day off?

because my boss is ****ing lazy, and he certainly wasn't going to do it

when someone doesn't show up one of us has to pick up the slack and it's never going to be him

it's ok though

I got it covered in 3 hours and now I'm right back home ready to daq out.

Get out.

The Zach thing was weak. Any dressing down of that fat boy needs strong language about what a jackass he is to people with actual opinions on the Chiefs outside "go team!"