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Easy 6 12-19-2014 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11203167)
His nickname was "Crazy Cooter"?

LMAO

Mischief commences... And she won't get too mad, because it's my birthday tomorrow and she takes those seriously.

Just tell her you only like two things with your beer, doughnuts and pussy... and you're fresh outta doughnuts.

eDave 12-19-2014 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11203279)
And how often do you munch her box?


THANK you. Eloquently put by the way. Gotta give to receive I say. It's just polite.

keg in kc 12-19-2014 06:58 PM

What is this "sex" thing I keep hearing about?

brucey_72 12-19-2014 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11203279)
And how often do you munch her box?

Whenever she asks, one of my favorite things about sex. I love giving more than receiving but damn I really want to receive sometimes

eDave 12-19-2014 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by brucey_72 (Post 11203293)
Whenever she asks, one of my favorite things about sex. I love giving more than receiving but damn I really want to receive sometimes

Yea.... That sucks (no pun intended). Maybe you suck at it.

Learn the Greek alphabet.

Also, 69. Leaves her with no choice in the matter.

brucey_72 12-19-2014 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11203297)
Yea.... That sucks (no pun intended). Maybe you suck at it.

Learn the Greek alphabet.

Also, 69. Leaves her with no choice in the matter.

Nah, I think I am pretty good, she asks for it all the time. She just refused to give head. I know the reason why and totally understand the reason. So I don't push it

Easy 6 12-19-2014 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by brucey_72 (Post 11203305)
I know the reason why and totally understand the reason. So I don't push it

Did she have a bad experience in her younger days, too many guys too much?

I was with a girl for 6 months like that, she'd do ANY damn thing but swallow because of an ugly incident in her past... I guess thats what happens to girls from an "escort service" without the muscle a pimp is supposed to provide.

But yeah, you're anonymous brucey 72 on the web... what was her deal, why wouldnt she go down?

lewdog 12-19-2014 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by brucey_72 (Post 11203305)
Nah, I think I am pretty good, she asks for it all the time. She just refused to give head. I know the reason why and totally understand the reason. So I don't push it

While most of us on CP are only working with a 10-12 incher, you've got that monster 16" working. I see why she doesn't want to as well.

keg in kc 12-19-2014 07:34 PM

No matter how much she begs, he's not willing to get rid of his big bushy pube-fro.

go bo 12-19-2014 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11202566)
If that doesn't wake him up nothing will. I'm about to change his name to Discuss in KC.

Edit: not really, for those who throw fits over that sort of thing.

**** 'em...

eDave 12-19-2014 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 11203336)
Did she have a bad experience in her younger days, too many guys too much?

I was with a girl for 6 months like that, she'd do ANY damn thing but swallow because of an ugly incident in her past... I guess thats what happens to girls from an "escort service" without the muscle a pimp is supposed to provide.

But yeah, you're anonymous brucey 72 on the web... what was her deal, why wouldnt she go down?

True story: First time my ex swallowed. She directed the action, I obliged. A bit later we were getting some food and she talked with food in her mouth. I jokingly said "don't talk with your mouth full". Well, she went off thinking I was referencing the earlier swallow. Try as I might, I couldn't convince her it was just a silly joke and in no way was I referencing the swallow. I bailed out and went to take a shower.

Moment later, she kicked in my glass shower door wielding a 12 inch knife at me, seeting, with eyes that could kill you alone and threatening to kill me. I bolted out, grabbed the knife hand, slammed it against the wall, dislodging the knife. I eventually made it to my phone and dialed 911. I hope she is doing well.

lewdog 12-19-2014 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11203351)
True story: First time my ex swallowed. She directed the action, I obliged. A bit later we were getting some food and she talked with food in her mouth. I jokingly said "don't talk with your mouth full". Well, she went off thinking I was referencing the earlier swallow. Try as I might, I couldn't convince her it was just a silly joke and in no way was I referencing the swallow. I bailed out and went to take a shower.

Moment later, she kicked in my glass shower door wielding a 12 inch knife at me and threatening to kill me. I bolted out, grabbed the knife hand, slammed it against the wall, dislodging the knife. I eventually made it to my phone and dialed 911. I hope she is doing well.

That's Jodi Arias crazy!!! No drugs or therapy can fix that.

Glad you're ok.

keg in kc 12-19-2014 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11202566)
If that doesn't wake him up nothing will. I'm about to change his name to Discuss in KC.

If that's some kind of a shot at me then kindly go **** yourself.

Dayze 12-19-2014 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 11202912)
Go with Hai Karate - especially if you are rocking a 70's pube 'fro

I just found a retro commercial for Hai Karate. LMAO


Dude....well played.

Buzz 12-19-2014 08:09 PM

:popcorn:


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