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I think this was in the first draft of John Lennon's "Imagine". Then he took it out and put in some garbage about peace. |
Ebola.
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Just don't complain to me when your sperm-stick burns like you drug it through a super-chili-challenge... |
This is what happens to CP when I take the weekend off to get Married.
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nice congrats |
My, how you people do go on!
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Vali did you end up dating this chick?
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Maybe not aids but several claimed he was going to get herpes which is rare from oral sex. It would be interesting if Vali told us.
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hahahaha last night I was sitting on the floor and my man reached for something on a shelf above my head. He stood awkwardly back and leaned forward at the waist to grab it, and I laughed.
"Did you stand like that so you didn't put your dick in my face?" "Yeah." "You're so sweet." "I just figured when you want my dick in your face, you'll put it there." hahahahaha Oh gosh I should call him. |
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