34th... ROFL

We are moving on from including Cassel's playoff game in his stats.

These are his last 17 regular season games as an NFL QB. Shocking that you remove the playoff stats and he still is garbage.

Matt Cassel's last 17 regular season games.

313-530 (59.05%)
3,416 yards (6.44 YPA)
16 TD
21 INT
12 fumbles
71.7 QB Rating

Record: 5-12

LMAO

Pro Football Focus really brings things into...Focus...

Cliffs: Cassel is the lowest rated QB in the league when given 2.6 seconds or more to throw.

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What a complete piece of shit.

lol*JFC.

Pioli has literally done nothing right.

You're insulting shit when you say that.

LMAOLMAO

Cassel blamed his INT on the DL tipping the pass. 45-second mark. ASSHOLE.

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And 9 points below 2nd to last as well.

Crennel just handed him that excuse on a silver platter. What a ****ing ****-nugget.

That chart also shows that only 4 guys have had more time to throw basically. Cassel has had 2.6 seconds or more on 54.4 percent of his dropbacks.

But we need a new OL!

Hadn't the Oline been in the top 5 on PFF for the year up until recently?

That chart might drive me to start drowning kittens.

They've been top 10 2 years in a row in pass protection.

The only issue with this line is Jeff Allen, and he had his best game Monday night.

Easy to see, this just proves it.

Looks like we need a new gif on the INT to prove him wrong.

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lol @ a 1-8 team saying they took a step in the right direction.

****ing heads up their asses.

Look how terrible Matt is at quarterbacking. He could easily hit Hillis for a first down. Instead he's nearly picked. Matt, you dumbass.

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roflcopter

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This GIF illustrates how Cassel doesn't understand cvgs or goes through reads. The on time checking down would be excellent, it doesn't happen. ROFL

a legit NFL Qb hits Baldwin on that play for really big yardage.

Bottom of screen, next to midget...who is also open for a guy with a strong enough arm to make the pass.

He doesnt even try to look anywhere else but at Bowe...which is the exact reason that so many of his passes have been intercepted when throwing in Bowes direction. Teams know that if you bracket him and get people in the vicinity, Cassel is so innacurate that you will get lots of ints on passes that are "dropped"

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If Matt is going to throw that ball to Bowe, it needs to be out of his hands in around 2.5 seconds.

He has two other more simpler receiving options in Baldwin and Hillis that could pick up the first down.

I don't understand why the guy forces the ball when he doesn't need to and then when he needs to force it, he checks down. Doesn't make any kind of sense to me. I am empathetic that it's hard to survey 3 or 4 reads quickly with 300 lbs men running towards you but there are plenty of guys paid way less than Cassel who do a competent job of it on Sundays who haven't been in the league 8 years.

There's a safety over the top that's cut out that is making a throw to Baldwin risky.

No question he should have looked off Bowe and dumped it to Hillis though.

He lacks any ability to manipulate a secondary.

This is why I think Pioli isn't that smart. I mean, WTF do youis this what they say to Cassel when they go over this on film?

"well, you had a cover 2 look and went to your curl too early. This totally isn't something to expect with a LeBeau D, and I think you did great. Really unlucky that the SS jumped that route, I doubt it happens in the future.". ROFL


And then later " Wait, that wasn't Troy? WTF? How did he know to jump that? WTF"

NVM, then it's a cov 3/6 look. From the GIF, it looks like cover 2 and the safety jumps it. If there is another safety over Baldwin, then it is cover 3/cover6 and Matt needs to go straight to Hillis. Could probably fit it into Baldwin, but that would mean you have a QB with a quick release and good accuracy.

Keep in mind I'm posting at 2:30 and this could be completely wrong.

Why wouldn't somebody jump a route versus Cassel? It's not like he's going to hit more than 10% of his guys deep. He'd check down way before somebody could clear. I don't really have a problem with Cassel's release. I mean, he's no Marino but he's not Leftwich either. There are more glaring problems.

I agree. What I meant by his release issues isn't necessarily his throwing motion/release point as un-aesthetically pleasing as it is, it is the timing of his throws. A quicker release might get the ball there, but it is really due to his decision making.

Seriously, when was the last TD throw Cassel completed over the top? Anything I remember was a RAC result or something already in the red-zone. He doesn't scare anybody. There's no such thing as stretching the field with this guy behind center.

Believe it or not his best season throwing deep was 2009. ROFL

This year again he's near the bottom over 20 yards.

Matt aims for Dexter's big toe and hits it with perfect accuracy. OH NOES SAYS TRUE FANS HE HAD A PASS RUSHER IN HIS FACE.

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If he hits McCluster in stride.....that would have been a huge gain. Moeaki could have easily tripped....got hurt.....and had his defender stop to help him.

LMAO

Its just a massive fail of a decision. Either

A) He saw the safety and threw the ball to the right to try and give the WR a chance and keep it away from the safety. The fail here is the safety was there in plenty of time

B) He didn't see the safety and thought he had a clear shot. In this case the ball was mis-thrown terribly.

This week: parting shots.

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Could be our last Cassel GIF. Enjoy.

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GUS, BABY! I GOT AN UPDATE FOR YA!

Next week I may add the Falcons to Cassel's list of losses against playoff teams.

I am a little upset because if the Saints keep winning I am gonna have to award Cassel a win against a winning team, or possibly *gasp* a playoff team.

That is also a very good example of his incredibly poor footwork. Not only is he off-balance throughout the play, he can't step into the throw because he's doing some kind of preliminary limbo warmup exercise with his lower body.

Pioli sure can pick 'em.

FAX

LMAO

Matt Cassel's last 18 regular season games.


321-546 (58.79%)
3,509 yards (6.42 YPA)
16 TD
21 INT
12 fumbles
71.59 QB Rating

Record: 5-13

Also, here's a fun stat: the Chiefs have averaged 14.9 points per game over these 18 games. LMAO

I'll argue that to the end.

THe whole reason Pioli sold his soul for Ca$$hole was he had the early indications of a respectable QB.

His footwork, for the most part, is very good.

In fact that's about the only positive thing you can say about his game.

There's just so much you'd have to teach a guy who's gone from HS straight to the NFL that "1-2-3-throw" is about all he's mastered.

He'll probably really good at dancing with the stars...

Baldwin is also open over the top. He was looking Baldwin's way first. He tried to get the ball to the only person covered.

total dumbass.

I'm pretty sure that if we gave him one more year, behind a better line, he could get it done...

We could give Cassel a force field that he could throw through and the refs could allow stickum for our receivers and Cassel would still only complete 50% of his throws and look to checkdown all day and lead the league in turnovers.

Not his fault.

The O line is beat up and he can't even get a snap without problems...

I fucking hate you Matt Cassel.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOW I CAN'T HANDOFF I SUCK HARD

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE OVERTHROW!!!!

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yes yes matt you stud

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Needs more weapons around him....

a fitting end.
that was awesome.

and holy shit to that overthrow; jfc.

ROFLROFLROFL

We were both right.

High five in the shadow of failure...

Better O-line needed/TF Dumbass

Hey, on the overthrow, at least he looked through his progressions!

On another note, I was just watching NFL Network and they were basically roasting the crew about previous predictions. It went to Kurt Warner who stated that Cassel would be the best QB in the rest. Needless to say, everyone got a laugh out of that one.

Yeah. That was hilarious. Poor Warner.

No one saw Cassel's FAIL coming. No, not even me...

-Count Zarth Face-

NO MATT, YOU DON'T GET A WEEK OFF.

Complete and total gutting of our QB by BJ Kissel in this video. Just spectacular.

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The words. Eat them.

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I laughed really ****ing hard when this happened.

This was right before the fg that made it 21-6 at half, hell of a job cassel.

oh, my bad. my bad. sorry guys. that's my bad

Won't be long now.

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BACK INTO CHRONOLOGY!

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This thread will be updated. Soon. For the LAST TIME.

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Somebody send this to PeeWee.

Nope. :D

Now that playoff teams are set, the final update is completed, with all 2012 statistics.

The Declaration of Independence, MO is set in stone.

Soon we will be free men.

Updates below, with fabulous NEW statistics and blood flying everywhere.

Editor's note:

In 2012, Cassel did not improve his record against winning teams, playoff teams or top 10 defenses. He did not improve his yards per attempt or deep completion percentage. He sucks, and cut this mother****er.

FIN

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Thread of the year. THREAD OF THE ****ING DECADE, BITCH!

ROFLROFLROFL

Ahhhhhhhhhhh......**** you, Gus.

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So...like uhhhh....... huh-huh-huh-huh. Huh-huh-huh-huh......when do we cut this butt-munch?

Hope everyone re-reads the OP. It is complete.

The official video declaration will be released this offseason.

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hi thread

luv u

WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT

You should bump this thread every 4th of July.