No, the typical Norman back 9 always includes a 40 yard block on the approach to 18.

Did Lefty just accidentally cock-punch himself?

Gary Player is the Curt Schilling of golf. Just a world class attention whore.

Holy Jesus.

That was a hell of a flop shot by Phil, followed nicely by Furyk.

Sergio bitches about a break that saves his ass and leads him to making birdie on 16.

God, I hate that ****.

I also have an irrational dislike for every stack and tilt player, FWIW.

Phil played a bitchin last 7 holes. Finishes at -3. He could very well have ended up -5 if the putts on 14 and 17 had dropped.

You sure you don't mean Phil?

You should stick to things you know, like felching.

I know something about golf...and that's basically Phil's rep, whether you want to admit it or not.

They just recapped a pretty ridonculous putt from Woods a second ago on 9.

Not really that crazy at all for him, but still a long distance dropper.

Tiger and Phil in the same group tomorrow.

Perry and Cabrerra tied going into tomorrow.

There's absolutely no competative tension between Tiger and Mickelson. The two are hamming it up like the're brothers.

uhhh, Phil might be going low.

Phil is kicking a$$.

Mick looks like he's going to post a low number and sweat out the leaders. Like Nantz said, if the leaders shoot -2 today, it's all theirs to win.

That par putt by Woods on the 5th from 12 feet was just so tough.

That can't be true. KC_Conn knows Mickelson's rep. FIGJAM FTW!!!11

man tits goes birdie birdie all over tiger's face

Tiger looking for someone to kill

Phil with 4 birdies through the first 6 - crazy. Will be interesting to see if he can keep it up. Could make for a very interesting day if he can.

In other news, Kim is +4 through 7 today. Was hoping he'd finish strong...

Eh, still not bad for a Masters rookie. Look for him to win a jacket sometime, I think he's going to be a good player.

The most impressive part of competitive golf for me is watching them tee off with drivers right down the middle of 500 or more onlooking spectators.

I'd kill or mame one at least every other hole.

Holy fook...

Did you see that?

LMAO
Tiger catches a wind gust on a good shot and Phil pulls one out of his ass.

Oh, definitely. I just really like the kid - looking forward to watching his career progress...

And Phil makes a ridiculous shot at 7 - looks like another birdie. Could be a special round for him today...

Oh my goodness. That was ridiculous. He could hit that 100 times and not do that again.

Cabrera is so much fun to watch. Duck walk and all... wish he hadn't quit smoking..

Not Tiger's day.

That was a tough break... it was down and around and out.

Perry and Cabrera don't seem to be rattled. Yet.

I'm thinking Tiger's thinking eagle on 8

Holy Christ.

Phil looking to go ridiculously low today.

Might tie a scoring record for 1st nine.

The term "Get in the hole" should be outlawed. The rest of the crowd should be allowed to pummel whoever yells it.

I do think there should be one tournament on the circuit though where heckling is permitted.

Already is.

#16 at TPC Scottsdale.

You get unmercifully booed if you miss the green.

Best hole in stadium golf.

Hell of a shot there by Tiger.

Might see Perry and Cabrerra looking over their shoulders if he can get that to drop.

Hefty and Tiger making for great television.

All Lefty.

Tiger just hasn't clicked the switch this weekend.

You'd think that Phil going low right in front of him would have woken him up.

There we go.

And then he rams a 35 footer into the back of the cup for EAGLE.

Switch clicked?

Huge putt by Tiger. Would love to see the leaders clump up for an exciting finish...

Might have just happened.

HOLY SHIT

tiger with the insane eagle....

wow wowow wwo


great pairing today

LMAO


I was wondering why you posted that BEFORE the eagle putt.

Good grief, yes.

Great putt by Tiger

Lefty with his SIXTH birdie.

Tiger needed that. You can tell he's pressing things, he's hammering these putts.

Tiger stil needs eagles on the 2 back nine 5's.

You just know Tiger HATES watching Phil go low in his group. I think he'll start turning it on, getting more aggressive...

I mean Hey batter Hey batter heckling while they're lining up the shot.

I'm not necessarily rooting for Tiger, but want him to play well - the better he plays makes for a better finish, IMO.

Yep.

He might have waited too long.

I wonder if Perry knows that grinding out a 72 probably won't get it done on this years course.

Watch the PBR Open sometime, the 16th is as close as you're going to get in golf.

Yikes, Phil.

That might have ****ed that scoring record...

He will as soon as he looks at the leaderboard...

Cabrera might have well taken a shit in that bunker.

Awful.

Immelman gets to sit around for 4 hours waiting to give the Green Jacket to the winner.

I wonder what that roar was during Perry's putt?

What I was thinking also.

I've had plenty of practice with shots like Phil's.

Feherty is ****ing awesome.

LMAO

Just got back into town.

What the **** is Phil doing? He's raping Augusta.

And still has 13/15 to pickup anywhere from 1-4 more strokes.

How has he done it? Is he making everything that he looks at, stiffing approaches, or a combination thereof?

WTF was that, Tiger?

Stiffing approaches.

He's throwing ****ing darts.

Like a 40 yard hook out out of rough, behind a tree, from 200 out to birdie #7 - with a tap in.

I can't recall a putt he's had to make over 10 feet.

Throwing darts with his irons - I don't think any of his birdie putts have been over maybe 10 feet (though I didn't see the first couple). He had a ridiculous shot on 7 - had to hit a big hook to get out of trouble, and stuck it to 2 feet...

Tiger has made some tough par putts today.

I really hope someone makes a torrent of this broadcast. I didn't DVR it, thinking I wouldn't miss too much.

Was in your neck of the woods last night for a Bachelor Party. Got to try on some handcuffs for a while LMAO.

Nice putt, Tiger.

Great par save by Tiger.

This putt is so hard....would have made it if the cup was the size of the ball. Wow.

Nice par saves by both guys. 30 on the front is sick...

Phil fires a 30 on the front.

I think you could call that "making a move."

This thing is his for the taking, IMO.

Perry and Cabrera are stuck in neutral.

Cabrerra scoreboard watching while pissing down his leg.

Looks like Cabrera is coming back at least one stroke...

Awesome.