ChiefsPlanet - The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

Nope. Guys who say their wives don't want to bang aren't really putting in the effort or they don't want to either. Women like to **** as much as men. If you're good at it, then they will want as much if not more than you.

J Diddy

05-26-2013 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9711435)

Rarely.

Smart man. In my experience the sexual advances stopped (at least towards me, not towards every dick who tipped well at the bar)

crazycoffey

05-26-2013 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9711435)

Rarely.

But have the two of you ever shared a monkey? /donger

Pasta Little Brioni

05-26-2013 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 9711248)

I'd imagine PGM knew a back up might be needed. I hope it's a salty veteran instead of a rookie puke.

Clay can always finish if Hootie gets bored. We can just edit it to The Top 101 with Hootie and Clay.

AussieChiefsFan

05-26-2013 07:46 PM

This thread is so ****ing priceless ROFL

Hammock Parties

05-26-2013 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9711491)

Clay can always finish if Hootie gets bored.

I love me some Hootie sloppy seconds!

Sweet Daddy Hate

05-26-2013 07:49 PM

As a former drug addict, I have to say that I am somewhat impressed and humbled by Hootie's ability to "out-deviant" me. That is not easy.

splatbass

05-26-2013 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9711227)

What mile marker are you at? What bar? We're at mile marker 8 and headed out for a ride, no idea where we'll stop

My sister is at, I think, mile 38. Ivy Bend. There is nothing out there. It is 20 miles to freaking Laurie by road. I'm glad I don't visit often. I grew up a country boy, but have been a city boy for 30 years now.

SAUTO

05-26-2013 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 9711517)

Ivy bend is a nice spot
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splatbass

05-26-2013 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9711277)

Branson is SOOOOO much more than that now. There's plenty of that shit running around, but it's diversified in ways I didn't expect when I moved down here 3 years ago. I absolutely love the area. The food sucks, but there's a **** ton to do for anyone.

I used to know a country singer from here in Hawaii (I used to play in a country band) that spent two years in the 90s in Branson opening up for Rich Little. She said that there was no one under 50 there....:)

Of course neither one of us is under 50 now. :)

Pasta Little Brioni

05-26-2013 08:03 PM

Over/Under on how long Hootie lasts with this chick?

splatbass

05-26-2013 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9711522)

Ivy bend is a nice spot
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Not if you like good beer.

crazycoffey

05-26-2013 08:42 PM

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