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Simplex3 02-08-2007 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SLAG
I took it as United National Auto Workers

Nope. Those guys have jobs. Even if they do slack off at them.

Redrum_69 02-08-2007 04:35 PM

I better at least post once so I'll end up on the one post section

crazycoffey 02-08-2007 04:35 PM

It's an attention whore we shall keep un named.

Bugeater 02-08-2007 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Say, does anyone else feel like they're in Reykjavik today?

I'm lookin' California, but feelin' Minnesota.

PinkFloyd 02-08-2007 07:22 PM

Welcome back CrazyCaffine..... I mean Coffey.....





:p

crazycoffey 02-08-2007 07:24 PM

ha

Reerun_KC 02-08-2007 07:25 PM

Booyaah I am on the one post list!!!

Eat it my dust CC!

Priest4Prez 02-08-2007 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
ha

Hey I made it! Welcome back CC!

crazycoffey 02-08-2007 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC
Booyaah I am on the one post list!!!

Eat it my dust CC!


Are you sure you haven't posted here before?

greg63 02-08-2007 07:31 PM

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Simplex3 02-08-2007 08:27 PM

Ok, it's only 8:30 and I'm already tired. This is going to be a short night.

PinkFloyd 02-08-2007 08:28 PM

I hear ya... The whole damn town I live by has the shits and the flu !!!

Sam Hall 02-08-2007 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
I will destroy you.

What are you talking about? We're not competing against each other. I have replaced you on the Evil Triumvirate. Your contract has been terminated. I'd lay low for awhile if I were you.

Simplex3 02-08-2007 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam Hall
What are you talking about? We're not competing against each other. I have replaced you on the Evil Triumvirate. Your contract has been terminated. I'd lay low for awhile if I were you.

Amen.

Sam Hall 02-08-2007 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Doggy style. Forward all applications to SPchief.

DON'T MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME MAN DON'T MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME

Simplex3 02-08-2007 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam Hall
DON'T MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME MAN DON'T MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME

Good to see you take the job seriously.

PinkFloyd 02-08-2007 08:32 PM

You guys are losing me here....



ROFL

crazycoffey 02-08-2007 08:33 PM

ROFL

Reerun_KC 02-08-2007 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
Are you sure you haven't posted here before?


No need to sell me out....

Just trying to get a little face time.

Well back to the ethics and values paper....

Simplex3 02-08-2007 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd
You guys are losing me here....



ROFL

SPchief and I decided that our Bilateral Commission should instead become an Evil Triumvirate. We took applications for the third party and Sam's in his apprenticeship phase.

milkman 02-08-2007 08:36 PM

Hey Simplex, SP.

Which mod(s) did you guys have to suck to sudenly feel like you're in charge of the night crew, pussies?

PinkFloyd 02-08-2007 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
SPchief and I decided that our Bilateral Commission should instead become an Evil Triumvirate. We took applications for the third party and Sam's in his apprenticeship phase.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Ok --- I'm with ya now...

Joie 02-08-2007 08:41 PM

Hey guys

milkman 02-08-2007 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
Hey guys

Attention whore.

Joie 02-08-2007 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman
Attention whore.

Worked didn't it?

milkman 02-08-2007 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
Worked didn't it?

LMAO

Shaddup!

Sam Hall 02-08-2007 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
Hey guys

Your name sounds familiar :hmmm:

milkman 02-08-2007 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam Hall
Your name sounds familiar :hmmm:

Every name sounds familiar to night crew Commatards.

Sam Hall 02-08-2007 08:59 PM

Panoramic views of the Moon for no apparent reason

http://moonpans.co.uk/vr/index.htm

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman
Hey Simplex, SP.

Which mod(s) did you guys have to suck to sudenly feel like you're in charge of the night crew pussies?

You had an extra comma in your post, I fixed it for you.

And to answer your question we just decided to be in charge.

Bugeater 02-08-2007 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam Hall
Panoramic views of the Moon for no apparent reason

http://moonpans.co.uk/vr/index.htm

You could use one as your signature.

http://moonpans.com/signed/40_A17shortycernanthumb.jpg

Sam Hall 02-08-2007 09:03 PM

I'm taking a break to play Xbox 360, so behave yourselves.

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam Hall
I'm taking a break to play Xbox 360, so behave yourselves.

Pussy.

el borracho 02-08-2007 09:07 PM

What does it mean if your fingernails grow 2 weeks worth in 1 week?

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
What does it mean if your fingernails grow 2 weeks worth in 1 week?

You're losing a little vision, too?

Joie 02-08-2007 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
What does it mean if your fingernails grow 2 weeks worth in 1 week?

That you're kinda weird for measuring.

Seriously, though, did your diet change at all?

Bugeater 02-08-2007 09:11 PM

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When did we get this rep message added?

milkman 02-08-2007 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
You had an extra comma in your post, I fixed it for you.

And to answer your question we just decided to be in charge.

So what you're really saying is that it's anarchy around here.

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman
So what you're really saying is that it's anarchy around here.

Not anymore, we took over. You'd have to overthrow us. That's going to be tough, though, considering our death squads and such.

milkman 02-08-2007 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
What does it mean if your fingernails grow 2 weeks worth in 1 week?

You're getting to much protien.

Stop sucking.

el borracho 02-08-2007 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
You're losing a little vision, too?

No... and I don't understand what the connection would be between those two phenomenon.

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman
You're getting to much protien.

Stop sucking.

No, he just needs to stop SWALLOWING.

el borracho 02-08-2007 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
That you're kinda weird for measuring.

Seriously, though, did your diet change at all?

1) I did not actually measure but I could swear I just cut the damn things.

2) I don't think my diet has changed.

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
No... and I don't understand what the connection would be between those two phenomenon.

Hair on the palms?

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:17 PM

Pros vs Joes has the idiots in the ring against Roy Jones Jr.

:shake:

milkman 02-08-2007 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Not anymore, we took over. You'd have to overthrow us. That's going to be tough, though, considering our death squads and such.

Yeah.

I'm really frightened.

el borracho 02-08-2007 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Hair on the palms?

Hair on the palms is supposedly related to whackin' it. Is rapid growth of the fingernails somehow related to those ideas?

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Hair on the palms is supposedly related to whackin' it. Is rapid growth of the fingernails somehow related to those ideas?

How the hell should I know? I'm not a doctor. I'm just trying to get you to say something incriminating.

Simply Red 02-08-2007 09:25 PM

Pussies...


What's shackin?

Bugeater 02-08-2007 09:27 PM

OK, seriously, do any of you guys really think Anna Nicole Smith is hot?

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red
Pussies...


What's shackin?

http://www.dhccs.com/PhotosByShirley...thThistles.JPG

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
OK, seriously, do any of you guys really think Anna Nicole Smith is hot?

F**king necrophiliacs. :shake:

Simply Red 02-08-2007 09:29 PM

she was. Back in the Guess days...

Simply Red 02-08-2007 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
F**king necrophiliacs. :shake:

I fixed my Malware problem. You were great help.

Thanks!

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red
I fixed my Malware problem. You were great help.

Thanks!

You stopped running Windows?

If not you've just delayed it.

Bugeater 02-08-2007 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
F**king necrophiliacs. :shake:

Before she was dead for god's sake.

SLAG 02-08-2007 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
OK, seriously, do any of you guys really think Anna Nicole Smith is hot?


http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/picture.../id_hit_it.jpg

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
Before she was dead for god's sake.

Damnit, you people have got to learn to say what you mean.

Simply Red 02-08-2007 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
You stopped running Windows?

If not you've just delayed it.

What platform are you using?

Simply Red 02-08-2007 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Damnit, you people have got to learn to say what you mean.

Fugg Off!

I mean it
! :)

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red
What platform are you using?

Kubuntu

el borracho 02-08-2007 09:38 PM

Rugburns...
 
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Say, does anyone else feel like they're in Reykjavik today?

Good morning, America
Good evening, Siberia
Is that a fax coming in?
From Rajavic, Iceland, ah-ooh
Must be cold
And I see the ocean out there
It must be cold

el borracho 02-08-2007 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
OK, seriously, do any of you guys really think Anna Nicole Smith is hot?

No.

el borracho 02-08-2007 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
OK, seriously, do any of you guys really think Anna Nicole Smith is hot?

Are you going to set her up with that guy in you avatar?

Simply Red 02-08-2007 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Kubuntu

I'll research it...

ty

Bugeater 02-08-2007 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
No.

You'd better hope Mecca doesn't see that post.

el borracho 02-08-2007 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
You'd better hope Mecca doesn't see that post.

Why? Am I supposed to say how hot I thougt she was just because she's dead?

Too bad. I never thought she was hot. The fact that she is dead doesn't make me like her retroactively.

PinkFloyd 02-08-2007 09:44 PM

HOLY CRAP !!!


Just heard on the news where four women ran off into a lake in a pickup... The two brunettes in the front got out alive...

The two blondes in the back of the truck bed drowned...







They couldn't get the tailgate down !!!




That's sad to hear...

el borracho 02-08-2007 09:46 PM

Why do blondes wear panties?




To keep their ankles warm!

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:47 PM

Q: What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A: When they are on their backs they are screwed.

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:48 PM

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.

PinkFloyd 02-08-2007 09:49 PM

Blonde and a red head are walking on the beach...

The red head says,"My, my, my... Look at all the dead seagulls"!!!!



Blonde looks up at the sky and says,"Where"????

el borracho 02-08-2007 09:50 PM

What is the first thing a blonde does in the morning?



Goes home!

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:50 PM

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

sedated 02-08-2007 09:51 PM

Q: how do you stop a clown from smiling?
A: hit him in the face with an axe

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:51 PM

Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case she had to draw blood!

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:52 PM

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

el borracho 02-08-2007 09:53 PM

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/O...51835_5723.jpg

PinkFloyd 02-08-2007 09:53 PM

What does a coke machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common ???


They both accept "bills" !!!!

Simplex3 02-08-2007 09:54 PM

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
A: One that never misses a period.

Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.


A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.


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