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R8RFAN 04-29-2013 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9642259)

Funnier is a Chief bashing another team because of Playoff Wins LMAO

mdchiefsfan 04-30-2013 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Ponderception (Post 9644034)

LMAO

Fish 04-30-2013 02:08 PM

Hilarious chaos....

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3694/...ack640x360.jpg

http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/arc...-douse-him-wit

Frosty 04-30-2013 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9646379)

The one on the right needs to put her shirt back on. :shake:

seclark 04-30-2013 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9646416)
The one on the right needs to put her shirt back on. :shake:

couple of them need to shave their pits, too...
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Rain Man 04-30-2013 03:00 PM

I don't mind topless protests at all, and in fact I encourage them as a means of constitutional free speech. However, from a marketing perspective, any women planning a topless protest should ensure that at least one person involved in the protest is attractive enough to produce a positive response from onlookers. You need to create a positive impression.

Amnorix 04-30-2013 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9646482)
I don't mind topless protests at all, and in fact I encourage them as a means of constitutional free speech. However, from a marketing perspective, any women planning a topless protest should ensure that at least one person involved in the protest is attractive enough to produce a positive response from onlookers. You need to create a positive impression.


Yeah. It's just not good.

NSFW


Dayze 04-30-2013 03:07 PM

I keep imagining the old dude in the back is doing some sort of new dance.

Beef Supreme 04-30-2013 03:11 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BOMU1KjQJo&feature=player_detailpage#t=113s

Skip to about 1:50 unless you understand whatever the **** language they are speaking.

Apparently this is at some New Age festival and they have taught this woman to create a forcefield around her body.

RaiderH8r 04-30-2013 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 9646487)
Yeah. It's just not good.

NSFW


Seriously. I thought they were dudes. Swear to God. That one chick needs to keep tabs on the progress of that monobrow. It's become a problem. She should hire a gardener to weed whack a part in that sumbitch.

bishop_74 04-30-2013 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9646379)

Isn't the guy on the far right Ben from Parks and Rec?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr...378ao1_500.png

Rain Man 04-30-2013 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefTablet (Post 9646510)

Apparently this is at some New Age festival and they have taught this woman to create a forcefield around her body.


I think I saw him deflect just a little bit. They should give her more training and try it again.

Buehler445 04-30-2013 04:35 PM

LOL @ the guy in the back issuing the boot.

KChiefer 04-30-2013 05:03 PM

http://i.imgur.com/ksoKY4E.gif

-King- 04-30-2013 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 9644001)
Well, more than two. They did play at the same time after all.

:spock: You realize that's Calvin Johnson right?

Ceej 04-30-2013 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefer (Post 9646680)

Is that an American pitcher beaning a North Korean?

We're so ****ed!

seclark 04-30-2013 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 9646771)
Is that an American pitcher beaning a North Korean?

We're so ****ed!

i can't tell one from another without a program.
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Sorter 04-30-2013 07:11 PM

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notorious 04-30-2013 08:00 PM

The cock sucker called time out after the pitcher started his motion, so **** him.

Dave Lane 04-30-2013 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9646406)
Such a nice peaceful demonstration against the evil Christian priest.

I like one said priest / religious type kicking a girl in the background.

Hammock Parties 04-30-2013 11:24 PM

http://i.imgur.com/s2t4tM1l.jpg

Mr. Plow 05-01-2013 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9647636)
I like one said priest / religious type kicking a girl in the background.


Sorry. I was going to respond to this, but, it's not the place for it. My apologies for my previous comment. Deleted.

RockChalk 05-01-2013 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 9646771)
Is that an American pitcher beaning a North Korean?

We're so ****ed!

That would be former Royals and also, former #1 overall draft pick, Bryan Bullington

Amnorix 05-01-2013 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9646713)
:spock: You realize that's Calvin Johnson right?



:banghead: Nope. I saw Sanders so I was thinking it was Herman Moore, who was a fantastic WR who played along with Sanders on some really crappy Lions teams.

But Moore was no Megatron. Nobody should think I'm saying that.

Yeesh.

EDIT: A nice epic fail by me in the epic fail thread, btw.

Fish 05-01-2013 09:22 AM

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/8...1118346612.jpg

frankotank 05-01-2013 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9646379)

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9646498)
I keep imagining the old dude in the back is doing some sort of new dance.

I find the old dude and the gal he's kicking the most mesmerizing aspect of the pic. it's just so WEIRD looking. I can tell by her feet that she's facing towards the camera, yet the look of her arms and the hair hanging in her face make it look like she's facing TOWARDS the old guy throwing the kick. her arms look kinda like she's attacking him. just a weird pose.....

DJ's left nut 05-01-2013 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9647183)
The cock sucker called time out after the pitcher started his motion, so **** him.

Yup.

Once the delivery starts, the pitcher is going to continue throwing so as not to injure himself. And yeah, sometimes the pitcher should go ahead and let the hitter know that he doesn't appreciate the slow play.

Next time he'll stay in the damn box.

Frosty 05-01-2013 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 9648339)
:banghead: Nope. I saw Sanders so I was thinking it was Herman Moore, who was a fantastic WR who played along with Sanders on some really crappy Lions teams.

But Moore was no Megatron. Nobody should think I'm saying that.

Yeesh.

EDIT: A nice epic fail by me in the epic fail thread, btw.

LMAO

I thought you were referring to Herman Moore since he read the 2nd round selection by the Lions during the draft last weekend.

Moore was #84 BTW.

Baby Lee 05-01-2013 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9647915)

There's a TON of great ones out there, there's a Tumblr of them somewhere. dogshaming or petshaming or something like that

Great, lighthearted meme of a couple months back. Dunno if its ****ed out at this point.

EDIT: Obvious solution is obvious

http://www.dogshaming.com/

http://i0.wp.com/www.dogshaming.com/...fit=637%2C1000

Frosty 05-01-2013 11:10 AM

Dog shaming works because the dog will occasionally look guilty. Just for grins, I looked up cat shaming. Doesn't work at all because cats have no remorse.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ac880327...zbgzo1_500.jpg

The cat's look just says " yeah, I scratched your carpet and I'm gonna do it again, MFer".

This made me LOL, though.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/601f8aef9...en32o1_500.jpg

Both the cat and Ernie look surprised.

Amnorix 05-01-2013 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9648505)
LMAO

I thought you were referring to Herman Moore since he read the 2nd round selection by the Lions during the draft last weekend.

Moore was #84 BTW.


Yeah, that was the first thing I did when my mistake was pointed out. I had to look that up. I had no memory of what his number was off the top of my head.

Mr. Plow 05-01-2013 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 9648971)
Yeah, that was the first thing I did when my mistake was pointed out. I had to look that up. I had no memory of what his number was off the top of my head.


Don't feel bad. My mind first went to Moore as well.

Sorter 05-01-2013 02:55 PM

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Sorter 05-01-2013 03:15 PM

More sloth GIFs.

http://browncardigan.s3.amazonaws.co...g5Z1dwkRVe.gif

Dayze 05-01-2013 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ponderception (Post 9649446)

LMAO
WTF.

ThaVirus 05-01-2013 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Ponderception (Post 9649446)

LMAO Literally, top 5 funniest things I've ever seen.

Dayze 05-01-2013 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9649636)
LMAO Literally, top 5 funniest things I've ever seen.

LMAO. That too is awesome

ThaVirus 05-01-2013 07:21 PM

ROFL ROFL ROFL Oh man, I wish that gif could play on every electronic screen in my vicinity for the rest of my life.

But speaking of sloths, how have those ****ers survived all this time anyway? They're not strong, not athletic, slow as shit, dumb as shit. Literally, they don't have a single redeeming quality outside of the rape sloth and funny gifs on the internetz.

Sorter 05-01-2013 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9650310)
ROFL ROFL ROFL Oh man, I wish that gif could play on every electronic screen in my vicinity for the rest of my life.

But speaking of sloths, how have those ****ers survived all this time anyway? They're not strong, not athletic, slow as shit, dumb as shit. Literally, they don't have a single redeeming quality outside of the rape sloth and funny gifs on the internetz.

I don't know but they are ****ing awesome. They occasionally will mistake their own arms for branches and plummet to their death, Javert-style (thud and all).


We need to bring these guys back though. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9ISz9oBMHgk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Sorter 05-01-2013 07:36 PM

Should we do an official sloth thread?

http://i45.tinypic.com/34ox9g2.gif

Baby Lee 05-01-2013 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9650310)
ROFL ROFL ROFL Oh man, I wish that gif could play on every electronic screen in my vicinity for the rest of my life.

But speaking of sloths, how have those ****ers survived all this time anyway? They're not strong, not athletic, slow as shit, dumb as shit. Literally, they don't have a single redeeming quality outside of the rape sloth and funny gifs on the internetz.

Well they are Kristen Bell panty droppers

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AussieChiefsFan 05-01-2013 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ponderception (Post 9650359)
Should we do an official sloth thread?

http://i45.tinypic.com/34ox9g2.gif

Hell yes.

Hammock Parties 05-02-2013 02:05 AM

Cassel had a sex change.

http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_i...290017115.jpeg

AussieChiefsFan 05-02-2013 04:19 AM

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...43842743_n.jpg

bishop_74 05-02-2013 07:23 AM

It has a naughty word

tooge 05-02-2013 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9648652)
Dog shaming works because the dog will occasionally look guilty. Just for grins, I looked up cat shaming. Doesn't work at all because cats have no remorse.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ac880327...zbgzo1_500.jpg

The cat's look just says " yeah, I scratched your carpet and I'm gonna do it again, MFer".

This made me LOL, though.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/601f8aef9...en32o1_500.jpg

Both the cat and Ernie look surprised.

Ernie us surprised because it's not Bert.

bishop_74 05-02-2013 09:15 AM

Oops

http://i.imgur.com/PiAERJ4.gif

DJ's left nut 05-02-2013 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 9651271)
Well they are Kristen Bell panty droppers

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t5jw3T3Jy70" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I want nothing but pain and anguish to befall Dax Shepard.

That said - RUN, Dax. Run far, run fast. Yes, she is crazy hot and maybe she'll let you do stuff that other 'nice' girls won't let you do, but you're a damn celebrity, there are groupies for that sort of shit.

If you manage to extract yourself from that level of crazy without first killing yourself, the girl is a bunny boiler and will no doubt destroy everything you hold dear.

Run. Just run.

Baby Lee 05-02-2013 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by bishop_74 (Post 9652056)

Hey asshole!! ROFL ROFL

bishop_74 05-02-2013 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 9652102)
Hey asshole!! ROFL ROFL

I can hear the coconut like "Konk" of the ball hitting his head.

In58men 05-02-2013 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Ponderception (Post 9650359)
Should we do an official sloth thread?

http://i45.tinypic.com/34ox9g2.gif

Can we put this in the OP if we do?

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8gr4FgpPVoQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Sorter 05-02-2013 11:22 AM

Most certainly.

Direckshun 05-02-2013 11:25 AM

How the **** have sloths survived. Seriously.

Dayze 05-02-2013 11:27 AM

I've never even heard of these things.

The Poz 05-02-2013 12:10 PM

How about this one framed on grandma's dresser.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJMDqntCEAAlb3f.jpg

bishop_74 05-02-2013 12:51 PM

Can't we all just laugh at and celebrate our differences?

http://i.imgur.com/9M6iWwM.jpg

Radar Chief 05-02-2013 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9652418)
How the **** have sloths survived. Seriously.

Ever smell one? Notice how many of them have a green tint? That’s fungus growing in their fur.
Nothing, not even starving hyenas, wants to eat a sloth.

Amnorix 05-02-2013 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9652720)
Ever smell one? Notice how many of them have a green tint? That’s fungus growing in their fur.
Nothing, not even starving hyenas, wants to eat a sloth.


Didn't know that.

The one key thing I know is that they live in trees. Not just some of the time, but basically all of the time. That removes them from the reach of probably 90% of the animals that could otherwise potentially be predators of theirs.

Their slowness and their fur both act to hide them from potential predators as well.

Mr. Plow 05-02-2013 01:10 PM

http://i.imgur.com/RLRgRl4.png

DJ's left nut 05-02-2013 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9652720)
Ever smell one? Notice how many of them have a green tint? That’s fungus growing in their fur.
Nothing, not even starving hyenas, wants to eat a sloth.

What I've read is that stuff eats the hell out of Sloths...when they're on the ground. That's why they generally do anything in their power to avoid leaving the trees.

The slow movement is to keep them hidden from birds that would dive into the trees after them and the moss keeps them disguised as well.

bishop_74 05-02-2013 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9652883)
What I've read is that stuff eats the hell out of Sloths...when they're on the ground. That's why they generally do anything in their power to avoid leaving the trees.

The slow movement is to keep them hidden from birds that would dive into the trees after them and the moss keeps them disguised as well.

You know what I heard about sloths? I heard **** ALL THIS SHIT ABOUT SLOTH TRIVIA IN THIS THREAD! Get to the funny making!!!! :p

Fish 05-02-2013 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9652720)
Ever smell one? Notice how many of them have a green tint? That’s fungus growing in their fur.
Nothing, not even starving hyenas, wants to eat a sloth.

Algae, and a whole lot else. Sloths have their own freakin ecosystem in their fur...

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The fur of a sloth provides an unique relationship to many species. In fact, there is actually a whole ecosystem thriving throughout this coarse fur. First of all, the sloth has formed a relationship with several species of cyanobacteria (also known as blue-green algae). The cyanobacteria that live in the fur of the sloth offer a form of camoflage. Not only does this algae provide camoflage but it inevitabley attracts a host of other organisms. One study found 950 beetles living on a single sloth. That’s right, 950 beetles crawling all over and feasting on the cyanobacteria. It doesn’t stop there though, there is a particular type of moth that depends on the sloth to survive. This moth also lives in the fur and when the sloth heads to the ground, the moth will leave very quickly to lay its eggs in the dung before catching a ride back up the tree on the sloth. The eggs will hatch and the caterpillars will turn to moths and eventually find their own sloth ecosystem to live in.

http://www.wild-facts.com/tag/sloth-fur/

DJ's left nut 05-02-2013 04:00 PM

So it sounds more and more like the EPIC WIN thread should be nothing more than picture after picture of sloths and ocelots.

Sorter 05-02-2013 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9653290)
So it sounds more and more like the EPIC WIN thread should be nothing more than picture after picture of sloths and ocelots.

Probably.

Cephalic Trauma 05-02-2013 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9652798)

True be told, she's sorta right. After the first three months, there would be no insult to the fetus's mental development.

Bump 05-02-2013 05:28 PM

there is no evidence to prove that smoking weed while pregnant is harmful to the fetus. Studies have been done and they find no evidence to support the myths.

But it hasn't been reported on fox news yet, so....

Cephalic Trauma 05-02-2013 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Bump (Post 9653457)
there is no evidence to prove that smoking weed while pregnant is harmful to the fetus. Studies have been done and they find no evidence to support the myths.

But it hasn't been reported on fox news yet, so....

Serious question: do you have an alarm set for the word "weed" on this board?

crazycoffey 05-02-2013 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bump (Post 9653457)
there is no evidence to prove that smoking weed while pregnant is harmful to the fetus. Studies have been done and they find no evidence to support the myths.

But it hasn't been reported on fox news yet, so....

So are cigars and cigarettes all good to, doctor canibus?

Bump 05-02-2013 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9653474)
So are cigars and cigarettes all good to, doctor canibus?

hell no, what kind of stupid question is that?

Rain Man 05-02-2013 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9653290)
So it sounds more and more like the EPIC WIN thread should be nothing more than picture after picture of sloths and ocelots.

If you could interbreed them and come up with a slothelot, you'd have the perfect animal.

Mr. Plow 05-02-2013 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Bump (Post 9653457)
there is no evidence to prove that smoking weed while pregnant is harmful to the fetus. Studies have been done and they find no evidence to support the myths.

But it hasn't been reported on fox news yet, so....


LMAO

You crack me up with your constant weed defense. Are there people on this board that constantly give you shit about being a pothead and that makes you feel the need to defend weed at every possible turn?

I'm serious. What's the deal?

crazycoffey 05-02-2013 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bump (Post 9653478)
hell no, what kind of stupid question is that?

Do mind altering chemical enter the blood stream when smoking pot? Or better pot lingo for you, if mom is high will baby get high?

Bump 05-02-2013 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9653514)
LMAO

You crack me up with your constant weed defense. Are there people on this board that constantly give you shit about being a pothead and that makes you feel the need to defend weed at every possible turn?

I'm serious. What's the deal?

It's illegal solely because it threatens a lot of big businesses even though it could help out a ton of people.

It's ****ing criminal and when I see people who still believe bogus myths and trying to keep it down, it irritates me and when something irritates me, I tend to say something. Simple as that.

Sorter 05-02-2013 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9653503)
If you could interbreed them and come up with a slothelot, you'd have the perfect animal.

The perfect combination of deliberateness and agility.

Mother****ers would dominate planet Earth.

Fishpicker 05-02-2013 08:07 PM

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Clips of MTV's evil TV show "Wonder Showzen" explained by Pastor Daniel Castle.

headsnap 05-02-2013 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bump (Post 9653478)
hell no, what kind of stupid question is that?

epic fail indeed!!!

AussieChiefsFan 05-02-2013 10:42 PM

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Baby Lee 05-02-2013 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishpicker (Post 9653830)
Clips of MTV's evil TV show "Wonder Showzen" explained by Pastor Daniel Castle.

ROFL ROFL ROFL - love how the whole thing is someone saying something clear as day on WS, and the pastor pausing it and saying "y'all hear that? he said . . . "

His congregation must have trouble paying attention or something.

I could go back though the whole WS catalog and have Pastor McGoober explain it to me. It adds a layer of irony that I really appreciate.

Fishpicker 05-03-2013 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 9654357)
ROFL ROFL ROFL - love how the whole thing is someone saying something clear as day on WS, and the pastor pausing it and saying "y'all hear that? he said . . . "

His congregation must have trouble paying attention or something.

I could go back though the whole WS catalog and have Pastor McGoober explain it to me. It adds a layer of irony that I really appreciate.

I thought it was funny because the pastor published this video to his youtube channel in January of this year. This isn't old footage that someone escaped with, the pastor is holding this up as part of his ministry. Wonder Showzen is occult now, shrouded in obscurity. I doubt any of his congregation would stumble across it, they would have to know the name of the show to find it. :rolleyes:

Omaha 05-03-2013 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 9653419)
True be told, she's sorta right. After the first three months, there would be no insult to the fetus's mental development.

Is that partly because the fetus likely has no brain activity in the first place?


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