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loochy 09-02-2014 11:38 AM

So how did things work out at Riot Room? Did wearing a stocking cap in summer help?

Pasta Little Brioni 09-02-2014 11:47 AM

Did you see a creepy ginger hitting on GILFS?

srvy 09-02-2014 11:49 AM

xztop123 has clammed up on us.

loochy 09-02-2014 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10873280)
xztop123 has clammed up on us.

because he started getting mad tail

Pasta Little Brioni 09-02-2014 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10873281)
because he started getting mad tail

Choco Hog went all out with a wig and convinced that virgin his ass was a vagina?

Easy 6 09-02-2014 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10873280)
xztop123 has clammed up on us.

Just goes to show how blisteringly scathing the Planet can be.

He's posted this same stuff all over the net, yet he didn't start removing vids from youtube and going mum on the subject until this place started in... LMAO

loochy 09-02-2014 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 10873300)
Just goes to show how blisteringly scathing the Planet can be.

He's posted this same stuff all over the net, yet he didn't start removing vids from youtube and going mum on the subject until this place started in... LMAO

HE TOOK THE YOUTUBE STRANGLING VIDEO DOWN?!?!


NOoOOOooOOoooo!!!

Easy 6 09-02-2014 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10873312)
HE TOOK THE YOUTUBE STRANGLING VIDEO DOWN?!?!


NOoOOOooOOoooo!!!

That's the only one I do believe is still up, someone (maybe you) posted three clips and by the time I got around to looking, two had already been removed.

loochy 09-02-2014 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 10873318)
That's the only one I do believe is still up, someone (maybe you) posted three clips and by the time I got around to looking, two had already been removed.

Oh, they were removed when I tried to look too. I just copied those posts from another message board.

Easy 6 09-02-2014 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10873323)
Oh, they were removed when I tried to look too. I just copied those posts from another message board.

Ah, oh well... the one clip is bad enough.

Don Corlemahomes 09-02-2014 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 10873318)
That's the only one I do believe is still up, someone (maybe you) posted three clips and by the time I got around to looking, two had already been removed.

WHere??

Easy 6 09-02-2014 12:22 PM

This thread.

Don Corlemahomes 09-02-2014 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 10873346)
This thread.

The loochy links don't have anything.

Easy 6 09-02-2014 12:48 PM

The xzt has taken everything down.

Don Corlemahomes 09-02-2014 12:49 PM

The cunning haz a sad.

loochy 09-02-2014 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 10873409)
The xzt has taken everything down.

What the hell man? How are we supposed to give him tips on how to have a chin if we can't see videos of him in action?

Easy 6 09-02-2014 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10873510)
What the hell man? How are we supposed to give him tips on how to have a chin if we can't see videos of him in action?

"tips on how to have a chin" :LOL:

loochy 09-02-2014 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 10873516)
"tips on how to have a chin" :LOL:

http://i.imgur.com/SF1vLmi.gif

Easy 6 09-02-2014 01:39 PM

LMAO the fact this guy actually sat down to put some shit like that together is... yeeeah.

beach tribe 09-02-2014 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10873520)

ROFL:LOL:

Canofbier 09-02-2014 01:46 PM

All y'all who keep bumping this thread:

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/up...dead-horse.gif

loochy 09-02-2014 02:15 PM

This is what I'm doing:
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/150...-the-pot-o.gif

KC native 09-02-2014 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10873520)

I laugh my ass off every time I see this. The addition to his neck is ****ing hilarious.

KC native 09-02-2014 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10873623)

Making mole?

Dayze 09-02-2014 03:16 PM

What's with the gif of the chin and neck? Is that Wes welker?

loochy 09-02-2014 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10873783)
What's with the gif of the chin and neck? Is that Wes welker?

xztop123 made that and posted it on another forum

it's what he would look like if he got chin implants and used steroids.

ROFLROFLROFL

loochy 09-02-2014 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10873773)
Making mole?

stirring the pot

KC native 09-02-2014 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10873835)
stirring the pot

it looks like making mole to me.

loochy 09-02-2014 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10873836)
it looks like making mole to me.

mole is a pleasant and unexpected side effect of my trolling

KC native 09-02-2014 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10873845)
mole is a pleasant and unexpected side effect of my trolling

please carry on. i like mole.

Willie Lanier 09-02-2014 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10873249)
So how did things work out at Riot Room? Did wearing a stocking cap in summer help?

ROFL
I think loochy may be my favorite poster now that fax has left

loochy 09-02-2014 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Willie Lanier (Post 10873901)
ROFL
I think loochy may be my favorite poster now that fax has left

WOW

i am honored to be mentioned in the same breath as the legendary FAX

Titty Meat 09-02-2014 05:19 PM

Wow lol

Perineum Ripper 09-02-2014 05:51 PM

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I wonder if this is what it's like for him when he goes out to the bar

TimBone 09-02-2014 10:59 PM

Has the dude gotten laid?

Titty Meat 09-02-2014 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 10875517)
Has the dude gotten laid?

If he joined a dating website he would

loochy 09-03-2014 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10875529)
If he joined a dating website he would

You sure?


Online girl: Hey, you are cute and you look interesting. Let's get together.

xztop123: You are wrong. I'm not cute and I don't have a chin.

Online girl: Oh, don't worry about it. It's not a big deal to me. I want to get to know you.

xztop123: You don't seem to understand - science says that girls don't dig dudes with weak jawlines.

Online girl: I just told you that I'm interested in you. WTF?

xztop123: What is wrong with me? Why can't I get laid!? This doesn't make sense! I wear indoor stocking caps, choke girls as a pickup opening, and I even grew nasty pre-pubescent facial hair! I even make a conscious effort to make rapeface all of the time! Why won't you sleep with me random online girl?

Online girl: *no response*

Canofbier 09-03-2014 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10875614)
You sure?


Online girl: Hey, you are cute and you look interesting. Let's get together.

xztop123: You are wrong. I'm not cute and I don't have a chin.

Online girl: Oh, don't worry about it. It's not a big deal to me. I want to get to know you.

xztop123: You don't seem to understand - science says that girls don't dig dudes with weak jawlines.

Online girl: I just told you that I'm interested in you. WTF?

xztop123: What is wrong with me? Why can't I get laid!? This doesn't make sense! I wear indoor stocking caps, choke girls as a pickup opening, and I even grew nasty pre-pubescent facial hair! I even make a conscious effort to make rapeface all of the time! Why won't you sleep with me random online girl?

Online girl: *no response*

LMAO

srvy 09-03-2014 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10875614)
You sure?


Online girl: Hey, you are cute and you look interesting. Let's get together.

xztop123: You are wrong. I'm not cute and I don't have a chin.

Online girl: Oh, don't worry about it. It's not a big deal to me. I want to get to know you.

xztop123: You don't seem to understand - science says that girls don't dig dudes with weak jawlines.

Online girl: I just told you that I'm interested in you. WTF?

xztop123: What is wrong with me? Why can't I get laid!? This doesn't make sense! I wear indoor stocking caps, choke girls as a pickup opening, and I even grew nasty pre-pubescent facial hair! I even make a conscious effort to make rapeface all of the time! Why won't you sleep with me random online girl?

Online girl: *no response*

ROFL
:clap: Pegged him perfectly.

I miss xztop123 and Jim Jones they made the slow days before football bearable. I also think they would make a lovely couple.

ChiefsCountry 10-08-2014 03:52 PM

I could only think of xztop in this video LMAO
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/urrJMm6BWcM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

loochy 10-08-2014 04:00 PM

I've seen him post a few times on football related topics and he posted in the "teacher sex with students" thread and wondered how high school and junior high kids could get things done, but he couldn't.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-08-2014 04:16 PM

Give us an update brah

Easy 6 10-08-2014 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10875804)
ROFL
:clap: Pegged him perfectly.

I miss xztop123 and Jim Jones they made the slow days before football bearable. I also think they would make a lovely couple.

Why oh WHY did you get rid of Colonel Angus?

Man, that fit you so perfectly, it should be your permanent avatar.

Easy 6 10-08-2014 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10994883)
I've seen him post a few times on football related topics and he posted in the "teacher sex with students" thread and wondered how high school and junior high kids could get things done, but he couldn't.

I tried to help the kid, poz repped him when he was full on red offering brotherly advice and then posted realistic but positive information for him... then he got snipey so I gave up on nice and started bagging him because he deserved it.

Someone, and I know exactly who, gave him a few sympathy reps apparently... so good for xz, too bad it hasnt gotten him laid.

I wash my hands of it all, but hold my chin high knowing I tried.

srvy 10-08-2014 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 10995117)
Why oh WHY did you get rid of Colonel Angus?

Man, that fit you so perfectly, it should be your permanent avatar.

Oh he will be back just a temporary change.

Easy 6 10-08-2014 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10995132)
Oh he will be back just a temporary change.

When you talk, I hear Walken... period.

:)

Pasta Little Brioni 10-08-2014 11:00 PM

Srvy bring the av back man....or go with the xztop chin gif

Easy 6 10-08-2014 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10995762)
Srvy bring the av back man....or go with the xztop chin gif

LMAO YOU brought up the expanding chin gif, its now yours to take on... much funnier than a big meatball, after all.

TLO 01-02-2016 05:54 PM

Xztop you still post around these parts?
Posted via Mobile Device

Toby Waller 01-02-2016 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8RFAN (Post 10793257)
If you become Bisexual it will double your chances of getting a date

or double the rejection

Pasta Little Brioni 01-02-2016 06:21 PM

Go hoggin with Smoke brah

TLO 01-02-2016 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11991607)
Go hoggin with Smoke brah

Amen

CoMoChief 01-02-2016 07:42 PM

You can always find women up north in Zonarosa area. Or in Westport.

Or if you're desperate head out east to Grain Valley and go to Whiskey Tango's and you get get a blowjob in the parking lot from some toothless luke bryan loving whore in exchange for some cigarettes.

Saccopoo 01-02-2016 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Li'l Smokey (Post 11991548)
Xztop you still post around these parts?
Posted via Mobile Device

Can you get banned for continuing to bump the worst threads ever?

ChiefsCountry 01-02-2016 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 11991798)
You can always find women up north in Zonarosa area. Or in Westport.

Or if you're desperate head out east to Grain Valley and go to Whiskey Tango's and you get get a blowjob in the parking lot from some toothless luke bryan loving whore in exchange for some cigarettes.

So if you want pussy don't go to Zona Rosa, Westport, or Whiskey Tangos.

TLO 01-02-2016 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11991900)
Can you get banned for continuing to bump the worst threads ever?

This is a great thread you son of a birch.

Saccopoo 01-02-2016 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Li'l Smokey (Post 11991980)
This is a great thread you son of a birch.

Seven years ago...

Go get a job in a library.

Anyong Bluth 01-03-2016 02:13 AM

Where's Bill Cosby when you need him the most.

/sumpin' sumpin' puddin pop

TLO 04-19-2016 10:12 AM

https://m.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comme...i_need_advice/

hometeam 04-19-2016 10:28 AM

OMFG

Pasta Little Brioni 04-19-2016 10:31 AM

Weirdo

srvy 04-19-2016 11:06 AM

Good find. First off XZtop needs to wear a ballcap the right way it will take the focus off that weak jowl. Also Id suggest a fitted cap instead the plastic snapback. I personally think this dude is getting a lot of sympathy pussy with this whoa is me game.

loochy 04-19-2016 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Pepper (Post 12185327)

ROFLROFLROFLROFL HAHAH THIS GUY

Graystoke 04-19-2016 11:12 AM

I cant imagine going through life like that.
Jessssuss

Easy 6 04-19-2016 12:46 PM

The self confidence of an amoeba

Titty Meat 04-19-2016 01:23 PM

Bruh

Perineum Ripper 04-19-2016 01:44 PM

http://www.miataturbo.net/attachment...chloroform-jpg

scho63 04-19-2016 05:19 PM

This is both creepy and funny at the same time! :eek:

Quote:

Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 12185696)


TLO 04-19-2016 05:40 PM

But wait, there's more! LMAO
http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=29043&start=60

George Liquor 04-19-2016 05:55 PM

I love it when this thread pops back up

threebag 04-20-2016 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 12185696)

Hootie?

eDave 04-20-2016 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10795057)
I think girls will generally look for an excuse why she doesn't like you when it's really that she doesn't like your looks. Just my opinion. I had one girl pretend to have cancer so that she could break it off "easily" to me to leave her alone

ROFL

jspchief 04-20-2016 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Pepper (Post 12185327)

Is that someone that posts here?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Pepper (Post 12186178)

That forum is weird as ****. I bet all those guys go through a steady supply of roofies.

notorious 04-20-2016 07:29 AM

"Sluthate.com"?


ROFL ROFL ROFL


There are some poor, pathetic dudes out there.

OctoberFart 04-20-2016 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10793173)
outside of social circles?

i';ve been going out every weekend for the past 2 years. Not much to speak of in terms of success. PUA attempted

You probably have zero game and wear KC chief shirts. What do you expect?

Just read the shit you posted on this thread. You are an insecure prick. What woman would like that? If you have to ask why can't I get laid on an internet forum, there is your answer.

loochy 04-20-2016 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 12187270)
Is that someone that posts here?

Yeah, it's xztop123 you ding dong.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-20-2016 10:34 AM

What a creepy bastard. Unbelievable.

BlackHelicopters 04-20-2016 10:53 AM

Free TimBone

Easy 6 04-20-2016 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 12187270)
That forum is weird as ****. I bet all those guys go through a steady supply of roofies.

Yeah, I felt creepy just looking around there, buncha ****ing weirdos

Toby Waller 04-20-2016 11:50 AM

I read that as slooth-ate first lol
Until I saw the color separation on the site.


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