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Bootlegged 10-21-2014 04:56 PM
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

vailpass 10-21-2014 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Bootlegged (Post 11036797)
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
:D pronounced with an umpty...

vailpass 10-21-2014 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 11036675)
Enjoy the Valtrex and long walks on the beach!!
You don't catch the herp from the slurp. Been in this game for a while and still running clean...

fan4ever 10-21-2014 05:10 PM
92nd Street Cafe? That bar is FULL of old people...how did you find someone so young?

Titty Meat 10-21-2014 05:13 PM
For folks in Kansas City looking for something similar Touches in Overland Park is a cougar bar.

vailpass 10-21-2014 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by fan4ever (Post 11036833)
92nd Street Cafe? That bar is FULL of old people...how did you find someone so young?
Heh. I generally do HiFi if I'm out looking but have a buddy who lives by there and wanted to watch the game with him.

Katipan 10-21-2014 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11036855)
Heh. I generally do HiFi if I'm out looking but have a buddy who lives by there and wanted to watch the game with him.
hahahaaha so I just got the mental image of your buddy waiting for you while you frolicked. Ain't no fun if the homies can't have some. too? :)

Rausch 10-21-2014 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11036816)
You don't catch the herp from the slurp.
You keep telling yourself that...

ptlyon 10-21-2014 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 11034950)
I have been pretty much raped by a BJ. I had to shift gears to regular sex because she was sucking so hard it hurt. Like she was trying to literally remove my penis with her mouth.
"She tried to suck the life out of my poor defenseless penis, your honor. "

Rain Man 10-21-2014 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Bootlegged (Post 11036797)
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
That's disgusting! You went into a Burger King?

vailpass 10-21-2014 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11036863)
hahahaaha so I just got the mental image of your buddy waiting for you while you frolicked. Ain't no fun if the homies can't have some. too? :)
:) there were two of them and they had a cold marg waiting. We've been hanging out for years.It was a respectful encounter, I'm not a beast it's just how things go here.
Posted it when hammered, probably shouldn't have.

vailpass 10-21-2014 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 11036867)
You keep telling yourself that...
I'll surrender my weapon when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Katipan 10-21-2014 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11036878)
:) there were two of them and they had a cold marg waiting. We've been hanging out for years.It was a respectful encounter, I'm not a beast it's just how things go here.
Posted it when hammered, probably shouldn't have.
No judgement here! If it wasn't for STDs and a general lack of common sense in our society, I'd suggest spontaneous sexual encounters for everyone. Enjoy your life, Vail. I was just brought a big bag of goodies so for sure I'm going to go enjoy mine ;)

vailpass 10-21-2014 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11036953)
No judgement here! If it wasn't for STDs and a general lack of common sense in our society, I'd suggest spontaneous sexual encounters for everyone. Enjoy your life, Vail. I was just brought a big bag of goodies so for sure I'm going to go enjoy mine ;)
Smoke em if you got em kitty cat...:)

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-21-2014 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 11036845)
For folks in Kansas City looking for something similar Touches in Overland Park is a cougar bar.
ROFL

Welp, I know where Billay and I are headed next time I stroll through town.


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