I'll check back tomorrow. Really, I was just trying to be a prop for you. Here, I'll give you some ammo. I can't make the list due to the weight limit. Now, GO!

Come on Hootie entertain us you got 86 post or so to get to 2000

What's the current rate for a fat rep whore?

It depends. They normally charge by the pound.

I've went out and have gotten wasted every night this week. Pounded a 30 year old last night. She texted me, I disregarded. 13 years too old.

Grow up, Hootie.

Pics of this slut?

Did urination come into play?

Get drunk and pound it again. Or a high school kid. Whatev...

That 30 year old age range for females is normally very unappealing.

Early 20's or some cougar action.

Shit, with these whores today, 30 is cougar age.

Pick analysis: 97. Fat Elvis

Rape is super funny. I'm glad one of the worst documented cases of teh butthurt on this forum got verbally raped. He was asking for it.

Grade: A+

James and the Giant Rape

Ah the rape thread.

Good times, good times.