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Rain Man 10-21-2014 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11036953)
No judgement here! If it wasn't for STDs and a general lack of common sense in our society, I'd suggest spontaneous sexual encounters for everyone.


I think this was in the first draft of John Lennon's "Imagine". Then he took it out and put in some garbage about peace.

Kaepernick 10-22-2014 12:20 AM

Ebola.

Rausch 10-22-2014 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11036881)
I'll surrender my weapon when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Hey, yer' a grown assed man, you do what makes you happy.

Just don't complain to me when your sperm-stick burns like you drug it through a super-chili-challenge...

Graystoke 10-22-2014 06:25 AM

This is what happens to CP when I take the weekend off to get Married.

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-22-2014 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 11039662)
This is what happens to CP when I take the weekend off to get Married.

Congratulations, sir.

raybec 4 10-22-2014 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 11039662)
This is what happens to CP when I take the weekend off to get Married.

So while Vail gets anonymous head, you never will again

Halfcan 10-22-2014 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11037628)
I think this was in the first draft of John Lennon's "Imagine". Then he took it out and put in some garbage about peace.

LMAO nice one!

Ming the Merciless 10-22-2014 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 11039662)
This is what happens to CP when I take the weekend off to get Married.

no more solo gay strokin for u!

nice

congrats

Chaunceythe3rd 10-22-2014 04:24 PM

My, how you people do go on!

vailpass 10-22-2014 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chaunceythe3rd (Post 11040501)
My, how you people do go on!

Thanks. Chauncey...

Titty Meat 12-05-2014 09:57 AM

Vali did you end up dating this chick?

ChiTown 12-05-2014 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 11167326)
Vali did you end up getting The AID's from this chick?

FIFY

Titty Meat 12-05-2014 10:10 AM

Maybe not aids but several claimed he was going to get herpes which is rare from oral sex. It would be interesting if Vali told us.

ptlyon 12-05-2014 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 11167348)
Maybe not aids but several claimed he was going to get herpes which is rare from oral sex. It would be interesting if Vali told us.

The gift that keeps on giving!

Katipan 12-05-2014 10:18 AM

hahahaha last night I was sitting on the floor and my man reached for something on a shelf above my head. He stood awkwardly back and leaned forward at the waist to grab it, and I laughed.


"Did you stand like that so you didn't put your dick in my face?"
"Yeah."
"You're so sweet."
"I just figured when you want my dick in your face, you'll put it there."


hahahahaha

Oh gosh I should call him.


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