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You should ask her what her stance is on air fryers.
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1. She wants to come see him, but she doesn’t have the money to do so. She starts talking dirty about what she would do if she could see him. He volunteers to send her the money. 2. She lets him get as serious as possible. Then she hits him with some sort of sob story where she needs a few thousand bucks. Not sure how dudes fall for this. Hookers are normally cheaper. |
“Spent the night dreaming of you gorgeous”
“Sounds good” Lmfao. She sounds like my wife when I’m in trouble. |
Don't forget to give her a piggyback ride. Works every time, I hear.
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Tell her that her living room furniture looks great from the street
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You are a sicko dude. |
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Haven’t heard that one before. |
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That’s a good one. |
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Classic |
So is this an Indian guy trying to scam you for money or is it a different girl using this porn star’s pictures?
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find the pic of Hometeam's tat, and send it to her and claim it as your own.
better yet a pic of Fisty McTatt and tell her you're into puppetry / and use your character your invented "Fisty" to read to children. |
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