Ask if she has ever had her ass smeared with chives and sour cream and bent over a chrome dinette set.

Tell her your dick died and then ask if you can bury it in her ass

Two Girls, One Baked Potato

I’m running on her speed.

This girl lived close to you?
 

"Sounds good" lmao

Sole jewelry? Does she make toe rings or something?

I think tomorrow morning you should send some nonsensical comment or negative news just to see if you get the same texts.


I walked my elephant like I do every morning and was feeling a bit purple when I got to the office and decided to jump out the window into the garden of AIDS trees."

Sounds good...

I like that idea. And then the next day, follow it up with "I won't be around tomorrow. I have to meet with the captain of my boat crew about some maintenance issues."

At least ask her if she likes movies about gladiators and if she’s ever seen a grown man naked.

Send me the digits.

I'll get some burst

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

That's so cringy. Tell her/him to video chat or GTFO.

Yeah this shit’s makin my penis soft

Feeling like a middle school Yahoo chat up in here.