Props to his agent for continuing to get him these deals.

LMAO

GM: Yeah I don't know if he's worth a lot to be honest wit..

Agent: REMEMBER THAT ONE TACKLE IN COLLEGE?!?

GM: HOLY SHIT I DO!! THAT WAS AWESOME! HERE'S A BLACK CHECK, WRITE A NUMBER ON IT AND WE'LL GET IT DONE!

ROFL

10 million per sack

His agent is literally Jim Carey in Liar Liar.

GM:
A couple years ago another team drafted a brokedick bust, a brokedick bust. He was constantly hurt and unproductive. The brokedick bust hit free agency and got offered $6 million. Is that justice?

Clooney Agent:
No. I'd'a' got him 10.

ahhh, no way Clowney is good for 1.5 sacks! So, 6,666,666 per

What has he done to earn a 10m deal for a year?

One time in college, he once jumped over a guy to make a tackle...

Bet Edmonds could find a spot in KC.

Concerning development imo for a potential Melvin Ingram contract. I was hoping we’d be able to pluck him for $5m. I guess maybe you could + incentives.

I never understood why the Texans took him at #1.

Like, has Clowney even been as good as Mario Williams was? I really don't think so.

Who should they have drafted instead? I don't know. Get creative. Take one of the WRs or something. Watkins and Evans were both awesome-looking players coming out of college.

Everybody screamed at the Chiefs to draft Luke Joeckel in 2013, and we didn't. We went with who we actually believed to be the best player in the draft. It was a surprise, too. There were faint whispers about it in the days leading up to the draft, but it wasn't until the day of that people believed it could actually happen.

You don't have to take who everybody tells you to take.

God, I wish. That would be awesome.

Damn, Clowney is only 28? Like Watkins, it feels like he's been around forever.

Luke Joeckel. Lol, wow.

Where's Setsuna when you need him?